ABRM bunker thread

Well, no treble this season.

What the fuck is going on? Celta is not even that good of a team. Why was Zidane mostly quiet when he should have been yelling at half the team?

ABRMs, go away, this is our safe space

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Benz and CR7 need some serious bench time. Also, Bale WHEN?

>celta is not even that good of a team
wtf

first for MESSI THE GOAT

To all Madrid supporters:

Please kill yourselves. You are a fucking cancer to this sport.

>EXPOSED
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Bale won't be back until match, at the earliest, iirc

They're really not, Real Madrid just played horribly and Celta capitalized on mistakes

>WE GOING TO WIN THE TREBLE Sup Forums BTFO'd
>UHHH THE CUP DOESN'T MATTER

Here comes the inevitable collapse in Liga and getting memed out of the CL in QFs or SFs.

It wasn't supposed to be like that. What a cruel ending.

Fuck you Jordi, you piece of shit scatalan.

Hala Madrid, ahora más que nunca.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYUYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

It is good for real madrid to get knocked out early. If they were to played with some serious threat like Alt. Madrid or Sevilla, they would get bashed like Rafa did with Barce.

g-gracias sergio

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*march

real sure is shit, but celta is far from bad, they beat shaky barcelona this season and last season as well, both games with 4 goals scored

>tfw mexicohalalfag expected halal to win 0-4
LMAO

Everytime

EXPOSADO

This. Zidane is too scared to bench the obvious flops today

The fitness trainer or whatever the fuck that's called needs to fucking go. It's absurd that half of the team gets injured.

I want /ABRM/ to kindly leave at once!!

>Halalal Scum

This result was Justified, You, your meme manager and Tsunaldo have all been exposed.

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physio you third-worlder

>dem shirt sales doe

Danilo mustn't wear RM kit anymore.

AHHAHA TIME TO GO TO RM FB AND READ THE TEARS OF MAD ARABS

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To be fair that own goal wasn't really his mistake. A really unlucky flipper there. I am more mad at Asensio. He did fuck all today.

Barca only have a one point lead
Could this be, dare I say, the year of upsets?

>that Kymco ad bottom right that says "Save this cover"

They knew

>falling for the Portuguese league meme

>new zealand in charge of thinking

Nobody said the reason was that own goal, he fucking sucked as always and he almost gave 2 goals, even at the goal he didn't run to defend, he must leave.

Sevilla is gonna take the lead

He lost about 30 seconds in the last minute with benzema, both need to get out

Something wrong
I hold my head
Copa del rey gone
My treble dead

>isco
>asensio
>danilo
>rolando
>benzema
lmao

My god my waifu is so hot

>Felizidane

At least he defended.

I will be stealing this
Thank you

zidane is using waaaay too many meme players at the same time

>mfw madrid let`s slip the league and gets knocked out of the cl and wins nothing after muh 40 games and Barcelona wins the Treble again

>MFW

who are we signing next summer lads this can't keep happening

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>Halal cucks brag about their 5 prehistoric european cups and most recent refballed CL while Barca and the GOAT will win their THIRD TREBLE

For the record I'd like to point out that what Franco intervened in two things: One, redirecting Di Stefano to Madrid instead of Barcelona where he was supposed to go; and having Madrid go to the first of the five prehistoric european cups instead of again, Barcelona.

THAT is what Franco did.

Nice conversation you are having with yourself Jordi.

Go to sleep, Manolo. Save your rage towards superior Barca and Catalonia while you're in the unemployment line.

Zidane and his meme formation. Soon as they adopt it the 40 match streak ends and they lose multiple games. Also several key injuries. No Carjval and no Marshallah means our attack on the wings going forward is basically non-existent since Danilo is fucking worthless and can barely kick a ball.

I'm reminded of Carlos' 28 game winning streak that ended in 0 titles and him being sacked. This episode feels so similar. I'm prepared for 0 trophies lads, it's just what Real does: sets you up for disappointment.

If Danilo is still in the squad next season I will personally smash both of his legs to dust

Seriously, do you Madridistas think Ronaldo deserves some bench time? Or even sell the guy while he worths?

I wouldn't mind to see it, just to see what happens but Christ can you imagine the media firestorm and ensuing drama? It's a tricky issue

Madrid without Bale and Ronaldo?
not a chance

>that flag
>this topic

Extreme cringe

>tf
>tt
>cheering for Halal

You have to go back, Pedro.

Dude, when is Tsu goig to be benched? This nigga got lucky as fuck today with that free kick, which all of the people that watch matches regularly knows that it would usually end up in.

I get you like Barcelona but getting involved in their politics is just cringey

Ronaldo needs to be replaced with Vazquez and let Bayol play the left side with Morata in the middle desu. Benzefat and Tsuman OUT. Sadly in Madrid brand is too important

*EXPUESTO

Bale should be in Ronaldo's position

EL BICHO PICHICHIIIIIIIIIIIII

>you will never ever see Real Madrid winning a treble in your lifetime

>Benching the money maker

>six seasons
>6 (six)
>moyes

Some other tidibts

>Orellana is frozen out at Celta because apparently, he said something about Berizzo (Celta's manager) fucking a journalist's wife when he was an assistant manager at Chile

>Benzema played like dogshit

>Aspas was absolute shit, but it didn't matter thanks to >Danilo

Insigne after he knocks us out of cl

mark my word.

RM will sign hazardorous

Danilo should never play another game again. Make nacho the backup RB and let coentrao play again

Zidanr didn't get mad at the team because it's ronaldo's team, not his. I'm sure tsu let them have it during half and after the match.

Also why get mad at your team when you have another easy route to the next round of the champions League and are comfortably ahead of barca and atleti in Liga. I'm sure tsu has taken this into account as well and will make sure the club is ready to win both Liga and champions league.

If I submit an offer of £2.50 and half a can of warm Fanta tonight lads do you think I could have Danilo playing for the local Airtricity League team?

Nah, not unless Danilo gets loaned for free
dude's probably used to getting that money

>from Argentina
>supporting messi rival