Give a shitty description of a game and we try to guess it. Old thread 404'd, I'll start.
>Extinct Australian thing
>Two mouths
>Swimming trunks
>Boomerangs
>Not Spyro?
Give a shitty description of a game and we try to guess it. Old thread 404'd, I'll start.
>Extinct Australian thing
>Two mouths
>Swimming trunks
>Boomerangs
>Not Spyro?
Ty the Tazzy tiger?
>crying baby
>basements, heaven and hell
>fanatic mum
>fuck bloat
krash bandakoot?
Binding of Isaac
binding of issac
bandicoots aren't extinct.
Binding of Isaac?
>wierd alien things control electricity
>alien things go batshit crazy
>grab dads vacuum gun and capture them
Hired by two senile old men to fight over gravel.
Keep having to ask some fat guy for a bite of his sandwich.
fuck everything that moves
amnesia
oh shit, gotta save swallow
>Tumblr
>Weightlifting lesbian op pls nerf
overwatch
>Control an inferior race
>throwing balls
>5vs5
>hurr duhr world is ending
>you are the chosen one
>psyche. You are not the chosen one
>gitgud.jpg
Luigi's mansion?
Nobody's gonna guess this
No, but it is on a nintendo console
Correct
Now a hard one.
>fuck it's cold
>go to really big rape shack to keep warm
>doggies everywhere
tf2
Dark Souls?
>oh fug experiment gone wrong
>monsters appearing everywhere
>you're the last hope for earth
>you wear green
Dank souls?
>In middle of ocean
>Fighting drug addicts
>be girl
>oh shit grandpa's dead
>grandpa was studying eldritch horrors
fallout?
Have to wander through Ukrainian wasteland.
Occasionally find or barter for shitty, often irradiated food.
Spend most of my time either trying not to get eaten, wasting members of a gang with a serious leather fetish, or digging weird objects out of the ground to sell for exorbitant amounts of money on the black market.
The Long Dark
Spy Kids 3D: Game Over, The Game?
bioshock
Banjo Kazooie
Nope.
The Stalker series?
Mad Max
Get this one lads
>hillbilly going for holiday in Africa
>horrible accident
>trapped in infinite cycle of scaling ancient structures to find salvation
Correct!
Postal 2?
Winner winner Check'em dinner
>Parents killed in fire by bandits
>Train
>Kill people
>Choice to kill relative to get powerful sword at end of game
Crash bandicunt
farcry?
i wanna say fable, but i don't remember if you can kill theresa or not.
tf2
Bingo
>wears trenchcoat and shades
>beats people with shovel
>'nuff said
>start on peaceful utopia
>planet attacked and destroyed by hentai monsters
>mine and build shit
>you are the chosen one in some retarded prophecy
>explore space
>you start with some weird mining gun
Minecraft
>first game was kinda funny but had clunky gameplay
>second game was shitty in humor department but gameplay was really good
starbound?
yep
minecerfat
every humorous game that has a sequel
Good Job DADDY =000
>obtain dead grandfathers farm
>find out there is this weird witch cult
>marry someone
>go fishing
...
>Be multiplayer
>Fags are everywhere
>Little kids and zombies
>Every other word is A "swear"
>convict gets released
>you might be the chosen one
>you are the chosen one
>you are not the chosen one
>we dont actually care if you're the chosen one, just kill the immortal guy in the fancy gold mask
neir automata? or duke nukem?
>in a prison
>break out
>in harder prison
>repeat
Penumbra?
Nba2k
DayZ Standalone
Stardew Valley?
stardew valley
>be edgy faggot
>have edgy but qt gf
>oh fuck she died
>go to WW1
Correct!
morrowind
Nah.
>woken up by mom
>go to town fair to see friend
>oops now we're on a journey through space and time to save the planet
Well its not Half Life, and its not Zelda. I'm stumped.
Doom?
the escapist?
Nopee
CoD
every fps with online
Yup
This /thread OP
correct
>in a library
>no exit
>open a book
>OH GOD THE EYES
fuck yeah
winrar
Elebits on the wii?
Ghost Busters?
skyrim with expansions?
>u get guns
>fuck, terrorists
>the bomb has been defused
Ghost busters?
Temple Run?
Cunter Stroke
Counter-Strike
csgo
>russia
>trains rails everywhere
>cyka blyat
>nazi
>hallucinations
>blow up the nigger walkers home at end of game
This is too easy
Nope. Another Elder Scrolls game would be a give away, this is something different.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R
Fable 1
>control a spaceship with wings and feet
>Fly around shooting shit for money
>Old video game mascot
>bout to die
>big flying lizard saves you
>gotta go kill big flying lizard
Yes
Eternal Darkness?
Was about to say the same thing.
>girls, monsters and drugs
>sexy robot ninjas
>not enough porn of male ones
>Kid plays with toys
>Mean toys want to kill kid
>Stop mean toys
>Also you're a tank
Dragon Quarter
Skyrim?
Postal 2
>red hair
>hot blonde girlfriend
>movies
>midget people
>fast,slow, zoooooom
>duuude,muh favorite part, diet is shit