Gordon Ramsay/Hell's Kitchen thread

Gordon Ramsay/Hell's Kitchen thread.

I need a beef Wellington, and for fucks sake don't overcook it this time!

Yes chef!

Yes Chief

Blue team what the fuck is that?! That steak looks like ghandis flip flop! START OVER!!

Yes chef

Chef refired the steak

A hungry fuckin kitty cat wouldn't eat that shit! Pick it up blue team or I'm sending you all out of here!!!

Here's the chicken you asked for chef

Sorry chef. But i cut my hand

Its barley noticeable

I'm cracking up Chef...

Oh for fucks sake, get out of here you pathetic piece of donkey poo

Here's the Pineapple pizza for table 4 chef!

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Hey chef, I made "Pea" Soup.

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I finished the Noodle Soup with Watermelon Vinagrette chef!

Alright blue team we have a VIP, don't fuck this up. I need a filet mignon medium and I need our lamb dish ASAP

FUCK OFF GET OUT OF HERE!

Best fucking thread all day please continue

I'm done already chef! I sacrificed cooking it all the way to get it out to the table faster chef! Are you proud of me?

Scallops up Chef:

It's clear you've made a mockery of our VIP Guests! Get your ass out there and present it to them! You pathetic donkey!

Which one should I slaughter Chef?

EVERYONE STOP, COME HERE! FEEL THESE! ITS FEELS LIKE THE RUBBER FROM MY FUCKING CAR TIRE! GET OUT ALL OF YOU GET OUT!!!

But I'm not done with the Pizza chef!

But Chef, the fish sandwich hasn't been served yet!

Blue team! ETA ON THE LAMB DISH!?

Right here chef!

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They didn't like it Chef! I KNEW I should have used more Jellybeans...

Chef, I've got Crab Rangun for the man in the pink suit at table 4

You've got to be fucking kidding me, one more fuck up like that and I will send you home right now you piece of Yankee Doodle Shyte!

Blue Team! YOU ARE ON THE VIRGE OF BEING SENT THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! IF THE NEXT DISH ISNT MY FILET MIGNON AND LAMB DISH YOU ALL CAN FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE

Chef! Chef! I Taught spaghetti how to fly!

Guys I figured out how Red Team gets the food out to the tables so fast!

I think I did it right this time chef.

Hey Chef, Filet Mignon is just french for "tiny meat" right? I got some tiny meat for ya.

Chef! I've got that baked pasta with a light cheddar pureé for table 6

Chef, I finished the Rolled Beef with Mint Creme for table 5!

THATS IT!!! ALL OF YOU FUCK OFF UPSTAIRS! GET OUT OF HERE!!
RED TEAM I NEED 4 OF YOU OVER HERE NOW!!!

Yes Chef!

Hello I am of ze Red Team

Okay red team! I need a filet mignon and our special lamb dish for our VIPs at table 4, they've been waiting for a while, I also need a complimentary calimari starter appetizer for them ASAP. Pick it up team!

What do you need Chef?

Chef! I've got a peanut butter pureé with a glazed jelly on rye

Calamari right here Chef!

ITS FUCKING RAW YOU ASSHOLE! ALL OF YOU COME HERE! LOOK AT THIS, I SWEAR IF ANY OF YOU SEND OUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN I WILL RUIN YOU! GET A GRIP!

Chef! I made Breadcrumb-Encrusted Chicken Medallions paired with a secret smokey, spicy, southwestern sauce!

Chef! I've corrected the mistakes on the calimari previously

Chef! I made a Smoked Salmon Foie Gras!

Cheff Ramley Sire, I hae a beef well-done-ington ready to serve.

I SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TWO ASSHOLES ACTUALLY SENT THIS OUT! BOTH OF YOU FUCK OFF GET OUT OF HERE! ABSOLUTEY PATHETIC!

Chef, give me one more chance, I know I can fix this

Chef, the calamari isn't cooperating!

Sir, I have further improved upon the Calamari design.

I can't believe I never watched Gordon Ramsay until a few weeks ago. Guy's fantastic.

Someone posted a Ramsay thread last week and I went on it to say how much I liked him. I didn't even look at the pics to see it was a troll thread and not even Ramsay at all. I don't think I need to tell you I had egg all over my face...

Oh that's nothin son.

ALL OF YOU STOP WHAT YOURE COOKING! OUR VIPS ARE GOING TO DIE OF FUCKING STARVATION! I NEED THAT FILET MIGNON AND LAMB PLATTER RIGHT NOW! IF I DO NOT RECIEVE THAT IN 10 MINUTES CONSIDER YOURSELVES FINISHED

Chef, the Calamari said it would curse me. Did I not add enough pepper?

Please tell me you didn't send it out without adding the cat?

Filet mignon chef

How's this chef? I tried my best to make a deluxe platter.

Did you remember to activate those almonds?

Brilliant job Sean! Now where's my lamb platter?!

Of course!

Here that Lamb Platter as well chef

That baby carrot and potato broth you ordered is coming up sir!

I bet if I ate enough lifesavers I could make some Mint Jelly to go with it.

Chicken pesto pasta, i did good right?

Chef! I made your favorite microwaved salad with semen salad dressing

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!!!?!!

You're going to need a bigger oven than that if you're planning on cooking baby.

Right here chef!

WHERES THE LAMB SAAAAAAUUUUUUUCCCCEEEEE???!!!

I got your sauce coming right up Chef! It just has to brew.

here chef i tried really hard chef

So, uh, chef, not gonna lie, I was going to shit on a piece of toast and throw it at you, but I made several mistakes along the way.

This is the end result.

Chef! Our Chinese patron just ordered dog! What do we do?

>eating dry cereal

Right here chef!

Charge him extra.

I released your calamari into the wild, I hope you'll understand.

Congratulations Red Team, Our VIPs left about 30 minutes ago. You all should be ashamed, pathetic, absolutely pathetic! PICK IT UP! I need halibut garnished with seasoned potatoes with a medium 12 oz. sirloin! Cmon red team! PICK IT THE FUCK UP

Ayyyooo, chef, lemme get uhhhh..boneless pizza?

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chef! One of our patrons didsn't like the 20 baked chicken legs! What do I do?

I got this one Chef. As you can see I extracted the bone.

clearly this is a steering wheel made of pepperoni

Medium 12 oz. SirLion right here Chef!

Order up, chef, One halibut garnished with seasoned potato and medium 12 oz halibut

Here's your Halibut chef

Its a long commute and I get hungry.

excellent work bruh, but where uhhhh, is my 2 liter of coke? don't tell me you shits don't got a 2 liter machine around here, or else I'm boutta call up the food services.

Sorry sir we only serve Pepsi products.

>adult roll-playing thread

"o-officer i swear im not high"
>peels off pepperoni and eats it

Sir the spray paint goes IN your mouth. I spent 20 minutes flambeing that can...

Is Sean the only one fucking working today?! WHAT THE FUCK RED TEAM GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!! I still need that 12 oz. Siroin!!!

FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE!!!