Anyone here going to watch the Battlebots finals today?

ABC is going to start broadcasting it at 8pm EST/7pm Central, or about an hour from this post.

>mfw abc is broadcasting football where i am

30 minutes boys!

F

Robot Wars >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BattleBurgers

what will you do when chomp wins?

Chomp is no match for real competitors.

>I'm blessed with a handegg presentation instead of the finale
FUCK

REEEE till my heart explodes

Pff, everyone knows Diotoir gets overcooked on every single match it takes part in

Robots actually get hurt in battlebots

Robot wars is just sumo wrestling with light scrapes

Agreed.

Any time now! Come on betafags!

>know I can watch the trimmed version on leddit
>front page will be spammed with the winner

Fucking ABC I hope this is the last season of this shit

This beta be good

Ugh I missed like 3 weeks because of the olympics and repeats

G-guys! It's robot fight 'n time!

Ja

I want to see Bombshell vs Beta or Yeti in the final, but I know that isn't happening.

stream please

>minotaur vs. tombstone

Are you ready?

I can't stand that b-footage they keep using of her looking smugly into the camera.

ABC

Chomp is a meme bot

Would a self-driving robot even be legal?

Did he just say maymay

>YETI

The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fighting time.

>implying chomp got there on its own merit

SAUSAGE FEST CONFIRMED

REST IN PIECES.

Chomp is kill

MEN WIN
>MEN WIN
MEN WIN
>MEN WIN

WOMEN BTFO FOREVER

YETI WINS!

2000 women STEM majors just dropped out.

Yes

But good luck making a good lock on system

>yeti wins

>wymn btfo

Back to the kitchen bitch.

ghostbusted

Rate commercials:

That KFC commercial made me hungry as hell.

Is it on tonight? Its just football on right now, wtf?

>Minotaur vs Poison Arrow

>extremely flimsy piece is needed to flip self over properly
>on bot that flips itself whenever it attacks
What great design.

Have Venom Snake star as the President seems cool

>Nightmare getting KOd by getting pushed over

Guess i didnt miss much

Rape
Incoming

Where tf are you thats locally playing a game? NFL says its all just NFL Network right now

>expecting hammer weapons to ever do anything.
Too little force over too wide a space. If it were a spike then you might have something.

BETA UPRISING

REEEEEE

Beta wins by knockout. Screencap this post.

>Die a Betus

Bravo.

>Tombstone can't climb stairs
KEK

Checked. Dubs confirm.

Beta is on a nylon hammer with a steel spike hidden in it. Organizers didn't want it to damage the arena:-/

>BETA

I was wrong. Tombstone wins on split decision.

tombstone wins

Bets?

Did beta ever swing his hammer once? If not it's a TKO by the rules.

shit that was fun

BETA landed waaaay more blows. Tombstones, save for one, didnt affect much and the ine that did heavy damage was in the last 30 seconds. Beta should win

You're delusional, the judges are obviously going to pick beta.

Tombstone, 1mil USD.

There is no way this ends in anything but a unanimous decision for Tombstone.

>Britbongs being chucked by America again

Bye Beta.

Unanimous decsion. Beta didn't deal any damage to Tombstone whatsoever, any damage it took was self-inflicted.

Id stick my sick in the loaded crazy bread bites

He did. Missed most but he landed one on tombstones ass

Primary weapon rules: beta's hammer broke, tombstone was still spinning

So no. Tomb wins by same rules that chomp won last week

beta has to use it's primary weapon to score a win, but all he did was push around like a fucking wedge for most of the fight

Ah. I must have missed it. And for all the clench game Beta was bringing up, Damage is still weighted higher than control or aggression, and tombstone LITERALLY ripped the hammer off.

ohio, its showing the Bengals game. This pisses me off. Not only are the showing stupid shitty fucking football, but its supid shitty PRESEASON football that noone cares about

Beta will win because it makes for better TV.

>chobot

not everyone live in US.

Pay up, boyo.

That is an awful haircut

That blow to Betas chain was devastating. Tombstone had to fight for that one. Anyone remember when its weapon broke in half last season?

>unanimous decision for tombstone
As if there was any other way it could have gone. Beta probably wins if they don't get the hammer torn off and actually swing it more than once.

>drone fight

RIP Yeti

>It's the bottom of the barrel match

>Poison Sperglord

the autism is so strong in all these dudes

I thought the rake bot was eliminated already?

>not the horizontal spinner

>bombshell with the vertical meme spinner AGAIN.

I hope they get fucked.

They dont have anything on minotaurs driver

>Artillery Clinton

smfh

Poison Arrow = Sup Forums
Bombshell = Sup Forums

Hey, that was actually kind of funny.

He is autism personified.

Ray(tombstone) is pretty high level autist too.

Hell they all are

Didn't they lose already?

tombstone= /d/

They lost to poison arrow in the last round, in fact.

no. Overhaul is Sup Forums. Sorry.

>not megatento

>Lets find out (beat) right now

Dont do that you bitch

sheeeeeiiiiiiiiiiittttt

That would have been a terrible idea.

SAVAGE