IT'S ON NOW, NIGGAS!
IT'S ON NOW, NIGGAS!
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Chris Tucker is confirmed to co-star.
Passion of the christ II: the jews did nothing wrong (or how I learned to stop hating jews, and just be their dumb goyim slave)
POST YFW IT'S SPUN AROUND FOR ALLAH THIS TIME TO PLEASE SHITSKINS
JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
JESUS IS BACK
captcha: church lafayette
This nigga isn't catholic anymore. He is down with Scientology like Cruise. I can't imagine what he'll put in the sequel.
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CHRIST WILL BE BLACK, CALLING IT NOW
SCREENCAP THIS POST AND PUT THAT HARDDRIVE IT'S SAVED ON INTO A TIME CAPSULE
nah m8, it's gonna be his inglorious basterds, christ and co btfo jews left and right
how dyou make "jesus dies 2" ?
where did u get that from ?
I hope he does a dozen prequels too that actually cover jesus being a comfy dude
They just let him get back to filming.
NO CHANCE he's going to make a ruckus
THEY THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
THEY THOUGHT WRONG
its about how he comes back to life, so everything he did in the previous movie was completely pointless since he didn't really die
The guy owns his own catholic church whose liturgy and pratices are centuries old without the changes of Vatican 2.
Google.
HE DIED FOR THEIR SINS!
NOW HE'S BACK TO REPAY THE FAVOR!
DEUS VULT
CRUCIFY THIS
A movie about Venom Jesus.
>Sequel
How?
>Passion of the Christ 2
>IN A WORLD
>ONE MAN
>COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD
>AND NOW
>HIS BEST BUDDY
>THE HOLY GHOST
>HAS AN IDEA
>THE CRAZIEST CHURCH IN CORINTH
>IS GONNA ROCK THIS PLANET
>STARING MICHAEL B JORDAN
>AS SAINT PAUL
>WE WUZ APOSTLES
>AND BRENDON FRASER
>AS JAMES THE JUST
>he's never heard of easter
kek
What would the sequel even be about?
>"Hey guys, brb Heaven. See you on Judgment Day. Love you."
Jesus is back.
And this time, it's personal
he resurrected retard
Movie about Hitler being the second coming of christ when?
Passion of the Christ 2 : Resurrection
No don't do it Mel, they'll hate you again for it and this time you won't livelong enough for another comeback! ;_;
"JESUS CHRIST IT'S JESUS CHRIST!"
*Extreme Ways starts playing
BWEEEEEEEE
this isn't final fantasy
how do you ressurect? like, actually, in IRL
Passion of the Christ Part 14: Jesus Goes to Akihabara
BASED
A
S
D
WHERE S FUCKING STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY
JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
JEWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Why the fudge didn't they call it "The Christ Rises" or "The Rise of the Christ"?
12 Apostle Civil War When?
Is this the dawn of Christkino?
>same boots
>same pants
it's like they know they're a part of something ridiculous but don't care
Read the book
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based mel
> explain a miracle
....ok.
Ask Jesus before you go to bed tonight friend ;)
Passion of the Christ 2: JUDGEMENT DAY
perfect. Everyone is expecting some lame ass religious ladida about Jesus coming back to life for a couple of hours to visit his apostles and then going to heaven. Meanwhile, based Mel is going full 4 hoursemen fire and brimstone apocalypse.
CAN YOU DIG ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
>FROM THE DIRECTOR WHO BROUGHT YOU THE DEATH OF THE CHRIST
....You're crazy
YOU'RE CRAAAZAAAY
But we're already getting Justice League
Are you fucking kidding me nigga
WTF, they already did that last year, it was called Risen or something.
oh how convenient. No cell phones existing back then.
Then I need some actual, factual proof before I believe this shit happened. You're not going to trick me again.
PRAISED BE KEK
2016 IS HAPPENING
>Passion of the Christ
>Passion of the Christ 2: Judgement
>Passion 3
>P4ssion
What is Jesus gonna do after he comes back to life? the jews are obviously his main targets, but what after that?
How are they going to explain how Jesus aged over 10 years in 3 days?
>>P4ssion
kek
I hope they show the Jesus freeing people in hell parts.
I don't think it is a documentary.
Crucifixion is a hell of a drug.
>33AD+1987
>STILL no anime about Isukiri Christ.
Again
> a miracle
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He's a filthy mutie
His resurrection is just like 15 minutes talking to some dudes before he fucks off for good
..so uh, why do you believe it? It's just what somebody said.
i could tell you that I had sex with a girl (so awkward) and you wouldn't believe me.
IN A WORLD
WHERE EVIL THRIVES
ONE MAN
WILL TURN HIS OTHER CHEEK
From acclaimed director MEL GIBSON
THEY THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
THEY WERE WRONG
PASSION OF THE CHRIST:
ASCENSION
"I shall be with you...until the end of the world...And that is...today."
FALL 2018
Did you not see the Passion? It was 80% filler too.
JUST
Why is he getting to make movies? Is RDJ bankrolling him?
Passion 4 Christ
>Pa55ion
all im saying is that to ask reason of a miracle is redundant
FUCK
>yfw there's a full 10 minute monologue of Stephen's speech
>it's completely dramatically overblown with dramatic slow zoom in before he gets stoned by stereotyped Jewish caricatures
This pic of Mel talking to bloody Jesus never fails to make me laugh
He should just smile and blowwwwwww meeee
YES. FUCK YES. JESUS STRIKES BACK.
MY
>Passion of the Christ
>Passion of the Christ 2: Mossad Harder
>Christ Cubed: Now in 3D
>P4ssion: (yup that ones perfect)
....Or did he?
The Vatican has the real story locked away and mel will deliver us the true story
DELIVER US!
SEND THE GIBSON TO GIBSON US AND DELIVER US TO THE PROMISE LAND!
But that filler was there because Jesus was alive and doing shit. The resurrection doesn't have the capacity for filler unless he deviates from what's written.
SHIT
P4SSION: RESURRECTION ORIGINS
Who gives a fuck about the back of his head, look at that sexy smug bastard!
>stereotyped Jewish caricatures
you mean it isnt true that jews have big noses and crave money?
Is it going to be like a Where Are They Now? Jesus Edition type of thing?
UP
I was Catholic for 20 something years and I still have no clue how he "fucked off for good". Can anyone explain. Did he just rise on up to heaven or something?
He better have some sweet powers in this one. He didn't do shit in part 1. Worst origin story ever.
Do you guys just pretend you haven't spent thousands of hours whining that
>"Mel Gibson was blacklisted by 'the Jews' and he'll never come back because 'the Jews' will never forgive him because [insert made up genetics justified by a .00001% basis in reality (durr durr you think genes can determine height but not personality traits?! stupid shill liberal jew, durr hurr, i read a Sup Forums infograph written by a blonde halfwit, therefore i'm a geneticist!) 5 minutes after a rant on liberals denying the science of race, which means that all liberals are anti-science and SJWs and nu male cucks]."
It's almost like you're the same people who throw temper tantrums over people not moving past the Holocaust or slavery right before going on a simpleton's diatribe about how 'the Jews' killed a fictional character 2 thousand years before they were born.
>PASSION ORIGINS: PETER
>PASSION: FIRST MIRACLE
>PASSION: RISE OF THE ESSENES
don't use:
woman
use:
woperson
Pretty much
Coming back from the dead is pretty op
Well it would be pretty anachronistic if they looked like Rabbinic Jews
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He definitely needs some ascension coming from his head before making a movie about Ascension