Is a girl you've been with for 3 1/2 years breaking up with you justifiable suicide?

Is a girl you've been with for 3 1/2 years breaking up with you justifiable suicide?

only if you want to make your status as a failure permanent instead of temporary

Just find someone else, that's what I did. Killing yourself over one in a few billion is quite silly, wouldn't agree?

You don't need to justify suicide. That's the cool thing about it.

if you're a fucking pussy faggot, yes.

if you're an actual man, you'll realise it's just a girl and move on with your life, maybe find another one who will not dump you after 3 and a half years together.

Hey Op! You stupid faggot I have made it my dedicated mission to make sure you grow up a good youth! You stupid nigger

Suicide? Over some dumb cunt? Fuck that noise.

Dude, if she doesn't want you, she doesn't deserve to have you.

Are you fucking 14?

No, unless she shim-shamed you. If you got shim- shamed, there is basically no way of recovering, you might as well kill yourself at that point.

Yeah! OP is a stupid faggot nigger!

my best friend suicide like 2 months ago. also i break with my gf. we have been together for 5 months or so.

Dont doit. its not fun.

Also life is not that important.

You bastard. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas... I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a dick than be seen with you.

You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are an asshole, a cad, a weasel, a pissworm. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. I will rape your firstborn

5 years, sorry. i misspelled

crying over a girl? na man, pick your head up, your snapback's falling.

but seriously its a girl lol fuck women, its some serious faggot shit to kill yourself over 1 person out of like 4 billion more

Nope.

No, don't be a bitch. Just power through it.

I had a crush on some bitch she didn't like me and we hung out everyday but she abused me even as friends now I'm with a girl who I'm gonna marry and meet next you'll power through you got this nigga

only if you are a fag

Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that you developed after you find me double fisting your dead grandma while dressed as batman.. o n I poopy on ur floor :3

sure
if youre a lil bitch

you must really think you're a worthless piece of shit to end yourself just because someone else fucked up, this is the stupidiest thing i've read this year