What does Sup Forums think of male masturbators? I got my first one yesterday and i'm just a happy fucking camper. You can use a disposable sleeve so that there is no mess and it rolls up and looks like a little airplane pillow. Only complaint is that I learned they make the exact same thing in prison out of a sock and some rubber bands:
i feel more cultured about prison
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Never tried this one but I fap everyday.
Holy shit, this thing seems like something I would use
me after seeing that
I masturbate everyday but I use my right hand, this product looks comfortable though.
Samefag
What the fuq is dat
Work in an adult toy store. Ask me anything.
how does it feel to use this?
NICE HOLE
Almost every man masturbates OP!
Do you have sister?
Bought a flashlight about a year ago. Possibly one of the best purchases of my life.
Is it flesh light or what is it?
Has anyone ever used it before? Looking good though
A nigger fleshlight? Did you ever sell one of those?
Fancy fleshlight?
Honestly considering buying it...
what is a fucking nigger fleshlight
If your going to put money into one, you should buy one that isn't basically a wrapped up towel with a bag in-between.
I mean what's the point might as well fuck your sofa seats.
is it soft inside?
I saw a guy using this before but I didn't know its name.
At least a flashlight is a one time cost. These things is .75 a jerk. Do the math. A frequent masturbator like I'm sure most of the people here are are never going to be able to afford the upkeep.
Stop being a lazy ass, buy a flashlight and clean it.
Damn must be warm inside.
Anyone ever tried one of these before? any thoughts?
Whats better? Fleshlight or this?
a white girl
Are you retarded? Check the pic dear christ
>saw a guy using this before
Tfw there's a dark green and blue fleshlight Sup Forums is still confused about the nigger fleshlight
Is that a fucking pool noodle with a tubber glove inside?!
Hahahaha
I think it's sold more than the pink ones because there's only one left on the shelf
Fleshlights are old. I was thinking about considering this
>Saw a guy using this
Didn't mean I saw him when he was fapping ffs, I knew he used this shit.
Pic
Detail of the pic and question
Turbo autism
FAP IMAGE
saw him? i knew you were a faggot
Usually I use a catfish or snapper
I donno, man. It just seems like sex toys are a girls thing. It's pretty weird to own a sex machine if you're a dude.
this is gonna be my new gf
Pathetic
The fleshlights pale in comparison to the crazy shit that japan sells.
Makes a fleshlight feel like a prison rig.
Girls can use any sex toys they want but if a boy uses it hes called a miserable piece of shit
Such a rip off. You can do the same thing with a towel and a glove/condom/plastic bag
SHIT MOAR
Eh if they give you any shit just go fuck off.
STOP POSTING FROGS
I just learned of the launch. If I wasn't married, I'd own this: pornhub.com
moar pls?
This thing looks good man, might buy one of these
its okay I can use your wife and you can use that fleshlight
You sweet summer child.
Go to toydemon or on-nls and get something that actually works. That shit will blow you're fucking mind.
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Yeah
Yeah, funny thing is theyre really yellowish golden in person. Should be called the asian or mexican.
Do you have pussy?
I SWEAR THIS THING TASTES BETTER THAN PUSSY
Might buy one of these, anybody knows how to use it?
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How about DIY fleshlights for poorfags? Any thoughts on that?
I do fap everyday and i use my left hand
You just put your dick in it and up down up down up down, done!
WTF is that
Male sex toys are a tremendous burden to bare, whatever kicks you get off them barely exceed the unending terror of discovery.
Just get a gf, the shame of someone finding it is worse than them finding heroin.
all I see is girl hole
One day this thing is gonna beat fleshlights
almost cumming, moar
What is that stupid question
This is what I need
GO FUCK YOURSELF
>quent masturbator like I'm sure most o
I own the igition (blue) one. Best purchase I've made
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KEK
Are the people in your life really going through all your shit all the time & barging in on you randomly?
Cause if so it sounds like you have bigger problems in life than owning a pocket pussy.
That's kind of what he's doing.
Fapping with your own hand is more healthy.
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WTF
FIFI is gonna be my new best frined
you like to suck your own dick?
my GF got me that one so i was wondering what other people think. its harder to clean due to the lips. think the best one hands down is pic related
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better than fleshlight atleast you dont have to clean
Well if you have to fap, use anything that gives you pleasure.
go somewhere else faggot
Yeah, but its the real thing. Never actually used a pocket puss tbh.
Nope, but would If I could.
Whos she? You have more of her or her name?
how does it feels?
Pocket pussy is the last thing I would want
SAUCE
Better yet. Get a GF who likes both male and female toys, and appreciates that you need alone times as well as use-her-as-a-cum-dump times.
its use is same as fleshlight?
Have one of these, its fucking awesome man
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All a man need is a whole
>make samething in prison.
LOL
You dont need to use any of the sex toys if you have a gf.
FUCKING AWESOME
OP how was it?