Amber Heard

Why isnt she in more notable movies? I think shes been an actress for a very long time, and I dont even remember ever seeing her in a movie, yet she is a household name...Am I missing something? What movies of note has she starred in?

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>Amber Heard
>household name
Yeah, no. People have no idea who she is. And if they do, it's as Depp's ex.

She's acting right now. She plays a woman who is trying to steal her man's money

>The Ward
A John Carpenter Thriller - shows she can act and isnt just a pair of tits,

Drive Angry was OK too, but thats about it.

She's too busy being a literal semen demon.

Honestly: She's too conventionally attractive.

This may seem counter-intuitive, but she wouldn't be convincing in a lot of roles due to her looks. Most Hollywood leading-ladies have some quirk to their face or look which gives them a more human touch.

shes in Avatar 3.
not sure how she got the role.

Well she failed

She is a very good actress. I think her career would really have taken off without this scandal.

It was her and Margot in the running for who'd be the next blonde stunner who also has serious acting chops and SS didn't do Margot any favors imo.

She doesn't want to work. It's pretty clear she just wants to be provided for.

literally everyone knows who she is. You would know that if you ever left your moms basement, you cheetos-stained sweaty fatass fuckwit

She's got top-tier facial aesthetics and that's about it.

No one knows who she is, dummy.

in the Ward she plays a crazy psycho bitch really well, because oh look shes a crazy psycho bitch for real.

She's famous for being a celebrity more then she is for being a good actress.

And you have seen her if you watched Zombieland.

Why do Americans expect everyone to sell out?

Never heard about her until the divorce drama with Johnny Depp. Maybe she is bigger in the US.

This Tbh. She's not believable as someone with any real problems

DUDE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

Who?

>implying she didn't deepthroat billy bob

She doesn't have a "movie" she's been in several and acted for several years now. But to your point, she's just another pretty (non exceptional) blonde

I liked it when she got raped by a group of niggers in Rum Diary

All the boys love Mandy Lane is the closet thing she had to a lead role in a movie honestly

Go on....

Hey Amber!

Motherfucker! *taps the cupboard* arhhh-h-fucker *downs glass of red wine*

She was co-lead in And Soon the Darkness

>me on the right

post her feet

Amber Heard core:

>Good fun:
The Joneses
Drive Angry
Never Back Down
Pineapple Express
3 Days to kill

>Better than porn:
And Soon the Darkness (Duuuuuude)
The Informers (Oh my fucking god hnnnnnggggg)
Rum Diary (Prettiest woman on film ever?)
Syrup (Amber Heard gf simulator)
The Stepfather (hell yeah)


>Acquired taste (Amber fans only)
The River Why
The Ward
All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (shit movie, but she is jailbait in this so, yeah)
Machete Kills (she dies in it)

...

i liked it when she talked about a big black dildo on Conan

James Cameron's new ex wife?

Thanks. I'm gonna watch all of these

Gone Girl 2 mockbuster sequel on lifetime, when?

Looking forward to London Fields and Aquaman

Literally our gal

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How long do you think she can stay unmarried?

lol except for the attempt to JUST johnny depp no one knows who the fuck she is.

>tfw i've seen every one of those

What am I doing with my life?

weird how i no longer find her attractive after the whole greedy whore thing

Amateur

amber should have gone to her to get some lessons on how to be a real greedy whore.

i mean amber had good potential but she dealt her cards too soon.

All women are greedy whores though

Enjoying the finer things in life.

She's joining the DC cinematic universe

DC won, marvel cunts out

>already moved onto elon musk
good god she isn't even trying to be subtle about it anymore is she?
she literally has no dignity or self respect

so she doesn't want to be famous or rich anymore?

makes sense

If she asked, I would probably have sex withe her. Maybe

Do you think Brendan infected Johnny with the curse of JUST when he shook his hand?

I'd only do it if she paid me.

i would wrap that shit up so well though. she can never be trusted by any man ever again.

shame..

I woulnd't.

She's too perfect looking for me. I have low standards.

I guess Johnny Depp had her blacklisted because she's apparently a golddigger and an alimony-seeker

I don't even care, IMO she is the hottest actress alive today

oh shit

Don't think of the JUST as a curse my friend. Thanks to the greed of their ex-spouses, they have learned all about what lurks deep in every man. They have been molded by betrayal, honed by alimony and tempered by their shared suffering. They're now enlightened and beyond petty things such as women.

She plays a good bitch.
Watch The Joneses and Alpha Dog.

thats a bold statement

she was not in Alpha Dog friend

i think it's less of a curse and more of a disease.

when he shook johnny's hand he infected him, but johnnys resources and luck got him out relatively unscathed. and likely he's now cured.

while brendan is the host, he is the JUST king

To me shes the ultimate woman. I'd let her fuck my shit up even.

She gets naked and has a threesome in a pool with Amanda Seyfried

have fun getting cucked and JUSTed

nah she's really hot but cant be the ultimate woman due to her shit personality and greedy behavior.

if there did exist "the ultimate woman" she would not be like that.

>ultimate woman

by fucking your shit up you mean the shit your mom buys you?

>hot pockets
>basement room
>pc
>mountain dew
>cum rags

yeah its easy to say shit when its not yours

what is that expression trying to convey?

>Im dead inside
>my agent doesnt care about me
>Do I even enjoy acting anymore?
>When does Pirates 5 come out?

DC getting BTFO by Marvel?

That's not my life though.

nah this is the ultimate woman

forgot
>my feet hurt

its a scene made for Sup Forums youtube.com/watch?v=75YGdNOi5Ow

the movie is pretty dull

Was her Playboy Bunny show worth watching?

because why act in a shitty movie when you can be a psycho cunt in real life and get free money

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Playboy_Club
>7 episodes
>4 unaired
Im going to go with no its not worth watching. Shes naked in plenty of movies to make this seem unnecessary

Can't wait for this Amber kino

Also starring
>Jaimie Alexander
>Lily Cole
>Cara Delevingne

Waifu movie of the century

She'd be perfect for this show

>she will never hardcore dominate you in a latex SS uniform

...

>Easy Amber

She looks like Queen of Pain from Dota

Basic Instinct 3

MUH
DICK

she screams "tear your ass open with a 11 inch strap on while she beats you with a paddle"

I saw her in Zombieland, Pineapple express and One More Time

...

sign me up, senpai

would be dangerous to let her do that to you, no idea how far she would take it

you are clearly a butthurt men's right virgin. go back to suck deep's dick, faggot.

why because he's stating the obvious that she isn't a household name? ask most people they wouldn't know who she is or what films she's been in.

OP here, thats exactly my point, literally EVERYONE knows her. but noone knows what she has been in.

M-mistress please, Ill give you everything I own, sorry Im so pathetic, Mistress, please have mercy, sorry

are you dense?

it's literally been all over the news about her and depps divorce for months.

give it a year and she'll go back to being a nobody and no one will remember who she is.

no you bluepilled faggot cocksucking slave of Jews, I remember WHEN she MARRIED Johnny Depp, all the people in my social circle knew who she was from before. Fuck off, just because your an idiot social shut-in who knows nothing diesnt mean everyone else is, Hit the weights, take a shower, get a clue

no point begging to her, she doesnt care, shes the textbook case of a psychopath, using you for her own sick enjoyment

lol
>this fucking projection

am i speaking to amber right now? yeah sure everyone knows you are and loves you..
keep your chin up you'll be fine..

Sorry amber isn't as popular as you want her to be no one knew or cared who she was until Johnny and she'll go back to being a nobody.

>Amber Heard will never seduce me out of my mind, marry me within months of meeting me, then Cuck me with Cara Delevingne while emotionally blackmailing me and driving me crazy, only to divorce me the day after my mom dies, accuse me of domestic violence, then try to take all my money


Whats the point of even living anymore? If I was Johnny I would let her completely ruin me, hand her over everything I had, then spent the rest of my pathetic life jerking off to the memory of being destroyed by such a beautiful Goddess