Kirby has just absorbed you! What power does he get?
Kirby has just absorbed you! What power does he get?
crippling depression
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Crippling depression.
the ability to survive suicide by poison, bullet, car. and hanging.
Inability to go without porn for 5 minuntes.
>bullet
fucking do tell!
Extreme racism
All the Herpes
Premature Ejaculation
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trips confirm
He is now an 8/10 (possibly higher) but can ONLY attract his friends sisters
the power to never get laid
tremendous lethargy and crippling loneliness
FLAME THROWER
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The power to masturbate 30,00 times a second
Kirby loses his ability to gain new powers, and can step back from this eternally wrong decision.
Autism.
>30,00
Not a real number.
Tried to an hero, no joke just shot out my cheek and some teeth because i was way too drunk.
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Cripping anxiety AND depression!
alcoholism
pics or fuck off
deez nutz