Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there

Wat do???

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The fuck are you doing in here?

knife in her

Penis in her.

Oh! Embarassing. Pen is in her. Haha! That sounded dirty!

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Grab a brush, bitch! This bedroom ain't gonna paint itself!

360 walk out scream her music is shit and she needs to eat a sandwich.

Break up with her then sue her over the song she wrote about me

lewd

get her drunk and make her pass out. Then the real fun.

you'd be facing the same way at 360
use you're brain moran

looking awfully male there

you sure you're up for it?

Tell her that imma let her finish, but that kanye does this so much better than me

Stop

Make her draw all her money out a bank.

Want sum fuk?

>be confused
>call police
>watch with gun in hand until authorities arrive

I live 3 miles from her parents and was in the same class as her at Wyomissing. If I recall her favorite restaurant in my town is "Say Cheese!". So anyway, if shes in my bedroom Id assume she wants the D and I'd make a pass at her, then Id say lets grab some food and then we could come back here and drink and watch movies and cuddle all night. yeah I suppose thats what id do

probably marry her

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>would realise that im only a betafag that got a nice fantasy
>realise i even don't have a own bedroom
>need to find a job and leave Sup Forums

mfw taylor swift is in my room.

Shoot for trespassing

Spare the world the agony of her wailing

fuck the corpse probably

Tell her to get out and come back when she has a feminine bulge.

Make rape

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Cara Develingne is so fucking hot.

>i'm never going to marry taylor swift :(

>Keanu Reeves beat ya to it

slap her and yell, "You knock first just like everyone else!"

Taylor is my waifu

I'd probably cum in my pants before passing out

Are you here to make another song?

Hope she just got done taking a huge shit so I could breathe in the scent of her delicious anal creation.

If I ever become famous, I'm going to create threads like this about myself. Just so I can read about people like you wanting to sniff my fartbox.

What's so good about turds? I never understood scatfags

Hello newfriend, please try lurking more you fucking dickturd

Tell her "I have a knife and a dick and one of these are going in you tonight."

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>falling for the bait this hard

Grab him by the dick.

you forgot the bowl of eggs

>been here all summer
>still a newfag

make pay rent