Shitty games description v3
Shitty games description v3
>be robot
>meet other robot
>save bunnies
>Be middle aged man
>Be walking around with little boy solving mysteries
>Try to solve all the puzzles yourself
>Just google it instead
>be amnesiac on beach
>some asshole wakes you up
>wait why are we all furries
>you both start talking
>some assholes come mug them
>they beg for you to help get their fucking rock or whatever back
>fine
>go through cave and kick their asses
>you two are now friends
and that's how it starts
>Party fucking hard
>Corporate Jew-douche
>Emo chick at my door getting full view of dick
>Oh shit what, I'm hungover is this a fucking titan?
>Conspiracy theories
Cave story????
>"where's the other nuke!?"
>be good at your job
>your waifu leaves you and fucks you up
>murder her later on
>secondary antagonist is quadruple agent
prof laton?
>Furry chasing another kid furry
>Fall in hole
>Fucking hieroglyphics
>Emu faggot wants my gold shit
>nah bitch
>Boomerang
Yep
Those games are great
>be shooty man
>die
>respawn
>die
>beat wife
Hell yeah m80
>forget shit
>run like a pussy
>hide like a pussy
>win nothing
Is this a weeb trash game??
>Girlfriend trying to fuck
>Hero on movie is asking for my help
>Stuck in a movie
>Henshin a go-go baby
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
My nigga
VIEWTIFUL JOE BABY
I miss this game, yes.
It's made by japs, but its 100% westernised.
>shitty island vacation
>abundance of deodorant cans
pokemon mystery dungeon: exploroers of sky / darkness / time.
ayy
>friend gets turned into ferret
>become immortal god
>turns out ferrets are gods too
nigga we had Far Cry 3 like 8 times already
It's fucking metal gear amirite
Jak and Daxter
Jak & Daxter
that was quick
Ye lmao
> get stuck in school
> share babymomma with clairvoyant douche if you fuck up
kek
>wakes up in the woods
>starts collecting sticks
>get blood transfusion from creepy old guy to cure disease
>fight fucking monsters and demons and shit
>doing pretty good
>psych nigga you dead
>git gud you fucking dork lololololol
Lmaooo took me a while even from the last thread
What gaved it off was how you described ocelot lmao
ur guess is wrong buddy
>simulation inside a simulation
>turns out you're an ayy lmao
takeshis challenge
>OBJECTION!
What the hell is this
Star ocean? Ahhaha
Ferret god gave it away.
Don't starve?
>travel through time
>meet pretty girl
>dad is a douche
>go away dad!
>kill dad
>never really was there in the first place
>gf ends up with a singing career
Phoenix Write
>thousands of years ago
>bunch of niggers
>have to kill them all
>mammoths
soma...
>caustic soda
>caaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssttttttttttiiccccccccccccc sssssssssssssoodddddddddddaaaaaa
>Don't starve?
yup
lol, no
Yeah not many games out there I can think of with a plot as fucking ridiculous as "bad russian man really works for the CIA, but really works for the patriots, but really works for another man"
Payday 2
Far Cry Primal
bloodborne
no
dank
>Tragic past
>Fucking infinite stamina, bad for people with fears of heights
>Can kick the shit out of people
>Can flip people off while falling
>nigger shoots people in the south
Can't blame him though it's in all their blood
mirror's edgelord
Mirror's Edge
You're "Wright"
>Top Hat
>Puzzles
Mirror's Edge
>sends dying dude to space
Glad to see some of you fags are
>STILL ALIVE
>be a bear
>pack a bird that shits eggs
>save ugly mini bear from ugly ass witch
portal
BANJO FUCKING KAZOOIE MOTHERFUCKER
banjo kazooie boyo
>Im Drunkk IM VERY VERY DRUUUUNK
Yes, and also the name of Mirrors Edge's ending song/overall theme
crash bandicoot
you even trying
Banjo and Kazooie
Portal
Conker's bad fur day??
best thing is the puzzlegame at the end, always played just to get there and fuck up
learn something new every day
intro
>wake up
>oh boy i'm gonna graduate space cadet academy or someshit
>say hi to the friendly neighborhood bird people, apes, fish men, and robots
>oo ceremony
>suddenly hentai
>tentacles everywhere
>run to a ship
>escape planet
what
Solve them boiiiiiiiis
Crash... A bear?
>pretty island with ugly puzzels
>faggot dressed up like rodent
>computer crashed lol jk just other faggot that looks homeless
>the hero this city deserves
Starbound
Amnesia?
>fucking bloddy mess everywhere
>this faggot keeps getting away
Disgruntled mailman chases after a white guy
nope
i feel like i make these too easy
Yeet.
>walk in blind darkness
>im super glowy
>why does god hate me
No takers? More clues then
>Old friend wears coat funny
>A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>Sequel was ass
>C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKERRRRR
Do you at least win prosciutto?
>if so is mogeke castle
>"what the fuck u lookin at, cracker?"
final fantasy... 7?
Final Fantasy 10?
Killer Instinct
Final Fantasy x?
>furry elder gets whacked by ship
>everywhere furry ppl die and cry, also
>ANTS EVERWHERE
Half life 2
>I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!
>hogwarts for psychics
>cobwebs and baggage
>always wanted to fuck that one teacher
Okay, let's make this easier.
>pervert bear is a douche
>first case was fucking stupid