Wats the easiest and least painful way to kill myself?

wats the easiest and least painful way to kill myself?

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Drop a toaster in a bathtub and and salt to the water, ez method.

Sleeping pills (lethal dose or not doesnt matter) running vehicle in garage, sleep.

go travel the world without money

There ya go! ;)

.357 mag right above your ear

Tie your dick in a knot

heroin

CPAP masks are designed to prevent this kind of thing so enjoy your major headache and partial paralysis the next day fagit

Oh and gun ofc if you can access one

This.
Little known fact if you do this you will slowly drift off to sleep due to lack of circulation and pass on in your slumber. Quick, easy, and painless

Old age

Not painless at all.

Best friend killed himself this way. Looked very peaceful in his casket at the funeral. Dr said the toxins from the bladder caused him to fall into a coma within an hour of the knot being tied and he died just after that.

find a job and work

Go to lostallhope.com

Live a long and and healthy life.
You'll die easily and relatively painlessly in a few decades.

12 gauge Shot gun in the mouth with slug rounds. Kill yourself somewhere other than your home, if you dont want that house's value to drop for the people you leave behind

work
find a job
go to therapy and learn to cope
get married to a woman you love
have kids
live happily forever after
and die of old age

Suffocation via helium

>live happily forever after
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The world is simple for 13 year olds.

Dont do it :(

Helium tank, bag over head, hose.

You don't start starving for oxy like you do with just the empty bag. You fall asleep and don't wake up.

Nitrogen FFS

Shoot yourself in the head. ez pz

Or jump off a really high building (sky scraper recommended).

Break into a restaurant. Go into the freezer. Get really cold, fall asleep, don't wake up.

Wait, you literally take your dick and tie it in a knot like a rope?

Stop being a little bitch and slit your throat already

i cant get access to a gun that easily because im in Canada

dont listen to these helium fags. you dont want to be left retarded #worstthendeath

Inject gallons of hydrogen peroxide into your bloodstream

I heard somewhere that while it's not physically painful, a lot of people who kill themselves that way if they survive they end up more depressed because on the way down you have time to think about it.

Get a needle and syringe, find a vein and inject air into your bloodstream.

you can aslo suicide by cop( swat recommended) since you own a gun

tell that to the people who jumped off the building on 911 lol

Well shit can you imagine the regret at least some faced when they jumped off?

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still dead if youre that scared to die lol . youre still gonna die.

You asked easiest, don't add constraints after the fact, that's moving the goalposts

i love you scumbags

Yeah i know i'm just saying, i'd rather shoot myself or something quick, i don't want any time not even a second to think about what i've just done.

Fuck you. You're a child who wants the quickness without any consistences.

You mean consequences? Yeah no shit, i don't need to feel more like a moron for killing myself, i'd already feel stupid without 4 or 5 seconds before i hit the ground

well first, tell your loved ones that it's not their fault.

then do something you've always wanted to do, whether it be robbing a bank or blowing up a car

then if you still want to kill yourself then do it faggot