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Primeiro para Fed

Will Federer score a century?

MISSING
WAWRINKA'S BACKHAND DOWN THE LINE
REWARD: A BREAK POINT

Serena will win the AO.

>early

just kys

If these posts are next to each other Federer wins

If these posts are next to each other Federer wins

hi
bi
keeeeeeee

who here /Federer/?

wat

If this post is next to those Federer loses.

lad

He clicked on the number of someone who just posted, then made an educated guess based on the rate the post numbers are moving, then backspaced the last digit and changed it to what his post number would probably be.

His point is that it's fairly easy when you're on a slow moving board.

for example,

I saw Rafael Nadal at a grocery store in London a few days ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Nadal trying to walk out the doors with like fourteen Grand Slam trophies in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to win them without doping first.” At first he kept pretending to be injured and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the trophies and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “because I have infetterance because of knee injury, no?” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that's a word. After she scanned each trophy and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yelling "VAMOS" really loudly.

RUSSIAN HACKERS IN MY THREAD REEEEE

if this post ends in 5 federer wins

If I was fed I'd have fucking tons of kids desu, he'll have plenty of time raising them when he retires
he can just hire tons of help and a bunch of them would be guaranteed tennis legends so his legacy will live on

What did Fed mutter?

so close

wat

Cut to the chase and use the proper phrasing: Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir

>4 daughters
>no son

what the fuck did mirkas pussy mean by this?

>for example,

what did he mean by this?

The second set of twins are boys.

he has two sons you retarded faggot

Havent seen Wawrinka's backhand down the line appear yet.

?? he has two sons

I thought it was two boys and two girls?

how are they playing tennis upside down?

They identify as girls so they have 4 girls.

He is just fishing (you)s, fucker.

yeah he needs to rip a few if only to keep federer off balance

actually they identify as dinosaurs and you're a mesozoicphobic bigot

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>they can't show nadal's AO win in the ad because federer ruined it wiht crying
top fucking kek, even in loss Fed makes you unable to enjoy your win

i read it

No they don't and even if you they did it wouldn't change the fact they are guys. The sooner faggots like you stop normalising these mental illnesses the better.

Federer's style of playing low balls makes it very hard to try hitting 1HBH down the line.

What, why?

If a Spaniard posts just after me, Federer will fuck Stan's 16 year old gf and have twin sons

He may not feel confident enough today to start realeasing it or he is just being contained by Federer not to be able to shoot it. Really cant tell.

federer is ugly

>triggered as fuck

KEK

gotem

Well I mean they speak Spanish

After Nadal won AO 2009, Federer cried during the ceremony.

Mean to say about Mirka

>London

>Stan the human unforced error

hi kyrgios

It's gonna happen again, isn't it...

Yeah I guess it's better to skip the flower part. I could always change it to: enchaîne-moi et encule-moi avec un gode ceinture. Girls love it when you say cute stuff like that. Puppies, kittens, butterfly's etc.

Welp this match is over, Stan's lost it.

I know but why can't they show it in the ad.

is tennis that weak where old players are still the best on tour?

>my first morning off work in two weeks
>Stan doesn't deliver
>match will be over in the next hour

what a bullshit life

>le unforced error man

it's ogre

ripip stan

STRAIGHT SETS

NOOOOO

is she the biggest loser?
inb4
>she

WAWRINKA SHOOK
RACQUET BTFO

RACKET SMASHED

I just won 1500€

>"staniimals" on suicide watch

Going to Singapore in a few weeks lads

Stan the cuck

>
Because you can't show something sad on that kind of ad.

...

STAN THE MAD MAN
STAN THE MAD MAN
STAN THE MAD MAN
STAN THE MAD MAN

Stan is going to cry as soon as he gets broken.

Federer is a better challenger than Stan

mirka is the settler you rekon?

>stan will never snap you with one flex of his meaty thighs

stan just remebered that the kokk banged his gf

...

Stan will probably end the Yonex contract if they keep fining him

GOAT

FUCKING STAN STEP YOUR SHIT UP

No two players in history have benefited from weak eras more than Roger and Rafa. This current generation are fucking useless.

Todd please go back to commentating mix doubles matches

What the fuck did Stan just do

Did he just calmly snap the racquet?

What are you going to do in asian jews land?

How

I hope this you makes (you) feel better famalam

is breaking the raquets the most rude thing to do in tennis?

t. I watched tennis after 2011

stan injured himself breaking his racquet

LOL

how far behind are your streams desu

no

Did anyone hear about the woggette who got kicked out of the girl's open for serving a ball into a ballkid?

KEK WHAT A STUPID cuck

>all qfs in straight sets
>First semi final in straight sets

hi wawa

5-2

stans losing his head

I believe shooting with 100%force towards the opponent's body is considered more rude.

I'm so pissed lads. If Federer wins he'll play Nadal in the final, and if he plays Nadal he'll lose.

Can't Federror see this? Stan isn't the saviour we deserve, he's the saviour we NEED.

nah lol
t. kyrgios

It's touching your ass between every single points

wheres the federer internet defense forces when you need them?

Fed should retire