/heem/: UFC on Fox: Shevchenko vs. Peña Edition

Promotion: Ultimate Fighting Championship
Date : January 28, 2017
Time: 4 PM ET
Venue: Pepsi Center
City: Denver, Colorado

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Artem Lobov

>five posts early

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Which fighter is this?

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a cute

That's Joe Rogan's step daughter.

>literally Joe's wife's black daughter

Man's got some hairy shoulders.

What did she mean by this?

lmao, i googled and it didn't come up with anything. Proof?

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Who Arlovski cause fuck Joe "Company Cuck Cocksucker" Rogan?

PVZ could still develop into a legit fighter. She's got the mindset and the grit, which are the number one things holding most women in MMA back.

She just lacks the skillset, which can be learned. She could still actually git gud

She's rematching Rose.

It's because Artem is a real muscle man like Ben Rothwell

kayja nichole rose rogan

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She still believes she's famous for fighting skills instead of her (monkey) looks

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>legitimately a top 10 strawweight
>not a real fighter

the city of wMMA

Alexa is her age. Paige will never even look that "good."

>4 PM ET
por que?

White girl is going to get her ass kicked, isn't she?

>It's fucking real

Schevchenko got this. Can't doubt her anymore

It's more embarrassing that it took Rose 5 rounds lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=7Rr2GBUClss

dear god she has the worst striking defense in ufc history

fight pass prelims start time (for REAL fight fans)

ufc.tv

They are both considered white in the United States you're going to need to be more specific.

Tell Holly I'm fackin cumming

do they both have the same father?

oh I understand, but doesn't it usually start later in the evening (unless it's happening in another country)? weird that it's so early

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>>dear god she has the worst striking defense in ufc history
Who is Ronda?

paige is worse lol

it's not that i would complain

i'll go to bed at 4am more or less

i'm fine with that, maximum comfy is maximum

reminder that jason knight is going places after dismantling cáceres

Paige has that pigeon-style heamooovment though

rook same. lefts mummy is from peru maybe

Why does plebbit like DC so much? I personally can't stand the guy, he's lame as hell, plus he layed and prayed for 15 minutes against silva.

Paige can move her head and doesn't block every shot with her face

because he could literally beat every fighter in the UFC, except Eyepoke McCoke.

Holy shit, thats fucking gold. Joe "my wifes daughter" Rogan. At least her boyfriends white

pena sucks valentina is free money

she literally blocks every punch with her face she's fucking abysmal

MUST

BREED

If you don't like Dominic Cruz, then FUCK YOU.

>dequandro
>juvie
this shit just writes itself

ugh that hair is vomit inducing

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME

youtube.com/watch?v=qWrWJVTUX2k

you belong to r9k, fagget

No point, all the potential champions he could face are black.

It looks like something you'd find under a sink as you're cleaning out a house to move

I find his loner personality off putting desu

qt

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>Time: 4 PM ET
noiceeeeeeeeeee

Knight looks and sounds like he voted for drumpf. I hope Caceres kicks his whiteboi ass.

will this fight happen

This webm/fight really triggers me. Just look at her, that little twat probably thinks she's utterly fucking amazing at fighting. I have pretty much hated PvZ since the time she lied about cutting her hair off for cancer kids if people would donate money.

>cuts off one inch
>"lol when i said chop my hair off i didnt mean all of it silly guys xD :PP"

30/12/17

then that post saying "i miss my hair"

lol she's the worst

Spicy fight you wait from next card

>Caceres-Knight
>Miller-Poirier

How long till DC pulls out?

wonder if Bruce Leroy can meme his way to victory

On top of everything she's not nearly as good looking as the media are trying to imply.

Reminder that this is the third time Ferguson vs Khabib has been scheduled

>Knight bulldozing over Caceres
>Ngannou to perma delet Arlovski's chin
>Nate Marquardt out shadowbox Sam Alvey

This lad will dubbed with official boyhood if he gets the win this weekend

Jason Knight is a hillbilly retard and will never be my boy.

based

>LGBTQIA+

is anyone supposed to keep up with this shit anymore?

Is Jason Knight the Mike Perry we wanted Mike Perry to be?

>acknowledging it at all lmao

I remember in UFC Melbourne, Australia everyone booed this kid, then he won and jumped on the mic and seemed humble, so everyone starts cheering him.
He reminds me of the cousin shagger version of Cerrone.

no idea what it means after the T desu

he could outpoint him sure but Knight is a tough motherfucker to KO
>Nate Marquardt out shadowbox Sam Alvey

Oh shit I had forgotten about this.I hope smiley "cringe" Sam gets a carreer ending KO

He put on a great performance against Dan Hooker, a fight I wasnt expecting him to win and yeah he was humble on the mic. Didnt he basically apologise to australia for beating up an aussie lel

WIll Cerrone chew masvidal up with leg kicks? Will he be able to handle Masvidal in the pocket?

If Cerrone can't establish the outside range with kicks very early I think he is for sure going down. He doesn't have the hands to keep up with Jorge in the pocket. Don't get me wrong, cowboy is boy but this is a tough matchup for him. I think Masvidal is not going to show him hespect, get in close and Donald won't be able to get his timing.

I could also see Masvidal hurting cowboy early, slowing down and letting Donald steal two rounds if it goes to a slow kickboxing fight. wouldnt be surprised at a draw. I don't think Cerrone will finish Masvidal.

Beast of a fight my dudes

good morning coralbro

Not even me my dude

>beating up an aussie lel
He beat Dan Hooker who is from NZ but because the talent level is so shit in AUS we basically bangwagon anyone who is close enuff to our border, especially our NZ bros.

Yeah he said something like, 'i didn't intend on beating on of your own, i just destroy anyone in my way', good lad.

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really dislike this cornhole

he can deffo drop Marquardt though

I agree ONE hundred percent, BEAST of a fight

He seems like a nice enough guy, even if his schtick can grow tiresome.

>Hey Jamie,go and find us this mma general on Sup Forums

>its spelled heem,H-E-E-M

>there we go

>oh my god look at this shit,all the flags,pics and memes,isnt that cool Eddie?

>hooooly shit they're even roleplaying as fighters,thats ridiculous

>look at that,there are pics of Brendan everywhere,what the fuck

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>Go ahead and click on that picture on, who is that Jamie? Ngannou?

>Look at the filename, 'cuck final boss', cucking is some new shit people are saying nowadays, ever notice that?

>JESUS christ he is a freak of nature, look at those legs?

>How many Ngannou's do you think it would take to starch a mountain lion?

>Oh my god. Is that a picture of Aldo's face photoshopped on Anderson's body? What a great meme

>people are actually betting on Cowboy at -150

what the actual fuck

Why not? Cerrone has more paths to victory, odds will change after weigh ins, i'll drop a cheeky tennor

what does marketing mean?

>LesbianGayBisexualTransgender
>InterfluidAsexual?

>knight
>hooker

P O T T E R Y

Is she German?

Sounds "logical". The Q is queer, the + is so that noone ever feels excluded and the activist becomes nonsensical because everyone can feel included.

probably some attention seeking reason for the mouthguard too.

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kek'd

Queer Intersex Asexual

What happened to Irene Aldana's instagram?

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who?