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OIL
>tfw undercooking your baby
BABY DEAD
NICE
IT'S FACKIN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
MAKE IT AGAIN
RAJ
Why does everyone like this guy? I mean, it looks like he works out which is pretty cool, but other than that I don't get it?
>its a gordon sounds like hes about to bust a fuckin nut while preparing a meal episode
The House MD of cooking personality.
SLAP IT LIKE YOUR SISTER
tomatoes
in
RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW
ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS
BURGER
NICE AND JOOSY
BEAUTIFUL
>ABSOLUTELY delicious.
>Soat and peppa
>Let the knife do the work
>Bursting with flavour
>We don't want the meat the dry
>Pan on
Why is he so comfy? Been on a bit of a binge lately.
He is not comfy at all.
Help daddy. Good gurl.
Oh my god that's so moist and tender. Beautiful.
He is when he's home, or outside exploring the culinary world. His reality shows with contestants aren't worth it.
OLIVE OLE
BUTTER
IN
MEME
NICE AND DEAD
>PAN
Who /almazankitchen/ here? Prime comfy cooking
Because he worked for what he has and has no filter. He's our guy.
they're good but they need to stop those fucking clickbait titles
Country. Nice and out.
>worked
he applies heat to raw items and puts them on a plate. let's not get out of hand, ok?
INNIT
NICE AND FUNNY
Why is there a salad in that burger?
I think they're THE BEST TITLES EVER
Sorry pal, this meme still draws breath.
post the miscarriage one
That's like saying carpenters apply force to wood and sell it to people.
We can apply that logic to literally any form of work. Also have you actually ever worked in a restaurant kitchen before?
GUY
NICE AND BIG
EU
Nice and Kraut
>Also have you actually ever worked in a restaurant kitchen before?
I apprenticed under a six button Michelin Man for a year. I think I know how a kitchen works, kid. I got out of that chef game when I saw it for what it is from the inside.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUUUUT ME OOOOUT
DINNER
$11 AND HOT
has he ever actually said rustic?
nevermind...
nobody knows dead memes
yea
Post more Jack!
BUTTER NICE AND COLD
COCOA POWDER NICE AND KICKED UP
CHICKEN
NICE AND RARE
>it's a the restaurant patrons rate a guest star's dish higher than Gordon's and Gordon can't stop screaming and weeping and trashing his own kitchen episode
MEME
COLD AND OLD
...
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Fucking gross, people eat that?
Is someone going to stream some Ramsay or should I just go watch shit on my own?
>watching american reality ramsay instead of 'ramsay cooks some amazing shit and helps plebs' kino
YOU TURKEY
not if they don't want salmonella they don't
This, how can anyone tolerate this screaming sissy. Gordon Ramsey is literally a bitter insecure 12 year old that just learned all the swear words.
Only Salmonella survivors
Food is so cheap in America, I'm supreme jelly.
It probably won't hurt you, the stomach aches and eye infection he got were just a coincidence.
cause he's actually good at his job?
learned how to make proper scrambled eggs from him back in the day. changed my life.
You should see his tutorial videos. Comfy as fuck
>good at his job
At what, being a pissy screaming baby? No thanks, there's more than enough great chefs in the world, no one's going to miss this whiny cuck.
stop it
his job is being a chef. that screamy stuff is just for the cameras and just for that series.
He does normal cooking shows like every other british celebrity chef.
he a good cook he dindu nuffin
This. Gordan is a whiny cuck with a tiny weenus peenus.
he seems to have difficulty understanding the physics of everyday objects around him
>That time that cunt tried to slap Gordon and he literally grabbed her wrist mid slap
Those fucking reflexes man. Based.
Can't crack the Ja/ck/
What do you have against nice joosy meat?
What the fuck is that?
>rising your hand before actually dipping the food
W e w
Imagine being Gordon in that kitchen and having to be all like "Damn, Giada. That's a fine lookin pomodoro. I would totally make you head chef in one of my restaurants." when all he really wants to do is fucking source some local fresh ingredients and fuck her over the cutting board. Like seriously imagine having to be Gordon and not only sit in that kitchen while Giada cooks her disgusting chocolate fettucine but then goes on to mispronounce every italian word she knows. And when she says pancetta for the fifth fucking time you struggle to refrain from grabbing the nearest knife and ending the pain. You've built this culinary empire and you're not going to lose it over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>implying Brits will actually leave
It's the epic struggle of frying food as a mentally challenged meatball humanoid
shitty ingredients
shitty knife
dirty finger nails
shitty plate
shitty cutting board
why do people do this
This guy is the DSP of cooking, right? He's not actually this retarded, right?
We'll never know
who is this moron, does he have a parody channel on youtube or something?
I mean if he is the DSP equivalent then he's very good at playing the part
Watch his channel - he's got some seriously great food.
CHICKEN
IN THE OVEN
40 MINUTES
MMMMMM
Look for the Cucking with Ja/ck/ show on youtube
He's got a whole network
Literally nothing wrong with jack
I look forward to the opening of your Michelin star restaurant
OIL NICE AND COLD
thanks
He's cute. He reminds me of Pooh the bear.
It makes me all the more confused about all those fucking webms all over of him eating half-cooked shit
OBLIGATORY
>you want the real cool whip not the imitation
What the fuck
Jack only uses top level ingredients.
what a clumsy fat fuck
What do you mean what the fuck?
...
He completely mutilates that fish in that episode
It's like saying. "You want the real Kraft Cheddar Singles, not the imitation"
it literally looks like vomit
so the truth basically
Kraft Cheddar Singles are imitation. Cool Whip is not.
he says simple and rustic at least every other sentence