Kirby has just absorbed you! What power does he get?

Kirby has just absorbed you! What power does he get?

crippling depression

/thread

Crippling depression.

the ability to survive suicide by poison, bullet, car. and hanging.

Inability to go without porn for 5 minuntes.

>bullet
fucking do tell!

Extreme racism

All the Herpes

Premature Ejaculation

/thread

trips confirm

He is now an 8/10 (possibly higher) but can ONLY attract his friends sisters

the power to never get laid

tremendous lethargy and crippling loneliness

FLAME THROWER

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The power to masturbate 30,00 times a second

Kirby loses his ability to gain new powers, and can step back from this eternally wrong decision.

Autism.

>30,00

Not a real number.

Tried to an hero, no joke just shot out my cheek and some teeth because i was way too drunk.

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Cripping anxiety AND depression!

alcoholism

pics or fuck off

deez nutz