Do a shitty job describing a game and we try to guess. Last one 404'd

Do a shitty job describing a game and we try to guess. Last one 404'd

Honestly will love anyone who will get this

>on space station
>special 100 year celebration for the space marines
>I dont like the space marines, daddy died cause was space marine
>oh shit
>aliens
>wheres my sister
>looks
>fuck
>aliens
>fight aliens
>space soldier finds me
>hey we need help
>involuntarily becomes space marine
>trained by small QT elven-ish girl
>bitter sweet relationship trope
>end up fighting more aliens and space pirate and shit
>goofy
>save world at the end from evil robot man
>was more prominently online play

fallout new vegas

the biggest clue was the pic

...

:v

i feel like a queer now, not the fag that blew it but idk let me think some moar

>pull pin
>shove in wall
>*clack*
>mission failed
>hostage was kill

>thanks Obama

red faction?

>putis

nope

Roll ball till you fix the stars and ruin the earth

Seige

Mass Effect?

>I only like the game because I paid 10 bucks for a used copy that was in mint condition
>When I got it, the cashier told me "Enjoy your disappointment"
>dead niece xddd

Katamari?

No man's sky?

Some kind of halo spinoff?

>be dead
>giant dudes try to kill me
>however i end the game it doesnt affect anything because its an endless loop

>fat lazy.
>somehow looses weight
>mastered the blocks and make flying dick that shoots eggs

No Mans Sky for a price that actually fits it.

They finally make it a price it should be. Its a giant disappointment. When i played it for a bit, I killed my niece in frustration.

>Prisoner
>No longer prisoner
>Prophecy
>Race war
>Lot of yelling
>My knees

Watch_dogs

Bloodborne or Destiny?

>wake up under ground every few minutes
>aggressive ground dwellers wanna drill me a new one
>I like crushing them with stones, but my bicycle pump can fill em up like Michael h. Kenyon would on a rampage.
>got a carrot, wake up again, the torture never stops

Watch Dogs 2

Id like to say minecraft just for blocks but im not certain

Nah

>On remote island
>Walking and enjoying nature
>Weird bitch with a mask is crying
>Says some shit about her garden
>Only thing in sight is a clearing of random rubble and patchy plant life at best
>Someone ropes me into building a garden for her
>Slowly build an amazing menagerie of the strange local wildlife and plant life
>Her father shows up doing BMX tricks in a wheelchair and shits on my work
>Her brother is sexually attracted to seeds
>Why do they all wear masks?

Skyrim

Dark Souls

Skyrim

you are fake news
bingo

Good Boy, you smart

Phantasy Star Online 1 or 2, forget.

Skyrim

Yes

Viva Piñata, I'm shouldn't be proud I know that

Tes5 ez

Thx user

Battletoads?

>make a deal with god
>get fucked over
>family dies
>kill god
>take his place
>still pissed off
>kill everyone and destroy the world
>moved to Norway

>people join national fightarena to fight for political justice
>toxic as fuck

Viva piñata

Bingo :)
I would give anything for a third one

Alright, gonna ramp it up a bit, gonna be more obscure

God Of War

God of War?

>Have a daughter
>daughter dies
>get a hoe
>you and said hoe have to take girl cross town
>hoe dies
>like the pedo you are, you and this 14 year old girl become like father and daughter

>wake up in forest
>wtf.jpg
>gotta collect that flint my boi

Gow

Ok fuckers try this one on for size
> Hide underground from a clown
> Gotta take pictures to build me a robot
> Flying forest people build town
> My wrench and my wench is all I got

Last of us

The last of us

The Last of Us?

Fuckin' Dig Dug

Sounds like xenosaga or star ocean

Last of Us, fucking EZ

Last of us

Don't starve

Eh, I would if it wasn't made by Rare. There's way more things they need to make a sequel for

The forest

>Fallout but in Russia

>Also lots of commie and nazi shit

You kill a bunch of Black alien things but then try to bring them back in the second game

Bingo, you get an enema

>Be ugly ass child
>Poor af
>Cunt selling shit for 5 gold
>Buy it
>Sister dead, shot out of window
>Survive long ass fall
>Become badass revenge boy

Sounds like Majora's Mask, don't know about BMX wheelchair though

Do starve

>Liam Neeson fucked your mom

>Mom died

>Liam leaves you

>You leave to find your Liam

>Liam is a dog now.

>Liam asks you to kill giant green people

>Liam commits sepeku.

worst way to describe halo

>Deathclaw waifus.

Not Mass Effect

SO fucking close, Phantasy Star Universe.

dig dug

>ship crashes
>cant jump

>wake up in a distant future
>wtf is going on.jpeg
>no one will tell me shit
>story is shit
>wtf am i even doing?
>protect robot fighting off endless waves of shit enemies
>fucking rng

Yoshi's Island

Destiny

Fallout 3, fucking how did I get that

Shadow of Chernobyl?

>be me
>nobody can draw me
>beastiality?

The forest?
Don't starve?

That's gotta be fable 2

Fallout 3

Good boi Don't Starve

Will be somewhat suprised if you get this
>some random pilot
>eventually become captain cus reasons
>best friend dies
>you die but not really
>became ghost plane or something

nop
but that game sounds interesting is it on steam?

Hell yeah my boy

>Gotta save my dead bitch
>Gotta fight some huge ass motherfuckers
>Really good gameplay
>Get gradually worse the more I fight
>In the end, I die and my bitch lives

>hackerman.jpeg

Metro

Fable 2, you can play Fable 3 as well, but it's the companies last effort to not go bankrupt and it sucks

Shadow of the colossus

Shadow of the Colossus, fucking gold game, ending 10/10

Mass Effect:Shitstor- I mean Andromeda

checkem and yesu desu

Nope

>fat lazy
Super Mario World

You got it.

>mom gives me magic powers
>can transform into an assortment of beasts
>sister is jealous af and releases ancient big bad
>go to fight big bad and get my ass beat
>lose most of my powers
>have to go get powers back and fight big bad armed with nothing but a talking book

Checked

Im fucking retarded, I thought you were talking about Fable, no clue if you can get Shadow of Chernobyl, Ps4 fag

>humans accidentally obliterate every living thing on earth
"Its okay guys we'll bring everything back"
>Brings everything back
"Alright guys, now let's come back!"
>Begins to accidentally obliterate every living thing on earth again

>Normal man
>no longer normal because friend dies
>no longer normal man drives robot across planet
>destroys planet destroyer

None of you fuckers have even managed a guess at my first one, but here's an even harder one anyway
> These birds can't fly but they sure can climb
> They eat seeds but I eat eggs
> Flying duck uncaged after a little time
> He's hard to avoid with my tiny legs