I'm turning 19 in two weeks and am still a virgin AMA

I'm turning 19 in two weeks and am still a virgin AMA

I'm almost twice your age and a virgin. At 19 I wouldn't worry about it.

OO big deal, come back when your a wizard.

Helllloooo gandalf

I'm 24 next month and no sex for me yet

You've got many more years of being a fucking loser ahead of you OP. Congratulations.

im 19 and a virgin because i live in the countryside with my parents. no im not redneck im EU

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This post shall go down in history as a loser of a quads.

OP here. I am a virgin because I can't fucking talk (to women). I never even had a date

Why dont you leave your house?

Are you religious?

then talk to women. eventually you'll learn how

I sometimes do but my problem is to have a conversation going. I'm fucking autistic

Atheist for 6 years, before that Catholic

>24
>still planning to become Grand Wizard of Esoteric Knowledge

Don't give it up for a silly wench, hound Padawan.

Dont worry, maybe one day it will happen to you.

Pretend your talking to your mom that always gets me in the mood

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escort service

23 and still a virgin here, there's hope for you yet

I went from Catholic to atheist too. I can't think of a stronger force to have driven me to non belief

maybe I can get my nervousity away by pretending I'm talkinbg to my mum?
I want it to be real. That we be my last resort if I'm becoming too desperate (at the moment everything else in my life is fine...)
the main thing that has brought me to atheism is the question "Who made God?"

Hey this makes me feel better, 17 here.

get off Sup Forums kiddo

Why would I? I mostly just lurk, maybe dump my collection of sexy .webm s once a week. Anything wrong with that?

underage b&?

Don't tell me you weren't a horny teen haha

20 soon to be 21, starting to lose hope

You're what ruins Sup Forums

you both are

I was 23 before I had sex for the first time so try not to worry about it, it will happen for you at some point.

I've had no sex since I was 17, and I'm 22. Before that I had sex with four girls.

In fact, a couple days ago I think i passed the five year anniversary

stfu newfag

how many blackbeard era pirates do you think it would take to hunt and kill a fully grown t-rex?

don't get angry at me kid, i'm just stating the truth here ;)))

How the fuck Can you be 19 or older and still a virgin ffs. i'm on a fucking wheelchair since i was 3 and a half years old. and I got pussy when i was 15. Plus Fun story. I even fucked a nurse that was 31 with two children and a husban so she cheated on him. Don't tell me u can't fucking do it. Man up and grow a pair of balls. Start small and dont be picky.

Seeing as t-rexes don't usually live out on the open sea i'd say 11.5

>;)))

you proved that you're a newfag

around 1337
how did it happen after so long time?

Only newfags call other people newfag ;)))

>1337
what kind of shit ass answer is that, its not 2004 anymore you fucking faggot

23 as well and not going to stay a virgin much longer, it's really no big deal

what sex do you identify as?

Get some decent money together and go get a really good whore and tell her you're a virgin and you want 2 hours of intense sexual action, sucking fucking and lots of touching

I was born male and I'm a fucking male (hetero)

Pirates were dumb, in that they were primarily uneducated but there's no arguing that some of them, and at the very least their captain would be shrewd/cunning and utterly ruthless. Also, his crew would be loyal to him virtually unquestioningly, so leadership and cooperation would not be an issue. The problem would be the lack of sufficiently powerful weapons.

That all being said, a T-rex was dumb as a sack of hair. Not cunning, not shrewd, not clever, just pea-brained and dumb as shit. Mighty, and gigantic, but fucking stupid. Outsmarting it would not be an issue. With all that, I reckon it would take 30+ men, directed by a commander, armed with 17th century weaponry to fell one of the beasts.

well, cool, you're one of the many virgins on this planet. you have access to the internet and probably a car by now, the fact you haven't gotten laid just proves you are lazy.

try 26. past 20 you won't care anymore. I don't even check ladies out, my mind has shown mercy. I know I will never have a woman love me, or want casual sex. So now that part of me has shut down. I have to jerk off here and there, but tbh I don't care anymore. Bring in the rest of my sexless life

kys

Just find some random guy on the street to fuck your ass.

I kind of am but the problem is -as I said- that I can't keep a conversation going
How nice of a person you must be!
I'm not gay and even if I still have the problems I mentioned earlier

I'm lazy and never take initiative

how did it happen after all this time as a virgin?

...

it's mostly by choice, I've had a girlfriend for over three years now and we decided to wait, marrying soon though, so after that it will be over
wasn't always easy especially when it was hard

...

/thread

OP, if you're keen to lose you v-card, my cock is willing to assist

Are you still a virgin?

Maybe you should have worried

lol is that really how you feel?

only a gay dude would do this

>I'm turning 19 in two weeks and am still a virgin AMA
totally normal when you live in a first world country

I lost it at 19 (last year) and now I fuck my girlfriend like a pornstar. Don't sweat it theres still hope

if you live in ny i can fix that

20 or so if they all had muskets?

hahaha

>18
>this is going to be the year I finally lose it!
>19
>it's gonna happen before I turn 20!
>20
>This year for real!
>21

Such is the road to wizardhood

Ah thats not so bad. I was a virgin until 20. Got jerked off by a friend when i was 11 thinking that was me going to have all konds of mis adventures from now on, how wrong i was. Literally got nothing but kissess a few times till i got laid, in which i fingered, got the succ and the fucc all in one sitting. After that, it was all plain sailing. Got laid by a new girl at least wvery six months

well I live in a city with ~350k people and a lot of students (I think around 25k)

Didn't lose till 18, college fatty. Then steadily improved standards. Not by leaps and bounds mind you. But tbh, i've gotten more action (sexual partners) since i've been married than before i did. The world is a fucked up place user.