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PAN

NICE AND HOT

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OIL

>tfw undercooking your baby

BABY DEAD

NICE

IT'S FACKIN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

MAKE IT AGAIN

RAJ

Why does everyone like this guy? I mean, it looks like he works out which is pretty cool, but other than that I don't get it?

>its a gordon sounds like hes about to bust a fuckin nut while preparing a meal episode

The House MD of cooking personality.

SLAP IT LIKE YOUR SISTER

tomatoes
in

RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW

ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS

BURGER

NICE AND JOOSY

BEAUTIFUL

>ABSOLUTELY delicious.
>Soat and peppa
>Let the knife do the work
>Bursting with flavour
>We don't want the meat the dry
>Pan on

Why is he so comfy? Been on a bit of a binge lately.

He is not comfy at all.

Help daddy. Good gurl.

Oh my god that's so moist and tender. Beautiful.

He is when he's home, or outside exploring the culinary world. His reality shows with contestants aren't worth it.

OLIVE OLE

BUTTER
IN

MEME

NICE AND DEAD

>PAN

Who /almazankitchen/ here? Prime comfy cooking

Because he worked for what he has and has no filter. He's our guy.

they're good but they need to stop those fucking clickbait titles

Country. Nice and out.

>worked
he applies heat to raw items and puts them on a plate. let's not get out of hand, ok?

INNIT

NICE AND FUNNY

Why is there a salad in that burger?

I think they're THE BEST TITLES EVER

Sorry pal, this meme still draws breath.

post the miscarriage one

That's like saying carpenters apply force to wood and sell it to people.

We can apply that logic to literally any form of work. Also have you actually ever worked in a restaurant kitchen before?

GUY
NICE AND BIG

EU

Nice and Kraut

>Also have you actually ever worked in a restaurant kitchen before?
I apprenticed under a six button Michelin Man for a year. I think I know how a kitchen works, kid. I got out of that chef game when I saw it for what it is from the inside.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUUUUT ME OOOOUT

DINNER

$11 AND HOT

has he ever actually said rustic?

nevermind...
nobody knows dead memes

yea

Post more Jack!

BUTTER NICE AND COLD

COCOA POWDER NICE AND KICKED UP

CHICKEN
NICE AND RARE

>it's a the restaurant patrons rate a guest star's dish higher than Gordon's and Gordon can't stop screaming and weeping and trashing his own kitchen episode

MEME

COLD AND OLD

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Fucking gross, people eat that?

Is someone going to stream some Ramsay or should I just go watch shit on my own?

>watching american reality ramsay instead of 'ramsay cooks some amazing shit and helps plebs' kino

YOU TURKEY

not if they don't want salmonella they don't

This, how can anyone tolerate this screaming sissy. Gordon Ramsey is literally a bitter insecure 12 year old that just learned all the swear words.

Only Salmonella survivors

Food is so cheap in America, I'm supreme jelly.

It probably won't hurt you, the stomach aches and eye infection he got were just a coincidence.

cause he's actually good at his job?

learned how to make proper scrambled eggs from him back in the day. changed my life.

You should see his tutorial videos. Comfy as fuck

>good at his job
At what, being a pissy screaming baby? No thanks, there's more than enough great chefs in the world, no one's going to miss this whiny cuck.

stop it

his job is being a chef. that screamy stuff is just for the cameras and just for that series.

He does normal cooking shows like every other british celebrity chef.

he a good cook he dindu nuffin

This. Gordan is a whiny cuck with a tiny weenus peenus.

he seems to have difficulty understanding the physics of everyday objects around him

>That time that cunt tried to slap Gordon and he literally grabbed her wrist mid slap
Those fucking reflexes man. Based.

Can't crack the Ja/ck/

What do you have against nice joosy meat?

What the fuck is that?

>rising your hand before actually dipping the food

W e w

Imagine being Gordon in that kitchen and having to be all like "Damn, Giada. That's a fine lookin pomodoro. I would totally make you head chef in one of my restaurants." when all he really wants to do is fucking source some local fresh ingredients and fuck her over the cutting board. Like seriously imagine having to be Gordon and not only sit in that kitchen while Giada cooks her disgusting chocolate fettucine but then goes on to mispronounce every italian word she knows. And when she says pancetta for the fifth fucking time you struggle to refrain from grabbing the nearest knife and ending the pain. You've built this culinary empire and you're not going to lose it over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>implying Brits will actually leave

It's the epic struggle of frying food as a mentally challenged meatball humanoid

shitty ingredients
shitty knife
dirty finger nails
shitty plate
shitty cutting board
why do people do this

This guy is the DSP of cooking, right? He's not actually this retarded, right?

We'll never know

who is this moron, does he have a parody channel on youtube or something?

I mean if he is the DSP equivalent then he's very good at playing the part

Watch his channel - he's got some seriously great food.

CHICKEN
IN THE OVEN
40 MINUTES
MMMMMM

Look for the Cucking with Ja/ck/ show on youtube

He's got a whole network

Literally nothing wrong with jack

youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo

I look forward to the opening of your Michelin star restaurant

OIL NICE AND COLD

thanks

He's cute. He reminds me of Pooh the bear.
It makes me all the more confused about all those fucking webms all over of him eating half-cooked shit

OBLIGATORY

youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>you want the real cool whip not the imitation
What the fuck

Jack only uses top level ingredients.

what a clumsy fat fuck

What do you mean what the fuck?

...

He completely mutilates that fish in that episode

It's like saying. "You want the real Kraft Cheddar Singles, not the imitation"

it literally looks like vomit

so the truth basically

Kraft Cheddar Singles are imitation. Cool Whip is not.

he says simple and rustic at least every other sentence