CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Juggalo Dan Edition RULES: >first dubs or better each turn decides the fate of our main character >any other dubs or better after this will be ignored until the next turn; so sorry >if there is already a winner, wait for the next turn before trying to roll--check'em and don't waste your dubs >next turn starts when OP posts the next picture >the game ends when i say it ends THE PLOT: Dan got tickets to go see the Insane Cown Posse perform live in his town--lucky Dan! Just look at all those juggalos out there. One chick is flashing her tits; those ICP boys sure know how to make the ladies wet. Dan also has a backstage pass to meet Shaggy2Dope and Violent J after the show. Nice Dan, just don't embarrass your self in front of ICP when you meet them. Dubs or better decides Dan's fate!
Dan's previous adventures (they're archived somewhere) Dan Gets Mugged By A Black Edition Dan Gets Mugged By A Black Edition Part Two Dan The Ice Cream Man Edition Dan's Saucy Date Edition Dan's A Dad Edition Marooned Dan Edition Dan's Delivery Edition Sir Dan's Quest Edition The Great Houdanny Edition The Great Houdanny Edition Part Two Funeral Dan Edition Chef Dan Edition Miner Dan Edition Dan Takes The Train Edition Dan Takes The Train Edition Part Two
Lincoln Thompson
Dan gets butt raped by 12 inbred juggalos
Benjamin Bailey
Dan helicopters his penis to a) show appreciation for the band and b) to impress the ladies
William Sanchez
Seeing the ladies flash icp, and not wanting to feel left out; dan flashes his cock at the stage
Christian Davis
Reroll
Leo Clark
Basically samesies. Roll for it
Robert Sanchez
Dan punches the woman so hard that she explodes
Christopher Long
Dan takes a shit on the ground, picks it up, and throw it at the band
Jonathan Gomez
Chop wood
Aaron Campbell
Go to the merch table and buy a ICP tshirt
Gavin Thomas
Dan tells the Juggallos their music is horrid
Hunter Cook
Smoke crack
Alexander Baker
Dan gets shitfaced and tries to fight some half-naked juggalettes
Luke Richardson
Dan cums in juggalos faggot face makeup
Jose Wood
Dan rides a bike to the pretzel stand
Gabriel Sanchez
Roll
Bentley Adams
Dan goes to better concert
Matthew Williams
Winner
Luke Garcia
Winrar
Anthony Howard
Dan let's some qt3.14 methhead chick huff his gas can for a blowjob.
Chase Hill
Dan Empties his bowels then enemas it clean with nothing but lube
Benjamin Gutierrez
Dan tells the lil niglets bout jesus
Juan Clark
Theoughout the performance, dan has one too many drinks and begins to get roudy. Some juggalette minding her own business flashing the stage bumps into dan. Dan cracks an empty beer bottle over her head. Control yourself dan!
Julian Collins
chop wood
Brandon Lopez
Dan jumps down from the ground and lands in the earth core
Aaron Lewis
now he says sorry and gives her some money to not tell the cops
Jordan Reyes
Dan attempts to sodomize the woman he assaulted and the band steps in to help her
Josiah Moore
Proceed to decapitate the slut with the smashed bottle, fuck her mouth, and then throw her head on the stage where the icp continue to sing about fucking magnets.
Bentley Perry
dan kills himself onstage
Benjamin James
That bitch's boyfriend shows up and fights dan
Colton Morgan
An all-out juggalo brawl takes place and ICP continue """performing"""
Joshua Anderson
Dan rips out his own intestines and begins to sodomize one unfortunate juggalo with them.
Eli Nelson
Violent J jumps off stage and proceeds to ass fuck dan
Tyler Nguyen
Dan wanders around looking for the shitter to take a leak, but do to his drunkeness he wanders on stage and pisses into the crowd
Juan Cook
Dan pulls out a blutooth speaker and starts playing an Eminem/stitches mashup playlist. Also shit post;turns into supersayian
Ayden Hall
Roll
Justin Powell
Reroll
Asher Taylor
Rollit
Angel Moore
Keep rollin rollin
Isaiah Watson
Roll nigger roll
Benjamin Anderson
Last roll before I go sleep
Elijah Hughes
Dan shoots a large amount of heroin into both eyeballs before wandering onto the stage.
Anthony Ward
Being hit on the head gate the girl amnesia, and dan takes advantage of this to make her believe he is her boyfriend, then fucks her in the grass. Her real boyfriend then shows up to the scene
Liam Gonzalez
chop wood
Cooper Jackson
Dan pulls out a pair of rare earth magnets and attaches them to girl, demonstrating how they fucking work.
Leo Lee
wow.
that was a shitty dub. my apologies b :c
Camden Jackson
Winrar
Adam White
eat semen
Ayden Cook
Reroll
Jonathan James
Reroll one more time.
Charles Jenkins
The girl falls to the ground after being hit on the head, she's bleeding. "Lemmy show you how these magnets work stupid!" While slurring his word Dan pulls out two horseshoe magnets and ataches them around the girl's wrist then lectures her on how they work
Eli Campbell
Roll
Hudson Carter
Now he starts shouting 'I'm racist! I am a proud racist!' and taking off his clothes
Isaac Nguyen
Dan shits in his hand and throws it at Shaggy 2 Dope
Isaiah Richardson
Dan sees that OP has dubs and promptly explodes.
/thread
Jacob Flores
dan then decides to learn this dumb bitch about the importance of education
Zachary Harris
Dan throws the magnets at Violent J's face
Camden Gray
Dan kills everyone then himself
Grayson Jackson
Roll
Juan Stewart
Reroll
Noah James
Reroll
Noah Bell
Roll
Landon Campbell
Dan rapes everyone
Ryder Collins
Reroll
Ethan Roberts
dan asks the skank to marry him while drunkenly criying
Wyatt Watson
Dan fucks the girl til she dies
Thomas Bell
Dan sneaks backstage and sabotages the pyrotechnics so that they will explode killing icp during there last performance
Jason Diaz
Reroll
James Sanchez
Isis shows up and starts shoting up the crowd--It's a terror attack!
Luke Brown
Dan Murders Shaggy and fucks the girl
Jonathan Ortiz
Reroll it'd be impressive to see some one last that long
Evan Torres
Roll
Eli Harris
rolls
Liam Collins
Another roll
Jace Robinson
Lol, it's not gonna happen.
Andrew Rodriguez
Your right
Xavier Wood
Roll
William Hall
Dan buys some super sweet merch
Sebastian Lee
Fml
Ayden Butler
WHY
Matthew Howard
Weiner
Alexander Scott
FUCK YOU
Aiden Nguyen
bump for opieop
Jack Hernandez
Dan blasts off to the moon on a bottle of faygo
Luke Green
Dan realizes that he's not showing his ICP pride, so he buys a band shirt. Now you're a proper juggalo dan.
Matthew Cook
the sluts bf takes notice and approaches dan but suddenly stops becoming aware of his raging hard on in this instant he relies this is his fetish with tears in his eyes he unzips his pants and wips out his veiny cock dan and the slut stare at the bf in utter confusion but this only makes it harder if such a thing is possible his dick is dimonds right now he nuts like he never nutted before absolutely drenching his gf in love juice fast farward 60 yearsto an old man telling his many many grand kids "and that's how your parents were born"
Elijah Clark
Re
Gabriel Morales
WTF Help the girl out you fucking faggot, Dan apologizes and help the girl up
Jaxon Peterson
Reroll
Ryder Nguyen
Thread is dead
Adrian Fisher
Dan hops onto the stage and ask ICP to take his hand in holy matrimony
Luke Clark
winrar
Cooper Jenkins
Dan stuffs a shit load of mentos down several bottles of faygo strapped to his back and blasts off to the moon. Why dan, why.
Gavin Turner
stop stealing our dubs, dan
Hunter Parker
Dan throws moon rocks at the concert, causing havoc and pandamonium as meteorites rain from above killing those who are struck
Blake Bailey
Dan comes back to the concert and molests ICP like if they were school girls in a train filled with old japanese men
Connor Morris
Hey Dan you're missing the concert. Get back down to earth and finish it.