Shitty games description v3

Shitty games description v3

>be robot
>meet other robot
>save bunnies

>Be middle aged man
>Be walking around with little boy solving mysteries
>Try to solve all the puzzles yourself
>Just google it instead

>be amnesiac on beach
>some asshole wakes you up
>wait why are we all furries
>you both start talking
>some assholes come mug them
>they beg for you to help get their fucking rock or whatever back
>fine
>go through cave and kick their asses
>you two are now friends
and that's how it starts

>Party fucking hard
>Corporate Jew-douche
>Emo chick at my door getting full view of dick
>Oh shit what, I'm hungover is this a fucking titan?
>Conspiracy theories

Cave story????

>"where's the other nuke!?"

>be good at your job
>your waifu leaves you and fucks you up
>murder her later on
>secondary antagonist is quadruple agent

prof laton?

>Furry chasing another kid furry
>Fall in hole
>Fucking hieroglyphics
>Emu faggot wants my gold shit
>nah bitch
>Boomerang

Yep
Those games are great

>be shooty man
>die
>respawn
>die
>beat wife

Hell yeah m80

>forget shit
>run like a pussy
>hide like a pussy
>win nothing

Is this a weeb trash game??

>Girlfriend trying to fuck
>Hero on movie is asking for my help
>Stuck in a movie
>Henshin a go-go baby

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger

My nigga

VIEWTIFUL JOE BABY

I miss this game, yes.

It's made by japs, but its 100% westernised.

>shitty island vacation
>abundance of deodorant cans

pokemon mystery dungeon: exploroers of sky / darkness / time.

ayy

>friend gets turned into ferret
>become immortal god
>turns out ferrets are gods too

nigga we had Far Cry 3 like 8 times already

It's fucking metal gear amirite

Jak and Daxter

Jak & Daxter

that was quick

Ye lmao

> get stuck in school
> share babymomma with clairvoyant douche if you fuck up

kek

>wakes up in the woods
>starts collecting sticks

>get blood transfusion from creepy old guy to cure disease
>fight fucking monsters and demons and shit
>doing pretty good
>psych nigga you dead
>git gud you fucking dork lololololol

Lmaooo took me a while even from the last thread

What gaved it off was how you described ocelot lmao

ur guess is wrong buddy

>simulation inside a simulation
>turns out you're an ayy lmao

takeshis challenge

>OBJECTION!

What the hell is this

Star ocean? Ahhaha

Ferret god gave it away.

Don't starve?

>travel through time
>meet pretty girl
>dad is a douche
>go away dad!
>kill dad
>never really was there in the first place
>gf ends up with a singing career

Phoenix Write

>thousands of years ago
>bunch of niggers
>have to kill them all
>mammoths

soma...

>caustic soda
>caaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssttttttttttiiccccccccccccc sssssssssssssoodddddddddddaaaaaa

>Don't starve?
yup

lol, no

Yeah not many games out there I can think of with a plot as fucking ridiculous as "bad russian man really works for the CIA, but really works for the patriots, but really works for another man"

Payday 2

Far Cry Primal

bloodborne

no

dank

>Tragic past
>Fucking infinite stamina, bad for people with fears of heights
>Can kick the shit out of people
>Can flip people off while falling

>nigger shoots people in the south

Can't blame him though it's in all their blood

mirror's edgelord

Mirror's Edge

You're "Wright"

>Top Hat
>Puzzles

Mirror's Edge

>sends dying dude to space

Glad to see some of you fags are
>STILL ALIVE

>be a bear
>pack a bird that shits eggs
>save ugly mini bear from ugly ass witch

portal

BANJO FUCKING KAZOOIE MOTHERFUCKER

banjo kazooie boyo

>Im Drunkk IM VERY VERY DRUUUUNK

Yes, and also the name of Mirrors Edge's ending song/overall theme

crash bandicoot

you even trying

Banjo and Kazooie
Portal

Conker's bad fur day??

best thing is the puzzlegame at the end, always played just to get there and fuck up

learn something new every day

intro
>wake up
>oh boy i'm gonna graduate space cadet academy or someshit
>say hi to the friendly neighborhood bird people, apes, fish men, and robots
>oo ceremony
>suddenly hentai
>tentacles everywhere
>run to a ship
>escape planet

what

Solve them boiiiiiiiis

Crash... A bear?

>pretty island with ugly puzzels

>faggot dressed up like rodent
>computer crashed lol jk just other faggot that looks homeless
>the hero this city deserves

Starbound

Amnesia?

>fucking bloddy mess everywhere
>this faggot keeps getting away

Disgruntled mailman chases after a white guy

nope

i feel like i make these too easy

Yeet.

>walk in blind darkness
>im super glowy
>why does god hate me

No takers? More clues then

>Old friend wears coat funny
>A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>Sequel was ass

>C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKERRRRR

Do you at least win prosciutto?
>if so is mogeke castle

>"what the fuck u lookin at, cracker?"

final fantasy... 7?

Final Fantasy 10?

Killer Instinct

Final Fantasy x?

>furry elder gets whacked by ship
>everywhere furry ppl die and cry, also
>ANTS EVERWHERE

Half life 2

>I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!

>hogwarts for psychics
>cobwebs and baggage
>always wanted to fuck that one teacher

Okay, let's make this easier.

>pervert bear is a douche
>first case was fucking stupid