Give a shitty description of a game and we try to guess it. Old thread 404'd, I'll start

Give a shitty description of a game and we try to guess it. Old thread 404'd, I'll start.

>Extinct Australian thing
>Two mouths
>Swimming trunks
>Boomerangs
>Not Spyro?

Ty the Tazzy tiger?

>crying baby
>basements, heaven and hell
>fanatic mum
>fuck bloat

krash bandakoot?

Binding of Isaac

binding of issac

bandicoots aren't extinct.

Binding of Isaac?

>wierd alien things control electricity
>alien things go batshit crazy
>grab dads vacuum gun and capture them

Hired by two senile old men to fight over gravel.
Keep having to ask some fat guy for a bite of his sandwich.

fuck everything that moves
amnesia
oh shit, gotta save swallow

>Tumblr
>Weightlifting lesbian op pls nerf

overwatch

>Control an inferior race
>throwing balls
>5vs5

>hurr duhr world is ending
>you are the chosen one
>psyche. You are not the chosen one
>gitgud.jpg

Luigi's mansion?

Nobody's gonna guess this
No, but it is on a nintendo console

Correct

Now a hard one.

>fuck it's cold
>go to really big rape shack to keep warm
>doggies everywhere

tf2

Dark Souls?

>oh fug experiment gone wrong
>monsters appearing everywhere
>you're the last hope for earth
>you wear green

Dank souls?

>In middle of ocean
>Fighting drug addicts

>be girl
>oh shit grandpa's dead
>grandpa was studying eldritch horrors

fallout?

Have to wander through Ukrainian wasteland.
Occasionally find or barter for shitty, often irradiated food.
Spend most of my time either trying not to get eaten, wasting members of a gang with a serious leather fetish, or digging weird objects out of the ground to sell for exorbitant amounts of money on the black market.
The Long Dark

Spy Kids 3D: Game Over, The Game?

bioshock

Banjo Kazooie

Nope.
The Stalker series?

Mad Max

Get this one lads
>hillbilly going for holiday in Africa
>horrible accident
>trapped in infinite cycle of scaling ancient structures to find salvation

Correct!

Postal 2?

Winner winner Check'em dinner

>Parents killed in fire by bandits
>Train
>Kill people
>Choice to kill relative to get powerful sword at end of game

Crash bandicunt

farcry?

i wanna say fable, but i don't remember if you can kill theresa or not.

tf2

Bingo

>wears trenchcoat and shades
>beats people with shovel
>'nuff said

>start on peaceful utopia
>planet attacked and destroyed by hentai monsters
>mine and build shit
>you are the chosen one in some retarded prophecy
>explore space
>you start with some weird mining gun

Minecraft

>first game was kinda funny but had clunky gameplay
>second game was shitty in humor department but gameplay was really good

starbound?

yep

minecerfat

every humorous game that has a sequel

Good Job DADDY =000

>obtain dead grandfathers farm
>find out there is this weird witch cult
>marry someone
>go fishing

...

>Be multiplayer
>Fags are everywhere
>Little kids and zombies
>Every other word is A "swear"

>convict gets released
>you might be the chosen one
>you are the chosen one
>you are not the chosen one
>we dont actually care if you're the chosen one, just kill the immortal guy in the fancy gold mask

neir automata? or duke nukem?

>in a prison
>break out
>in harder prison
>repeat

Penumbra?

Nba2k

DayZ Standalone

Stardew Valley?

stardew valley

>be edgy faggot
>have edgy but qt gf
>oh fuck she died
>go to WW1
Correct!

morrowind

Nah.

>woken up by mom
>go to town fair to see friend
>oops now we're on a journey through space and time to save the planet

Well its not Half Life, and its not Zelda. I'm stumped.

Doom?

the escapist?

Nopee

CoD

every fps with online

Yup

This /thread OP

correct

>in a library
>no exit
>open a book
>OH GOD THE EYES

fuck yeah

winrar

Elebits on the wii?

Ghost Busters?

skyrim with expansions?

>u get guns
>fuck, terrorists
>the bomb has been defused

Ghost busters?

Temple Run?

Cunter Stroke

Counter-Strike

csgo

>russia
>trains rails everywhere
>cyka blyat
>nazi
>hallucinations
>blow up the nigger walkers home at end of game

This is too easy

Nope. Another Elder Scrolls game would be a give away, this is something different.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R

Fable 1

>control a spaceship with wings and feet
>Fly around shooting shit for money
>Old video game mascot

>bout to die
>big flying lizard saves you
>gotta go kill big flying lizard

Yes

Eternal Darkness?

Was about to say the same thing.

>girls, monsters and drugs

>sexy robot ninjas
>not enough porn of male ones

>Kid plays with toys
>Mean toys want to kill kid
>Stop mean toys
>Also you're a tank

Dragon Quarter

Skyrim?

Postal 2

>red hair
>hot blonde girlfriend
>movies
>midget people
>fast,slow, zoooooom
>duuude,muh favorite part, diet is shit