ABC is going to start broadcasting it at 8pm EST/7pm Central, or about an hour from this post.
Anyone here going to watch the Battlebots finals today?
>mfw abc is broadcasting football where i am
30 minutes boys!
F
Robot Wars >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BattleBurgers
what will you do when chomp wins?
Chomp is no match for real competitors.
>I'm blessed with a handegg presentation instead of the finale
FUCK
REEEE till my heart explodes
Pff, everyone knows Diotoir gets overcooked on every single match it takes part in
Robots actually get hurt in battlebots
Robot wars is just sumo wrestling with light scrapes
Agreed.
Any time now! Come on betafags!
>know I can watch the trimmed version on leddit
>front page will be spammed with the winner
Fucking ABC I hope this is the last season of this shit
This beta be good
Ugh I missed like 3 weeks because of the olympics and repeats
G-guys! It's robot fight 'n time!
Ja
I want to see Bombshell vs Beta or Yeti in the final, but I know that isn't happening.
stream please
>minotaur vs. tombstone
Are you ready?
I can't stand that b-footage they keep using of her looking smugly into the camera.
ABC
Chomp is a meme bot
Would a self-driving robot even be legal?
Did he just say maymay
>YETI
The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fighting time.
>implying chomp got there on its own merit
SAUSAGE FEST CONFIRMED
REST IN PIECES.
Chomp is kill
MEN WIN
>MEN WIN
MEN WIN
>MEN WIN
WOMEN BTFO FOREVER
YETI WINS!
2000 women STEM majors just dropped out.
Yes
But good luck making a good lock on system
>yeti wins
>wymn btfo
Back to the kitchen bitch.
ghostbusted
Rate commercials:
That KFC commercial made me hungry as hell.
Is it on tonight? Its just football on right now, wtf?
>Minotaur vs Poison Arrow
>extremely flimsy piece is needed to flip self over properly
>on bot that flips itself whenever it attacks
What great design.
Have Venom Snake star as the President seems cool
>Nightmare getting KOd by getting pushed over
Guess i didnt miss much
Rape
Incoming
Where tf are you thats locally playing a game? NFL says its all just NFL Network right now
>expecting hammer weapons to ever do anything.
Too little force over too wide a space. If it were a spike then you might have something.
BETA UPRISING
REEEEEE
Beta wins by knockout. Screencap this post.
>Die a Betus
Bravo.
>Tombstone can't climb stairs
KEK
Checked. Dubs confirm.
Beta is on a nylon hammer with a steel spike hidden in it. Organizers didn't want it to damage the arena:-/
>BETA
I was wrong. Tombstone wins on split decision.
tombstone wins
Bets?
Did beta ever swing his hammer once? If not it's a TKO by the rules.
shit that was fun
BETA landed waaaay more blows. Tombstones, save for one, didnt affect much and the ine that did heavy damage was in the last 30 seconds. Beta should win
You're delusional, the judges are obviously going to pick beta.
Tombstone, 1mil USD.
There is no way this ends in anything but a unanimous decision for Tombstone.
>Britbongs being chucked by America again
Bye Beta.
Unanimous decsion. Beta didn't deal any damage to Tombstone whatsoever, any damage it took was self-inflicted.
Id stick my sick in the loaded crazy bread bites
He did. Missed most but he landed one on tombstones ass
Primary weapon rules: beta's hammer broke, tombstone was still spinning
So no. Tomb wins by same rules that chomp won last week
beta has to use it's primary weapon to score a win, but all he did was push around like a fucking wedge for most of the fight
Ah. I must have missed it. And for all the clench game Beta was bringing up, Damage is still weighted higher than control or aggression, and tombstone LITERALLY ripped the hammer off.
ohio, its showing the Bengals game. This pisses me off. Not only are the showing stupid shitty fucking football, but its supid shitty PRESEASON football that noone cares about
Beta will win because it makes for better TV.
>chobot
not everyone live in US.
Pay up, boyo.
That is an awful haircut
That blow to Betas chain was devastating. Tombstone had to fight for that one. Anyone remember when its weapon broke in half last season?
>unanimous decision for tombstone
As if there was any other way it could have gone. Beta probably wins if they don't get the hammer torn off and actually swing it more than once.
>drone fight
RIP Yeti
>It's the bottom of the barrel match
>Poison Sperglord
the autism is so strong in all these dudes
I thought the rake bot was eliminated already?
>not the horizontal spinner
>bombshell with the vertical meme spinner AGAIN.
I hope they get fucked.
They dont have anything on minotaurs driver
>Artillery Clinton
smfh
Poison Arrow = Sup Forums
Bombshell = Sup Forums
Hey, that was actually kind of funny.
He is autism personified.
Ray(tombstone) is pretty high level autist too.
Hell they all are
Didn't they lose already?
tombstone= /d/
They lost to poison arrow in the last round, in fact.
no. Overhaul is Sup Forums. Sorry.
>not megatento
>Lets find out (beat) right now
Dont do that you bitch
sheeeeeiiiiiiiiiiittttt
That would have been a terrible idea.
SAVAGE