On a train to Newcastle in Australia

>on a train to Newcastle in Australia
>currently 2 hours left to go till I get there
>there's an annoying fucking rank smelling old Asian guy sitting next to me and he won't fuck off
>keeps looking over at my phone while I'm trying to watch youtube and it's bugging the fuck out of me
>want to weird him out for shits and giggles with my phone

Post shitting porn/general weird porn in this thread and I'll watch it all on repeat next to this guy and narrate what happens
Will also dump in my spare time

Other urls found in this thread:

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph591b8066eec2e
youtube.com/watch?v=PI-nzF0Yyc8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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fuck you this thread has potential

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who is girl in op

fuck you this thread has potential

That's what I'm thinking, I could care less for what op has to say.

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Proxy Paige

oh yeah, look at all the replies

proxy paige? poxy page, something like that.

Just pull out the classic "Fuck off we're full" argument.
If that doesn't work, actually be a decent person for once, and tell the cunt to move.
Holy shit you autistic fuck, learn how to speak to humans in public.

Thanks anons, well time to go fap

Whose pussy is this

gay und fake

Sauce

have fun, till you find the ones of her prolapsing.

fisting's great, but that just goes too far...

Holy fuck he loves stumpy, he didn't look away

Btw I'm going in and out of service so I might go quiet for a bit but unless thread dies or I say so I'll still be here
Also I have like fuck all else to dump because all my webms on my phone have audio and are bigger than 2MB

I didn't come to Sup Forums to be a decent person you fucking retard, what the hell do you think we're all here for guitar string gauge advice?

Proxy Paige. 100% real. She's a whore who occasionally does prolapse porn but mostly fisting stuff.

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Forget the pussy, look at that butt hole!

Who's cunt is that?

Use this, OP.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph591b8066eec2e

Well that didn't take long. He had like a family of 7, and I heard them talking earlier on saying they were getting off at a stop that's an hour away at least. After like 3 videos he basically gathered the family up from all different spots on the carriage (it's full as and they just sat wherever was available) and rushed them off, even though they were all like "wtf we aren't here yet"
So mission successful, smells a lot less like honey chicken now.

The rosebud makes me diamonds

Holy FUCK
Wish he was still here to see that one

The train is like half empty now
Someone roll dubs and I'll go sit next to someone who's alone and watch more shit next to them

>too far

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can i post furry porm?

Weird shit includes regular old shit so yes

here hope it helps~

moar? who dis.

Google down "How to stab a person properly" + "Knife tactics on close combat"

Bonus for navy seal copypasta.

Well, now that you mention it...

Best heavy string for a low B on a 6?

I am sure somewhere there is a blog coming up with "How do I deal with this rude, racist white cunt on this fucking train?" somewhere on the internet.

.056 - .062 I reckon

yeah god knows he loves his computers

Fuck me dead
>baby just started crying
>not like "waahahahaha"
>more like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" like it's getting fucking stabbed
>kms
>want to fucking murder it

Who is that?

Play him some tunes ay.
youtube.com/watch?v=PI-nzF0Yyc8

Proxy Paige, she does a lot of anal like that

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i know that train -4 hours Sydney to Newcastle u gone past admestown yet ?