CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Juggalo Dan Edition

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Juggalo Dan Edition
RULES:
>first dubs or better each turn decides the fate of our main character
>any other dubs or better after this will be ignored until the next turn; so sorry
>if there is already a winner, wait for the next turn before trying to roll--check'em and don't waste your dubs
>next turn starts when OP posts the next picture
>the game ends when i say it ends
THE PLOT:
Dan got tickets to go see the Insane Cown Posse perform live in his town--lucky Dan! Just look at all those juggalos out there. One chick is flashing her tits; those ICP boys sure know how to make the ladies wet. Dan also has a backstage pass to meet Shaggy2Dope and Violent J after the show. Nice Dan, just don't embarrass your self in front of ICP when you meet them. Dubs or better decides Dan's fate!

Dan's previous adventures (they're archived somewhere)
Dan Gets Mugged By A Black Edition
Dan Gets Mugged By A Black Edition Part Two
Dan The Ice Cream Man Edition
Dan's Saucy Date Edition
Dan's A Dad Edition
Marooned Dan Edition
Dan's Delivery Edition
Sir Dan's Quest Edition
The Great Houdanny Edition
The Great Houdanny Edition Part Two
Funeral Dan Edition
Chef Dan Edition
Miner Dan Edition
Dan Takes The Train Edition
Dan Takes The Train Edition Part Two

Dan gets butt raped by 12 inbred juggalos

Dan helicopters his penis to a) show appreciation for the band and b) to impress the ladies

Seeing the ladies flash icp, and not wanting to feel left out; dan flashes his cock at the stage

Reroll

Basically samesies. Roll for it

Dan punches the woman so hard that she explodes

Dan takes a shit on the ground, picks it up, and throw it at the band

Chop wood

Go to the merch table and buy a ICP tshirt

Dan tells the Juggallos their music is horrid

Smoke crack

Dan gets shitfaced and tries to fight some half-naked juggalettes

Dan cums in juggalos faggot face makeup

Dan rides a bike to the pretzel stand

Roll

Dan goes to better concert

Winner

Winrar

Dan let's some qt3.14 methhead chick huff his gas can for a blowjob.

Dan Empties his bowels then enemas it clean with nothing but lube

Dan tells the lil niglets bout jesus

Theoughout the performance, dan has one too many drinks and begins to get roudy. Some juggalette minding her own business flashing the stage bumps into dan. Dan cracks an empty beer bottle over her head. Control yourself dan!

chop wood

Dan jumps down from the ground and lands in the earth core

now he says sorry and gives her some money to not tell the cops

Dan attempts to sodomize the woman he assaulted and the band steps in to help her

Proceed to decapitate the slut with the smashed bottle, fuck her mouth, and then throw her head on the stage where the icp continue to sing about fucking magnets.

dan kills himself onstage

That bitch's boyfriend shows up and fights dan

An all-out juggalo brawl takes place and ICP continue """performing"""

Dan rips out his own intestines and begins to sodomize one unfortunate juggalo with them.

Violent J jumps off stage and proceeds to ass fuck dan

Dan wanders around looking for the shitter to take a leak, but do to his drunkeness he wanders on stage and pisses into the crowd

Dan pulls out a blutooth speaker and starts playing an Eminem/stitches mashup playlist. Also shit post;turns into supersayian

Roll

Reroll

Rollit

Keep rollin rollin

Roll nigger roll

Last roll before I go sleep

Dan shoots a large amount of heroin into both eyeballs before wandering onto the stage.

Being hit on the head gate the girl amnesia, and dan takes advantage of this to make her believe he is her boyfriend, then fucks her in the grass. Her real boyfriend then shows up to the scene

chop wood

Dan pulls out a pair of rare earth magnets and attaches them to girl, demonstrating how they fucking work.

wow.

that was a shitty dub.
my apologies b :c

Winrar

eat semen

Reroll

Reroll one more time.

The girl falls to the ground after being hit on the head, she's bleeding. "Lemmy show you how these magnets work stupid!" While slurring his word Dan pulls out two horseshoe magnets and ataches them around the girl's wrist then lectures her on how they work

Roll

Now he starts shouting 'I'm racist! I am a proud racist!' and taking off his clothes

Dan shits in his hand and throws it at Shaggy 2 Dope

Dan sees that OP has dubs and promptly explodes.

/thread

dan then decides to learn this dumb bitch about the importance of education

Dan throws the magnets at Violent J's face

Dan kills everyone then himself

Roll

Reroll

Reroll

Roll

Dan rapes everyone

Reroll

dan asks the skank to marry him while drunkenly criying

Dan fucks the girl til she dies

Dan sneaks backstage and sabotages the pyrotechnics so that they will explode killing icp during there last performance

Reroll

Isis shows up and starts shoting up the crowd--It's a terror attack!

Dan Murders Shaggy and fucks the girl

Reroll it'd be impressive to see some one last that long

Roll

rolls

Another roll

Lol, it's not gonna happen.

Your right

Roll

Dan buys some super sweet merch

Fml

WHY

Weiner

FUCK YOU

bump for opieop

Dan blasts off to the moon on a bottle of faygo

Dan realizes that he's not showing his ICP pride, so he buys a band shirt. Now you're a proper juggalo dan.

the sluts bf takes notice and approaches dan but suddenly stops becoming aware of his raging hard on in this instant he relies this is his fetish with tears in his eyes he unzips his pants and wips out his veiny cock dan and the slut stare at the bf in utter confusion but this only makes it harder if such a thing is possible his dick is dimonds right now he nuts like he never nutted before absolutely drenching his gf in love juice fast farward 60 yearsto an old man telling his many many grand kids "and that's how your parents were born"

Re

WTF Help the girl out you fucking faggot, Dan apologizes and help the girl up

Reroll

Thread is dead

Dan hops onto the stage and ask ICP to take his hand in holy matrimony

winrar

Dan stuffs a shit load of mentos down several bottles of faygo strapped to his back and blasts off to the moon. Why dan, why.

stop stealing our dubs, dan

Dan throws moon rocks at the concert, causing havoc and pandamonium as meteorites rain from above killing those who are struck

Dan comes back to the concert and molests ICP like if they were school girls in a train filled with old japanese men

Hey Dan you're missing the concert. Get back down to earth and finish it.

Reroll

Re rolling

Roll