Why don't more guys wear thongs? They're comfy as fuck

Why don't more guys wear thongs? They're comfy as fuck.

Because most guys aren't faggots

Not a faggot. Just like wearing thongs

>Not a faggot. Just like wearing thongs

ure retarded

Certain types of clothes don't make someone all of a sudden start chugging dick.

I'm an actual faggot and wouldn't wear that.

Why not?

I don't want to be a double faggot

I don't want something rammed up my ass all day.
aka: not a faggot

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They are really goddamn comfy. Don't have to be gay to appreciate comfort.

>double faggot
lol

I hate when my regular underwear gets a tiny bit between my crack. It's weird and it's uncomfortable. So don't try to convince us normies that it's not faggoty to have your underwear up your ass all day and it's comfortable.
Fuck off with this stupid shit.

Why not just freeball? If you use a bit of goldbond powder in the morning you dont even need underwear.

made my day.. thanks faggot

Fgt

I used to. Although my junk is quite large and didn't fit well in them.

No chugging dick makes you wear certain types of clothes

I do wear thongs, OP

Having something up your asscrack is nowhere near comfy.

I wear them all the time. Good brands feel very comfy and it feels like there's nothing there.

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Yes it is. If they weren't comfortable, why would girls wear ladythongs all the time?

I like thongs a lot, totally agree that they are super comfy (the good fitting ones), also not gay, although I sometimes cause ambiguity due to my metrosexual nature.

Why should girls have the monopoly on sexy undies??

Do you wear panties too, faggot?

>Why should girls have the monopoly on sexy undies??
Amen.
Yes, actually.