IT'S ON NOW, NIGGAS!

IT'S ON NOW, NIGGAS!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=wu_rF4kxoVk
collider.com/mel-gibson-passion-of-the-christ-sequel-the-resurrection/
youtube.com/watch?v=MkZ4Ui8izKk
showbiz411.com/2014/03/12/mel-gibson-defense-omits-his-70-million-private-church-thats-anti-pope-modern-catholic-beliefs
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Chris Tucker is confirmed to co-star.

holy shit it's true
youtube.com/watch?v=wu_rF4kxoVk
collider.com/mel-gibson-passion-of-the-christ-sequel-the-resurrection/

Passion of the christ II: the jews did nothing wrong (or how I learned to stop hating jews, and just be their dumb goyim slave)

POST YFW IT'S SPUN AROUND FOR ALLAH THIS TIME TO PLEASE SHITSKINS

JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH

JESUS IS BACK

captcha: church lafayette

This nigga isn't catholic anymore. He is down with Scientology like Cruise. I can't imagine what he'll put in the sequel.

...

CHRIST WILL BE BLACK, CALLING IT NOW

SCREENCAP THIS POST AND PUT THAT HARDDRIVE IT'S SAVED ON INTO A TIME CAPSULE

nah m8, it's gonna be his inglorious basterds, christ and co btfo jews left and right

how dyou make "jesus dies 2" ?

youtube.com/watch?v=MkZ4Ui8izKk

where did u get that from ?

I hope he does a dozen prequels too that actually cover jesus being a comfy dude

They just let him get back to filming.
NO CHANCE he's going to make a ruckus

THEY THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
THEY THOUGHT WRONG

its about how he comes back to life, so everything he did in the previous movie was completely pointless since he didn't really die

The guy owns his own catholic church whose liturgy and pratices are centuries old without the changes of Vatican 2.

Google.

HE DIED FOR THEIR SINS!
NOW HE'S BACK TO REPAY THE FAVOR!

DEUS VULT

CRUCIFY THIS

A movie about Venom Jesus.

>Sequel

How?

>Passion of the Christ 2
>IN A WORLD
>ONE MAN
>COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD
>AND NOW
>HIS BEST BUDDY
>THE HOLY GHOST
>HAS AN IDEA
>THE CRAZIEST CHURCH IN CORINTH
>IS GONNA ROCK THIS PLANET
>STARING MICHAEL B JORDAN
>AS SAINT PAUL
>WE WUZ APOSTLES
>AND BRENDON FRASER
>AS JAMES THE JUST

>he's never heard of easter

kek

What would the sequel even be about?

>"Hey guys, brb Heaven. See you on Judgment Day. Love you."

Jesus is back.

And this time, it's personal

he resurrected retard

Movie about Hitler being the second coming of christ when?

Passion of the Christ 2 : Resurrection

No don't do it Mel, they'll hate you again for it and this time you won't livelong enough for another comeback! ;_;

"JESUS CHRIST IT'S JESUS CHRIST!"
*Extreme Ways starts playing
BWEEEEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=MkZ4Ui8izKk

this isn't final fantasy
how do you ressurect? like, actually, in IRL

Passion of the Christ Part 14: Jesus Goes to Akihabara

BASED
A
S
D

WHERE S FUCKING STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY

JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Why the fudge didn't they call it "The Christ Rises" or "The Rise of the Christ"?

12 Apostle Civil War When?
Is this the dawn of Christkino?

>same boots
>same pants
it's like they know they're a part of something ridiculous but don't care

Read the book

...

based mel

> explain a miracle

....ok.

Ask Jesus before you go to bed tonight friend ;)

Passion of the Christ 2: JUDGEMENT DAY

perfect. Everyone is expecting some lame ass religious ladida about Jesus coming back to life for a couple of hours to visit his apostles and then going to heaven. Meanwhile, based Mel is going full 4 hoursemen fire and brimstone apocalypse.

CAN YOU DIG ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?

>FROM THE DIRECTOR WHO BROUGHT YOU THE DEATH OF THE CHRIST

....You're crazy
YOU'RE CRAAAZAAAY

But we're already getting Justice League

Are you fucking kidding me nigga

WTF, they already did that last year, it was called Risen or something.

oh how convenient. No cell phones existing back then.
Then I need some actual, factual proof before I believe this shit happened. You're not going to trick me again.

PRAISED BE KEK

2016 IS HAPPENING

>Passion of the Christ
>Passion of the Christ 2: Judgement
>Passion 3
>P4ssion

What is Jesus gonna do after he comes back to life? the jews are obviously his main targets, but what after that?

How are they going to explain how Jesus aged over 10 years in 3 days?

>>P4ssion
kek

I hope they show the Jesus freeing people in hell parts.

I don't think it is a documentary.

Crucifixion is a hell of a drug.

>33AD+1987
>STILL no anime about Isukiri Christ.

Again

> a miracle

...

He's a filthy mutie

His resurrection is just like 15 minutes talking to some dudes before he fucks off for good

..so uh, why do you believe it? It's just what somebody said.
i could tell you that I had sex with a girl (so awkward) and you wouldn't believe me.

IN A WORLD
WHERE EVIL THRIVES
ONE MAN
WILL TURN HIS OTHER CHEEK

From acclaimed director MEL GIBSON
THEY THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
THEY WERE WRONG

PASSION OF THE CHRIST:

ASCENSION

"I shall be with you...until the end of the world...And that is...today."


FALL 2018

Did you not see the Passion? It was 80% filler too.

JUST

Why is he getting to make movies? Is RDJ bankrolling him?

Passion 4 Christ

>Pa55ion

all im saying is that to ask reason of a miracle is redundant

showbiz411.com/2014/03/12/mel-gibson-defense-omits-his-70-million-private-church-thats-anti-pope-modern-catholic-beliefs

????

FUCK

>yfw there's a full 10 minute monologue of Stephen's speech
>it's completely dramatically overblown with dramatic slow zoom in before he gets stoned by stereotyped Jewish caricatures

This pic of Mel talking to bloody Jesus never fails to make me laugh

He should just smile and blowwwwwww meeee

YES. FUCK YES. JESUS STRIKES BACK.

MY

>Passion of the Christ
>Passion of the Christ 2: Mossad Harder
>Christ Cubed: Now in 3D
>P4ssion: (yup that ones perfect)

....Or did he?
The Vatican has the real story locked away and mel will deliver us the true story
DELIVER US!
SEND THE GIBSON TO GIBSON US AND DELIVER US TO THE PROMISE LAND!

But that filler was there because Jesus was alive and doing shit. The resurrection doesn't have the capacity for filler unless he deviates from what's written.

SHIT

P4SSION: RESURRECTION ORIGINS

Who gives a fuck about the back of his head, look at that sexy smug bastard!

>stereotyped Jewish caricatures

you mean it isnt true that jews have big noses and crave money?

Is it going to be like a Where Are They Now? Jesus Edition type of thing?

UP

I was Catholic for 20 something years and I still have no clue how he "fucked off for good". Can anyone explain. Did he just rise on up to heaven or something?

He better have some sweet powers in this one. He didn't do shit in part 1. Worst origin story ever.

Do you guys just pretend you haven't spent thousands of hours whining that

>"Mel Gibson was blacklisted by 'the Jews' and he'll never come back because 'the Jews' will never forgive him because [insert made up genetics justified by a .00001% basis in reality (durr durr you think genes can determine height but not personality traits?! stupid shill liberal jew, durr hurr, i read a Sup Forums infograph written by a blonde halfwit, therefore i'm a geneticist!) 5 minutes after a rant on liberals denying the science of race, which means that all liberals are anti-science and SJWs and nu male cucks]."

It's almost like you're the same people who throw temper tantrums over people not moving past the Holocaust or slavery right before going on a simpleton's diatribe about how 'the Jews' killed a fictional character 2 thousand years before they were born.

>PASSION ORIGINS: PETER
>PASSION: FIRST MIRACLE
>PASSION: RISE OF THE ESSENES

don't use:
woman

use:
woperson

Pretty much

Coming back from the dead is pretty op

Well it would be pretty anachronistic if they looked like Rabbinic Jews

...

He definitely needs some ascension coming from his head before making a movie about Ascension