So yesterday my mother in law was mowing the grass, slipped and cut her foot. It wasn't until they could get the rest of her shoe off that they discovered she cut off her toe...today I found it.
So yesterday my mother in law was mowing the grass, slipped and cut her foot...
Jayden Wilson
Evan Cook
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Brandon Collins
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Alexander James
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Zachary Rivera
The fuk
Julian Ramirez
if dubs OP must cum on it
Blake Anderson
...
Dominic Miller
reroll
Adrian Kelly
Most folk'll never lose a toe,
But then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel!
Kayden Rodriguez
Plz for the sake of everything, put in in yer ass
Kayden Bennett
rollin
Jaxon Young
Take a lick
Hudson Cox
This is why 5chin blows now, this thread could be potential gold but everyone's off in ylyl thread getting memes from Sup Forums to Reddit back to Sup Forums. And why tf it auto cap Reddit, cmon herishomoot
Grayson Hall
OP post timestamp or GTFO
Levi Davis
This
Camden Ross
Make it into a neklace. Wear it for a day.
Grayson Scott
>this thread could be potential gold
Oh wow a toe. Now what?
Andrew Baker
Or how about u putt it up in ur poopers c:
Jace Wilson
Reroll
Aaron Long
rolling
Colton Baker
Because I carry a fucking marker or something around to provide time stamps with....get the time stamp off the data of the pic. Unfortunately those are all the pics before my father in law decided to call the non emergency number to get someone out here to dispose of it. I have a warrant out so I had to leave.
Connor Green
Rollioloi
Nolan Jones
And threads dead
Leo Martinez
I like the necklace idea. Maybe make one and then give it to her
Xavier Wood
bite the nail
Brandon Cook
DUBS HAVE FUCKING SPOKEN FAGGOTS
Brayden Price
>reverse image search
>nothing
Leo Morales
THIS
Joseph Gray
The obvious answer is to mail it to a random person as a mafia style ransom note and wait for money
Sebastian Johnson
>called your father in law to dispose of it
Why bother teasing us with this thread if you don't even have it anymore you double faggot
Go choke yourself on your mom's mutilated foot
Xavier Mitchell
What happened when she found out? Is she getting a new toe or what? Do they know you found it?
Lucas Hall
Rollin
Caleb Jenkins
if dubs eat it.
Oliver Johnson
uuhhh
Carter Hall
this
Oliver Mitchell
SHEEEEEETTTT
Angel Baker
You know what to do bbq and eat.
Logan Sanchez
OP doesn't have it anymore, read the thread
Carson Parker
bringing this thread back to the first page cuz its something i haven't seen before
Carter Gutierrez
Ass man, Jesus wtf is wrong with you. We could be social pioneers seeing a served toe shoved up an anus? Probably the 3rd time in history this has happened but the first time we have PROOF put you science pants on user