ITT: Films women will never understand

ITT: Films women will never understand.

I hate these threads, but I really fucking liked that movie.

Ralp Fiennes is great in it.

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I have a HUGE boner for anachronistic Shakespeare adaptation.

Yes even Romeo+Juliet. Though this was far better.

MoS
Gladiator

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knino

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this was horrible

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LOTR
>One of my friends gfs thought that Boromir and Aragorn were gay during Boromirs Departure

Women cannot understand film. They can only engage with it at the most basic emotional and reactionary levels. That's why their favourite movies are comedies, or romances. These films are designed to give basic visceral responses. It's why they scream and physically react to horror movies.

To a woman a film isn't even meant to be understood, just observed and reacted to, and then it's over.

I always get slightly mad when people claim that Sam and Frodo are gay

if I met a nice, non-slutty woman that wasn't repulsive and found out that they cry during this scene (for the right reasons) I would promptly marry her

Love these threads. These always trigger roasties and normalfags its great

non slutty women don't exist user

Enjoy dying alone

Everyone dies alone you fucking moron.

except fetuses

Great movie. And the coffee lady is a prime cutie.

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