Be me 12 years old

>be me 12 years old
>playing with lego in my room
>mummie knocks on my door and says its bedtime
>tidy up my lego and climb into bed
>mummie comes over and tucks me into my duvet
>tell mummie i need to speak to her about something very private
>mummie reassure me that i can talk to her about anything
>tell mummie about problem where peepee go big and stiff very irritating
>mummie says is normal but needs tickle from time to time
>ask whats that
>mummie says she will show me how to
>take off pyjama bottoms and sit on mummies lap
>mummie gently stroke my peepee and it go hard again
>mummie say im very big for my age which makes me feel proud
>bury my face on mummies shoulder and touch her boobies
>mummie lift her shirt and let me suckle
>suddenly feel rush and peepee start pulsing
>hold on to mummie tight as warm liquid comes out my peepee
>start to cry
>mummie ask whats wrong but just tell her i love her a lot
>mummie says she loves me too and very proud of her big boy
>spend 15 minutes cuddling and suckling on mummie before clean up and go to sleep

like being close to mummie

get help

Never stop friend

How are you not banned yet?

Just fucking why, is this /gif/s creation?

Have you ever touched mummies taco or fartbox?

you cant ban me
what about /gif/?

Sup Forums the post

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keep up the good work OP

you're a big boy

They swoon over this women there, don't know if they created this mummy peepee bullshit you British cuck

no but mummy says i can play with her boobies whenever shes not busy with work :3

I like you better than both the eternal Anglo poster and the Turk who posts dead soldiers.

Tell us another one user

no post link to thread on /gif/

Shadow bans would be nice for spastics like OP

See a doctor.

Sage.

Only valuable general on Sup Forums is /Natalia/ general.

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maybe
you cant do that tho
this is it

Also who actually abides by the rules and calls it Lego when plural? They are legos. You play with legos. You shop for groceries at Aldi's.

no

>Please always refer to our products as “LEGO bricks or toys” and not “LEGOS.” By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand of which we are very proud, and that stands for quality the world over

Your mummy is a whore.

stop it now

So what disorder do you have. Not being mean, just wondering

Mummy user Rides Again! Episode XXIV

i concur

aspergers and ADHD (which is not a real disorder)

No

OP does it again, haha this fucking guy.

op I saw you on another board talking to someone about this mummie posting shite

you are wrong
wot... link pls

several days ago
maybe it was Sup Forums idk

She is only a russian whore. I bet she took hundreds of dicks to get current position.

I have a strange half chub

no stop

kys

Life must be hard when you have crippling autism

I guarantee OP is over 300 pounds

Autist

pic related

Nice weak chin you've got there
sage

OP is a faggot, but don't you dare mock Natalia.

a what?

This.

We all know about the true russki nature

Pretty hot 2bh

For some reason Americans have real issues with calling it LEGO.

It's called fucking LEGO.

I'm going to go play with LEGO.

No idea why you fucking burgermanias call it Legos.

For you

Same reason they say Pokemons

Now now britcucks, not all Americans are retarded

agreed, brits a trip.

am your fuhrer so

pic related my plan

the name actually came about when it was tested with kids and the one kid really liked it and didnt want to let go of the lego, so his mum kept saying "Le' go, le' go".

Fun fact there.

And then the next day you went and voted for a paki in the elections. Well done you fucking inbred retard.

Like some fucking retard with assburgers knows anything about the legitimacy of ADHD, right? Shut the fuck up you misinformed little bitch.

>this level of autism

Is the plural Pokemen?

tbf we do say "Tescos" and "B&Qs"

I'm starting to think that whole "Eternal Anglo" thing has some merit.

Oh course, Germans are also Anglos.

Glad I'm a pict.

am too young :/

leaving soon anyways

I'd follow you into battle kamerad

This is the alt-right.

This is the last hope of the western civilization.

I like him better then that Italy obsessed Slovene and any turk ever

NOW THIS IS NOT OK

i have lived with autists, I know more than anybody else on this board

ADHD is not a real thing, just a kid who can't shut the fuck up :)

Why did mummie give you my legos cunt?

This fucking british autist, he even made pictures with the caption " cummy in mummy "

i am your last hope
>pyccкий кoшкa мeм
birthday present

forgot reaction pic

adhd is invented by women who needed a job and then found out their kids turned into little shit cunts cos they didn't get any attention