You have exactly 10 seconds to explain why you don't go to the gym to painstakingly develop and reach your maximum...

You have exactly 10 seconds to explain why you don't go to the gym to painstakingly develop and reach your maximum evolutionary potential and to attain a perfect aesthetic physique like this naturally athletic alpha male.
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end ur life retard

I enjoy doing other things. That's why.

Because I work out at home

Not a good question to ask here were most are genetically inferior mericans with horrendous natural bodies, inexplicable amount of fat cells ,weak fragile bones and overall worthless muscle quality combined with low-self esteem and inferiority complexes and a overall naturally low mental intelligence . It's the fattest and most horrendous physically and mentally disadvantaged country on earth.

dont wanna

also cant, neck/shoulder/back injury, no healthcare in shit amurka, also no money for gym

because i'm not incredibly insecure about my body to the point of becoming a gym rat, masturbating in front of a mirror

Dude you think getting a body like that is cheap?

no one is naturally athletic, stupid bait.
however it is stupid to be fat.

I'm gay

Because I'm married already, have one kid and one on the way, my wife will fuck whenever I want, and why should I care ?

Because its hard and I work too much.

Because I do hard manual labor all day and spend my evenings working on getting out of the aforementioned so I can go back to the gym and get ripped like I use to cheap b8 m8?

Because i am developing and reaching my maximum evolutionary potential and to attain the best enlightened intelligence like a naturally superior being that trascended mankind.

Because it hurts and i am not a manlet.

If it that's humanity's "maximum evolutionary potential" why wouldn't everyone already be like that?

Because Sup Forums exists wtf is your problem and why are you at the gym

I'll be honest...

Because im fat, lazy, and I like food.

You thin assfuck be quiet. When I don't eat a month would I look like you. But mass is more important than a fking prolo shrink Penis person like u. Fuck u and ur wife asshole u did nothing. 3 times a week for 10 min on a treadmile and everybody does look like u. Shame on u

Lol, i look better than pic related. And yes, its expensive.

It's called a job and a life outside mom's basement.

Time spent in the gym is time spent not making money. Why work if you're not gonna get paid to do it?

Oh! Right! Woman-level vanity...

i do

Going to the gym isn't to get paid you dumb sob. It's to have a better looking physic and just feel better about yourself. This can help improve your life overall. But you're too dumb to understand this. You rather sit on Sup Forums all day no work, no gym.

Because the gym costs money. When I had the money I didn't have the time. Now that I have the time I don't have the money.

If it makes up for it, I run marathons, tho.

>science

Then you'd fit right in to the gym rat culture. Most, if not all gym rats are gay as Liberace...

Comes from standing around looking at sweaty men on the sly. Why you think there are so many mirrors in gyms?

Being fit DOES help with employment, tho

Fuck you I'm american and I have a great body. Been working out for 2 and a half years and gained 5 pounds muscles eazy

because i'm not ugly

just get a wood pole and two big water jugs, ez barbell

I don't need to 'lift' anymore, muscle is all in the mind

I already have, sandnigger

You ain't got shit pigskin

Married, don't care
Rather have fun

I prefer to just jog everyday and eat right. I take in less than 900 calories a day.

Like I said, woman-level vanity.

Go ahead, kill yourself to look pretty. The other guys appreciate you 'mirin their gains.

Zyzz, or whatever his name was died getting fucked in a bath house by some Taiwanese Lady-boy. Steroids blew his heart out his chest.

I'll live 20 years longer than you will, still have my hair when I'm old and have more to show for my life than a black card at planet fitness

literally 10/10, kik thescarysnail

that's the dedication of love
was there, gone now

fuk off crossfag, I'm great shape because I work Hard everyday. While you're trying to be the best at crossfit I'm making 6 figures with sweat and effort. . . keep on trying tho

Because he's got the physique of someone who only works out for aesthetic reasons rather than developing solid functional strength. The tight skin, high definition, and visible veins indicate that he's starving and dehydrating himself to temporarily exaggerate his physique. Also chicken legs.

What are you saying exactly? Going to the gym equals steroid use? Fuck that you're even more stupid than I thought

that really sucks. you wont be healthy with your philosophy.

The vains are a result of lifting heavy weights just a short time before that picture was taken. It means that blood is rushing to the muscles to achieve optimal strength to lift those weights. The tight skin is a result of low body fat you fucking fat prick something you'd probably never see

let's see what's he's got in his pants before we start calling anyone an alpha male.

prisoners get jacked with no equipment whatsoever

I have a job and a household. So kill yourself faggot.

The peak of my evolutionary potential is in another direction, so I devote less time to it to most efficiently reach my max potential.

Nigga you KNOW you popped that shit. Stop wailin'. I see it all. Damned. Day.

All the rats just think I'm the old guy that cleans up and changes the toilet paper. I own the fucking joint. I put kids on the front counter for next to nothing so plebs like you will join to see pretty girls. I pay them little bonuses for signing up members so they ALWAYS turn on the charm and are always ready to sell you an upgrade.

And you niggas fall for it every fucking time.

because i look better this way

Working on it user, working on it. Started benching 180 for 3 sets of 8, now bench 210 for 3 sets of 8. Cant always meet my goals each week though due to working late sometimes. But I try fam.

this sand nigga forgot about leg day. This perfect evolution already has a flaw. kek

lol there is such an oversupply of gym faggots now just to get a 7/10's attention you are gonna need to be mr universe

Keep cleaing toilets and changing the paper fucking loser bum

FUCK my fellow white jews work the fuck out day and night! even if ur beta ull get some pussy and start to take back whats ours! i started a year ago and got almost the bod and now i have a gf and constant bitches hitting me up:o
listen even if ur ugly ull slay some fat bitches and atleast get some pussy even if its hog beasts

Because it's my life and I choose to do what makes me happy. your body is going to rot just the same as mine. I'm not here to please others.

I know this is bait but at the same time there are pretentious roidfiends who think like this.

N O. F O R E A R M S

I like food and comfort more than I like being attractive

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this

This comment actually shows you admiring hard like a teenage girl with butterflies in her belly. The fact that you analysed his entire body laid eyes onto his , shoulders,face,abs, chest and only saying something about his arms tells me that you are in love with him

>painstakingly develop and reach your maximum evolutionary potential and to attain a perfect aesthetic physique
implying that's possible on minimum wage
implying that's possible even in the middleclass bracket

i mean sure it is given the latter situation if you have no family, no friends, and no fun in your life..

easy answer, I would wreck him. he has skinny kid abs. the child you posted is the kid in the gym everyday working his ass off with no gains.

Also, skinny arms. fail. remember...arms get girls at the bar and abs get girls coming back for more (assuming youve got a decent choder)

It's easier being poor honestly. Can't afford to eat so forced to fast a day or two a week. Cardio is free. Sit ups/push ups are free. If you're by a park chin-ups, and pull ups are free. Learn different techniques for maximum to age and gains. And remember the two golden rules. 1. Calories in vs calories out. If you always have a defecit you'll be burning fat. 2. If it jiggles it's fat. God speed user. I'd also invest $5 and get a jump rope. Good for cardio too

I just think it's funny dudes will only post pics AFTER working out. Get that post pump bullshit outta here.

To busy trying to clear Mythic ToS Maybe afterwards I'll hit the gym

I get girls so I don't care about the gym

Just try and keep my bodyfat down a bit by being active

That's a fake rubber chest if I ever saw one

Because I follow rules 1 & 2 which allows me to not need the body of a spartan

>time is free
no, it isn't.
>can't afford gym membership and subsequently the tools needed to actually build mass needed to reach your peak

and worst of all
>fast a day or two a week
this is the worst thing you can do to yourself healthwise..
no fucking way in hell can you reach your potential by doing that, or only having 2 meals a day, or living in an unsanitary environment even, as the stress of working out also fucks with your immune system

Because I'm trying to loose weight the healthy way by not doing too much at once. I wanna get rid of these 40 extra pounds, then focus on gaining muscle mass once I'm living a healthier lifestyle. Not 10 seconds, but what are you gonna do about it, faggot?

>Not a good question to ask here were most are genetically inferior mericans with horrendous natural bodies, inexplicable amount of fat cells ,weak fragile bones and overall worthless muscle quality combined with low-self esteem and inferiority complexes and a overall naturally low mental intelligence . It's the fattest and most horrendous physically and mentally disadvantaged country on earth.

fuck you

Hes not even hot like his body is oh my lawd but he only got that fit bc his face looks ugly

You don't need to go to a gym to be healthy. Just eat right and pick a hobby that gets you decent exercise.

You still can't suck his cock bitch

>to attain a perfect aesthetic physique like this naturally athletic alpha male.
Bitch detected. Alpha trains for strength. Betas for looks.
You prolly me wank in front of the mirror too. Next weekend you'll be smoking cock.

strength >>>> aesthetics

>painstaking

No thanks. I run and/or lift three days a week and I'm good. I'd rather drink and eat shite foods.

exactly. nobody needs to be that fit anymore, just work out enough to stay healthy and do whatever the fuck you want with the rest of your time

didnt go to the gym and masturbated a lot to porn when i was younger, developed a poor amount of fat cells and dunno how to reverse that, actually trying to get unaesthetically strong.

The money it costs to go

Because I'm heterosexual.

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Because then i wont have as much time to drink, smoke, play vidya, and jerk off

Plus abs don't stop bullets and im not about to work out for the female interaction jew

I dont feel like it