Do you eat food at the theaters?

Do you eat food at the theaters?

One time the guy beside me was carrying a huge bag. In the middle of the movie he got out ingredients to make a sandwich, even a knife and a pot mayo! Like a real Mister Bean.

I love a nice bag of popcorn and a cup of soda.

A giant bag of assorted candy.

Yeah usually popcorn and MTN DEW

Norm WTF are you doing?

>that clamato at the end
mexicans baka

Ew

Ramen/Doritos webm when?

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Beautiful, nice and joosy.

JUICY

>add 500 ingredients, half of which are liquid
>chips are a soggy shitmess in 5 minutes

You gotta go back

No

I pack a lunch with me to take inside

Me? I eat crab legs.

Looks dang good, I'd love to chow down on that while watching a good film.

The biggest I've gone with a meal in the cinema is sneaking in a takeout Joe's Crab Shack Ragin' Cajun steampot. I could hear a couple people several rows down wondering what the smell was.

My old flatmate brought in a tin of fruit salad and a can opener. His justification is that it's a meal and a drink.

I miss that guy.

I already don't like you.

I really want to taste this, doesn't look AS bad as the first one.

Used to love eating at the theater until
>be me
>at mall theater
>bring my waifu pillow and order her a ticket to get past NSP
>they charge an extra $30 to look the other way
>go in, order crab legs
>mall doesn't allow any food but theater doesn't give a fuck
>get out of shower and head to my cinema
>there's like 50 kids in my row all screaming at the top of their lungs
>they eat the crab legs fast, spraying crab bits everywhere
>decide to leisurely eat my crab legs in spite of the children's energy
>cinema keeps playing as large obese men come into theater
>I'm watching the weekly Paul Blart showing like every week, figure they're just cosplayers coming in late
>screen turns red, entire theater turns red
>"DO NOT PANIC" blinks on screen in bright green letters
>realize what's going on
>try to hide crab legs in my pants
>mall cops go row-to-row, inspecting everyone for misconduct
>get to my row
>look at kids with their crab bits thrown everywhere
>just keep going through
>get to me
>pat me down for food
>mall cop stares at me for a few minutes
>starts to walk away
>great.pdf
>looks at his iPad
>"user, it says here you didn't get your penis exam in the shower"
>start sweating spaghetti
>cop pulls my pants down to inspect my dong
>my unfinished crab legs fly out
>mall cop looks at me dead on and asks "what is this"
>I stutter "uh food"
>arrested for food in mall
>sent to jail for 3 weeks
>repeatedly raped and abused
>forced to eat the 5* prison chef's cooking every day
>it's just the steak meal every day
>get out and collect my $5000 prisoner reimbursement
>go back to the cinema
>order tickets for me and my new buddies from prison
>go up to counter #17 to order my crab legs
>they tell me they can't sell crab legs anymore
>realize who I am
>everyone starts booing me for getting caught
>have to watch the entire flick being booed
>want to leave but can't until my flick's done

Eat up boys Ja/ck/ is here

Holey shit. Literally distances on a plate

I kinda want some

Anyone know the ingredients??

These people are fucking king geniuses

How did he not get caught bringing a knife into a theater. Should've used a credit card to spread the mayo.

Fuck you, I liked it. Good job.

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surgerical precision

J

>Be me
>waiting in line for ticket with hired hobo dressed in drag
>he nods half way in line and I have to hold him up
>negotiate payment plan for the tickets to pacific rim with cinema loan officer
>pay $456.73 for crab leg rations and medium diet coke
>surrogate hobo gf voids his bowels and I have to leave him behind
>ticket checker crip walks over to me and scans the Barcode on the back of my neck
>me and other moviegoers are padded down by cinema police before our shower
>we are dried and deloused
>we move in single file line to our theater and
>giant tv monitors everywhere buzz on, we say the pledge as cinema cops drag away some guy with body pillow
>listen to cinema propaganda over loudspeakers as March to showing continues
>woman is crying hysterically as her child is violently pulled away and scanned by officers
>finally make it to my seat after 2 hours
>Kino eagle circling above with direct camera feed to the film overseers
>sweating bullets, hoping it doesn't notice I'm alone
>tensions diffuse as we are now allowed to break into our crab legs
>enjoying crab legs and watching previews
>gunfire and screaming subsides as film begins
>suddenly, screen goes red and giant "REMAIN SEATED" alert comes on
>Feel sharp stab in my shoulder
>tranquilizer dart has found a spot on my body not protected by my Kevlar
>hear the muffled yelling of cinema SWAT as i fade out
>the eagle caught on
>wake up several hours later with large surgical scar on my scalp
>Don't remember what happened but I feel pretty chill
>can smell colors now

Pretty good movie but my credit score is prolly fucked now

What the fuck is he trying to do

HE LEFT THE STICKER ON THE APPLE

Nothing like a big plastic box of soggy chips.

>tfw once ate 2 pounds of crab legs while drinking beer on a hot summer day while watching Bride on the River Kwai for the first time

that was a good day

>CUTTING APPLES IS SO HARD GUYS, SO I BOUGHT THIS HANDY TOOL THAT TAKES UP A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF SPACE FOR WHAT IT DOES
>On top of this he leaves the fucking sticker on the apple
Jack will never cease to disgust me

I want this so bad. I think I can make this at home if you guys tell me what the thing in the booking pot is?

I'll make it and report back

>brid(g)e

heh

he's not even trying...

Corn

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this would be fine if the base were fries or crisped potatoes

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How? It looks like he purposely shoves his fucking finger against the knife

GreggNation baby!

I'll have to get some corn in the morning. I see she's putting hot sauces and mayo but what's the yellow one. Is it cheese?

no wonder norm is so fuckin fat

Ja/ck/ finds a way...

Alamo Drafthouse is a big thing here in Austin. I eat full meals and drinks with my movies.

My nigga, I haven't been to Alamo Drafthouse in months

I think... It's mustard

melted butter actually

top fucking kek

why do I torture myself by clicking Jack webms

Based Gregheads.

Please someone post the video where an actual fucking bug is in the """"recipe"""" he's trying to do and he doesn't even notice that its there

H

keep it coming boys

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does he ever get anything right?

If he did he'd stop being Ja/ck/

Who else ja/ck/in' it?

post the jack menu

F I V E
B A G G E R

Alright let me find it

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T HE WHISK? HE'S JUST FUCKING WIPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BOWL. WATCH THE EGG YOLKS, THEY AREN'T BEING WHISKED. IT LOOKS LIKE PISS ONCE HE'S DONE WITH IT.

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and the other one

where can i see this jack fellow

is it an act?

youtube cooking with jack

not bad

I always bring in a hamburger, fries, and 3 water bottles

You are literally the worst

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No. The only thing my body is processing is the nuances of the Kino I am watching.

You're famous senpai

>American cuisine

Those are from Mexico

Is there a difference?

obviously

Hi normiebook

>it's a Sup Forums runs ancient dead /ck/ memes even more into the ground thread

>implying

>it's a you being a faggot episode

>ticket checker crip walks over to me
audibly kek'd at this line

I'm fine with this desu.

>His justification is that it's a meal and a drink.
Your flatmate is a genius

>buying stuff from home shopping networks

AMERICLAPS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>Jack threads are the gypsies of Sup Forums
Carry on my wayward cu/ck/

rate my sandwich

>Yeah I'll take a large bucket of popcorn, extra butter. Some premium chicken tendies. A plate of crab legs. I'll need some falcon feed too. Oh, and I'll take the 11$ Hot Dinner....

>And a Diet Coke

>crab legs

Did you bring anything for your falcon?

0/10. Fucking disgusting.

looks really good

what is it ?

Definitely. I like all the stuff they serve there, but it's way too expensive. There's a place where I go to that has 5 Dollar Tuesdays and does 2 dollar hotdogs, so I really like going there to get 2 hotdogs and a ticket.

Usually I bring my own drink and on the rare occasion candy.

He's like one of those people in an infomercial.

that is painfully accurate

I drink beer