5 days left. God, this is boring.
Watford once again lead the day's transfer activity by signing Milan's M'Baye Niang on loan with a view to a permanent £13.5m deal in the summer.
Tonight is the other semi-final in the Worthington Rumbelows Littlewoods Carabao Carling Capital One Cup:
>Hull City v Manchester United (0-2 agg.), 7:45pm
Match thread, or just putting this in the United win column?
>de gea
>Chelsea willing to spunk £4m on Craig Gordon
And people think we won't get £20m+ for Dembele
Actual thread:
>de gay
why is saying Liverpool has no windows funny? what am i missing?
>old trafford is a library
He was talking about all top 6 clubs, about football as a whole. Don't turn it into some tribal shit you faggot.
Scousers can't into banter
Who do people consider transsexuals as mentally ill while gay people are now fully accepted by society? What's the difference?
can you explain the joke, it literally makes no sense to me.
which thread are we using you plonkers
Just ignore my point then
Most gays don't try and pretend they're another gender, you can't change genetics
this should explain it
there's a difference between sexual orientation and wanting to fully change your sex you utter mong
this one si faster
They steal windows out of unoccupied buildings. Similar to bindipper (rummaging thru trash for food and junk) and their reputation for stealing hubcaps. Currently, as I can say from experience, they pickpocket and steal women's purses around Anfield.
why aren't we using the thread with rumours?
Scousers can't discuss football without lashing out at their more relevant big brother
Warnock made a joke recently that the Scousers on the panel didn't mind the cold because they don't have windows in Liverpool. The joke is that Liverpool is so poor and crime ridden that all their windows are smashed and therefore they have no windows, meaning they are used to the cold.
Gerrard was visibly triggered by this joke and Scousers in general have reacted with the good humour and thick skin of a Muslim 5 year old
yes i know Warnock said it. but why is it supposed to be funny?
this is like drawing blood from a stone.
Le downvote for >>>reddir repost.
This was posted first and UK posters ave priority for /trans/ and /epl/ threads anyway
Don't they say their brain sex is different to their chromosomes?
Read
You stupid fucking mong
the human isn't born with sexual preferences though
>tfw your team doesn't have any players this passionate
OT is a library. So what?
hmmm, that's disappointing, thought i was missing out on some next-level humour t.b.h
yes it was posted at the time i was making my post. you stupid fucking mong.
what an angry, odd little man.
Post your clubs transfer window so far
>Villa have signed Hourihane, Bree, Lansbury, Bjarnason for the price of Rudy Gestede
who here /goingup/ lads
They say gender and sex are different, yeah
>tfw to inteligjent for memes
Is there a bigger mercenary club than Watford?
>loaned out da murph and that useless nigger diagouraga
>made pablo hernandez a permanent signing
It's ok I guess,I hope fucking Jansson gets signed already since he's past the 22 game mark which triggers the option
manure
Alright Slippy G
You're the mong that doesn't know something as basic as that joke. If you were older than fucking 15 I wouldn't need to explain it.
kys
>Bjarnason
why a good and loved footballer like him should leave Basel (a permanent CL / EL team, eternal Swiss league winner) for a championship >muh history team who is not even sure to be promoted this year? it's a fuckin joke even worst than Oscar transfer in China
Why does Liverpool remain an impoverished shithole while Manchester is now considered one of Europe's most desirable cities to live in?
Man U has plenty of non-mercenary players though
Is Javi Martinez bringing some windows with him to Liverpool?
>swiss league
There's why. Being CL fodder isn't that great m8
Scousers are barely human and have developed into the most delusion and scummy """""people""""" who have developed a victim complex rivalled only by American women
>coventry
Gonna love having to loan a stadium in the summer after wasps kick us out.
have they fuck
Which presupposes that it is genetics, doesn't it?
money
he's not really good anyway, just runs a lot
>IN
Teemu Tainio's son
>OUT
Tom Carroll
>mfw to smart for january transfers
No, it's really you that's the mong if you thats the sort of material that makes you laugh.
Name a worse transfer window
Even decapitated casuals in wheelchairs get married, Sup Forums. What's your excuse?
>BREAKING: Hull accept West Ham's increased offer for Robert Snodgrass [@SkySportsNewsHQ]
Is he world class?
>hurr durrr windows
>calling others underage
The one in Liverpool
Didn't know windows could cause such animosity
your mum
he prolly got married before that shit breh
absolutely
>not a nigger
>not a pace babby
>can actually cross
He's like the polar opposite of what sky babbies consider a good winger nowadays,that's why people don't rate him as highly as they ought to
By British standards yes.
He'd struggle in a real league though
>he prolly got married before that shit breh
Nah, got married 4 days before they switched his life support off.
What window?
>hull city in charge of getting relegated asap
££££££££
well whats the point in that? just left his widow with a shit load of debt and a grieving heart
>Teemu Tainio's son
based
shouldn't it be
>hull city in charge of not getting relegated asap
any updates on the big jezza to number 10 situation
>webuyanycar.com advert
feel like falcon punching the tv when they come on
but Snodgrass was the only """world class""" lad there
>watching adverts
>watching television
what are you, like 60 years old?
no you don't understand
by saying
>hull city in charge of getting relegated asap
you're mocking their ability to not get relegated. which is false since they're definitely going down.
simple memenomics lad
troled again
>since they're definitely going down.
>definitely
I wouldn't say that lad
---------Carroll - Antonio
Lanzini - Obiang - Kouyate - Snodgrass
Cresswell - Reid - Fonte - TBD
Who can stop us?
>us
I don't see any Finnish in that lineup lad.
>he watches football on internet streams
sorry for not being poor mate.
Anyone, you don't have a keeper
what was the official moneyball 11 lads?
does it include Pogbanov?
Do you solely torrent series/movies you want to see and stream sport events?
Ogbonna comeback
I miss lamela but I don't see where he can fit in now with the new formation
------------------Lloris
-------------Dier Toby Vert
Walker Dembele Wanyama Rose
-------------Alli -------Eriksen
-------------------Kane
Is lamela finished?
>i waste money on shit because im not poor argument
:^)
i watch everything on demand
live television for anything other than sporting events is just completely obsolete at this point
Streams are almost as good as watching it on TV nowadays.
That formation is a e s t h e t i c as fuck
>he doesn't have kodi
Why does TransferMarkt have Messi valued more than Neymar?
Antonio, Obiang and Kouyate have finnish citizenship
Big man Andy will head the ball away everytime someone takes a shot at the goal
Messi is the GOAT and Neymar isnt even top-5 huezilian all time
Messi will be world class for atleast 5 years still
His name is Maximus, he's 15, and it's likely that he will be shit but I'm still excited
Probably because Messi is much better.
that's not true though. there's also a 0% of lag, disconection, foreign language comentators, steam being taken down etc.
it's quicker on the TV as well. you're a good 30 seconds ahead of what people are seeing on streams. very noticable when you're watching on tv, and posting on sp on the laptop.
basically if you had the choice in your house of the tv, or watching stream, you'd choose the tv 100& of the time
cuz nerman is an overrated shite
>Halilovic (The next next Messi) being sent out on loan to buy deal
How the mighty have fallen
en.as.com
Who's the next big star to go to the MLS? My bet's on Zlatan or Terry
just a pity the guy that got him to sampdoria was fired immediately and the next guy didn't want him
Chelshit.
he just lost himself at hamburg but he's really really good and still very young
>zlatan
he will go to MLS in about 5 years when he is finally not good enough for Europe