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At the LOW LOW cost of 1 post, I can offer you advice guaranteed to change your life.

>shipping and handling not included

i want advice.
here is my post, but i expect change.

also quads

How do you take off a bra?

Stop masturbating to trap porn. Its gay

Ask your mother

Okay hit me OP.

I've been living at my ex-stepfather's place for about 2 years now trying to finish up the last 6 months or so of my bachelor's but have fallen short of passing anything in the last 3 mini semesters. I started out so good when I moved here and was on a great track to graduate with a solid competitive GPA but now everything is soiled and I'm incredibly ashamed for having wasted his money and for, perhaps even more, lying to him about my academic progress. I've been considering for the last week or so that I should just come clean and tell him that I'll move in with my girlfriend so I'm not another head being fed in his house and just saving up until I'm steady enough to either pay my way or seek grants/loans that I can keep afloat and finish my last half-year without his financial backing. Any insight you can offer?

I am bitter 24/7 and I am addicted to porn that is often in Sup Forums

I'm sick of fapping to everything and especially degenerate hentai.

I want a jerk free life and I want to be happy but I am so numb and my chest hurts. 24/7 tightness/pressure. I have a gun and I want to end it all.

Where do I find homeless girls?

You lack the discipline to perform to the standard that you and your father know you can. Because you've underachieved, you are now ashamed of your performance and afraid of how your father will react not only to the fact that a ton of money was sunk into you, but your performance in itself.

Now you're considering piling a heap of student loans on top of your relationship with a girlfriend of X years (not enough info) and given the nature of such relationships, running the risk of prematurely beginning a family.

Personally, I am of the creed of not wanting to commit to such a step in my life before having my own room clean. You must develop the ability to profess responsibility not only to your father but to yourself for your own condition. Organize your life and set a goal to achieve, but not a simple goal and not an far off goal.

If discipline and student loans are he central tangible issue, I would suggest service in the armed forces if you're able. They WILL take care of those both. Your father will appreciate and respect the decision.

I understand its not for everyone, but it does good for wayward sons.

>Find grill
>Burn her house down
>BOOM! Homeless grill

I'm 22, I'm a custodian and it's part time. khv and addicted to porn.

If you're at the stage in which you're harboeing suicidal thoughts, your condition stems deeper than a mere open addiction. Look deeper with introspection and search for the source of your anguish. Upon realizing it, talk about it.

As for the porn addiction, you must begin by disciplining yourself. Identify what are your triggers, ie. What causes you to begin thinking about porn. Sometimes it may seem random, but often it is not. The porn ads on Sup Forums do not help, nor do the threads. Upon identifying your triggers, take proactive steps to avoid them. Reward yourself when you avoid them to establish a subconscious motive for proper behavior and punish yourself when you break down to develop an aversion. Porn addiction is often a consequence of idleness. Take up an engaging activity that makes good use of your testosterone, such as anything athletic.

Young and a custodian, I imagine you hope for a more fulfilling career. Have you ever considered saving money for trade school? Learn a skill, any skill, that makes you a more attractive recruit within the economy. Identify characteristics and skills that are desired within business and work towards altering your behavior and daily routine to adopt them. Often the first place to begin is with yourself and your home. If you're unsatisfied, it is likely that the condition of your home reflects you. Work to improve your immediate surroundings and you will begin to develop both a sense of meaning and a pride in yourself and your work. Such is a characteristic that carry many young boys into successful lives as men.

As for the porn addiction, see the second paragraph off .

*harboring
*porn

I'm 250lbs and 5' 8"
How can I gain self control to correct myself? Any tips? I can't go to a gym because the closest one is 30 miles away.

Ty.

Bitter because of trauma that happened after meeting online gf.

Had to help with things because the men in her family are coward faggots that abandon their sister/daughter to be abused.

That shit is still not dealt with but she thinks it is.

I had to deal with so much of her problems and help her. No one else had the balls to do it. And I have my own burdens.

A lot more than I have ever received gratefulness or credit for.
I was devastated and always expected bad news of something happening to her.

After a while, I got tired of being her protector and pulling all the weight without her brother or stepfather trying to help her. So I went off on her a few times when I got triggered.

Now I am miserable and just don't want to interact with her much. I have weird chest constriction 24/7.

Sleep is the only time I don't feel it.

Unintentionally sleeping during the hours I normally talk to her is shockingly helpful.

>I can't go to the gym because the closest one is 30 miles away

That is what is called an excuse. You do not need a gym in order to practice healthy eating, exerecise and positive routines. You're pushing responsibility onto an irrelevant fact, claiming that it is why you're in the condition that you find yourself and proceed to declare that there's nothing you can do about it.

The first step to losing weight to change that behavior, pushing the responsibility of your condition on to other things or people other than yourself. For the most part, you are the consequence of your own actions and lifestyle.

Identify what is contributing to the fact that you are not losing weight and begin curbing your behavior promote positive traits while simultaneously rejecting negative behavior.

The obvious health advice is eat healthier and exercise. You dont need to be lifting weights. Begin with a daily walk, not too short nor too long, and begin rewarding that behavior with a healthy treat but only after you've walked. Make a goal and work to achieve it. If you dont have a goal, you'll begin to quit early and lose fulfilment in the task. Once you lose fulfilment, you will revert to this condition. Find meaning in your life and not just your activities. After you have a goal in mind, begin to incrementally raise the bar as you progress to jogging and then running and pay strict reverence to the established goal. DO NOT CUT CORNERS.

You WILL begin to lose the weight and your life will improve in all aspects, career, health and sex.

Thanks user. Sorry about the gym thing but I usually just get the response "Just join a gym :^)"

Why do I work better when I'm angry? I mean, i'm doing some stuff and suddenly remember something that makes me angry, this anger makes my work more efficient and precise.

also (You)

Lastly, I feel like my gf is not taking what I say seriously.

I have had to repeat myself often on a touchy subject that should have been handled already.

You know how a guy beats off when he finds out he is dating a rape victim.

Well, I did that. I tried to fetishize it so I wouldn't get mad, punch walls and cry over it. Now I feel cucked because of that and I am just repulsed by the thought of sex, love or relationships.

I have a rifle now. Just waiting tor the strength to an hero.

Where do I find someone willing to kill someone? I have no more money so I cant go buy anything.

Should I kill myself? Thnks

How do I find the clitoris?

>online girlfriend
Assuming that this is still a strictly online relationship (regardless if its a past relationship), understand that there is only so much one can do in such a situation, not only because of the distance factor but because youre attempting to alter the behavior of not just the girl but the abusive externalities that surround her that you have zero influence over.

If physical abuse is the issue, there are people who enforce the law to prevent violence, but convincing someone who believes that the problem no longer exists that it still exists is often beyond an untrained individual's reach. If you can convince her to see a therapist, it may help her become more open to changing her own condition herself. She'll likely need to be the one to face this dragon and by that I mean change her life. She might be limited by age or wealth, but often there are things that one can do.

If she is steadfast in unwavering, then do not cast pearls before swine. There is only so much any one person can do and if you are still rejected, do not use too much of your energy and life on someone who doesnt appreciate your gift.

>expected
Negative thinking only leads to negative reactions.

>went off on her
Told you about negative thinking, but now she has another abuser. She trusyed you for emotional support, do not betray her. The feeling of betrayal is the deepest wound that could be made.

>chest constriction
May be a physiological problem, you orobably don't feel it during sleep because sleep suppresses sensation and memory of the compression. If you haven't already seen a professional, it wouldnt hurt to try.

The effort you're spending in her is keeping you awake during hours you normally wouldnt, making you physically exhausted, while also draining you emotionally with the monotonous anguish of watching someone who won't or can't help themself. There are someone things that must change that are also beyond your reach.

kek

There are forces in our world that are beyond our control, however if there is anything that we can be certain that we can control is how we react to stimulus, positive or negative, and how we hold ourselves in the company of others. If you care about improving your surroundings, in this case her, always be a positive force. You will notice that your surroundings will improve and begin to have a posituve force in yourself. Improve who you are internally, first by making sure your own life is in order. Clean your room. It goes a long way.

The gym doesnt change you. It can't. Its an inanimate lifeless concept. You must be the force to change you.

Because you're fooling yourself into becoming temporarily more determined. Take that for what its worth. Its my two cents straight out of my ass.

Thanks.

One last question.

I am poor and I want a dirt bike.

Stealing is for the subhuman and gey cost so do I buy a cheap bike and a motor kit or be a walkfag forever.

I hate walking. Bus stop was relocated to 10 blocks away (Crooked new CEO moved stops to areas no one boards on)

The clitoris finds you. Listen to her.

they cost*

No truck to carry the bike so I would have to bike home.

You guessed it, Idk how to ride a bike.

>So buy bike
>be stuck all night wih useless bike

I thought if I just chose a random homeless person to kill that there'd be no way it could possibly come back on me. But just before the final boot into his head he moaned my name. I didn't recognise him at all and now he's rotting in the cultivated near my house; someone's gonna notice the smell soon what do

>pearls before swine
If anything, try to build her into a stronger person. She must be the one to chabge her own condition.

This seems to be a overly toxic experience for you. While you have an emotional tie to this person, you cant expect to bear her burdens and her responsibilities beyond your control, especially if its having an overly negative influence in your mental and physical health.

You're repulsed by the idea of sex love and relationships because your experience and understanding of the matter has been overwhelmingly negative. Its not those concepts in themselves which are what you're necessarily repulsed by, but rather the relationship and you're own behavior in your attempt to conceal your own negative reactions.

You must react in ways that are productive and positive. Negative reactions do serve a constructive purpose and often deepens the hole you find yourself in. Whenever you have such feelings, you must discipline yourself into reacting positively. Only then can you expect your condition improve.

>an hero
What will that solve? Nothing but hurting everyone else around you and removing from society what could be a positive force for change if you discipline yourself accordingly. It is an overwhelmingly selfish action that is often a consequence of a youth who believes their life will always be the same way, an endless rut, but the youth forgets that he is what he is, a youth, and has no experience in life until he is married with a family and finds meaning and fulfilment with himself. Set a goal and organize your life.

I dont know. Niggers seem to be willing to kill anyone for free half of the time. Try your nearest ghetto and call the first large male you meet a nigger. Its a sign of authority and balls. They'll respect you and hail you as their master.

Prolly not. Why are you asking me? Are you looking for support or attention?

Holy fuck, please be bait.

I've never killed a human before.

I killed a squirrel (shot it) and decapitated it.

I wanted the trophy skull. Place head in pie tin.

Next day: Head gone..
>wat4fuk.jpg
>go to the body
>flies everywhere

Day later
>go back
>GODFUCKINGDAMNWHATTHEFUCK

I have never smelled something like that before.

It is horrible. If you are not lying, I know you will not be able to hide that shit.

Really, faggot?

Should have come to me. Nobody would notice or care that I'm gone.

Is recommend you learn how to ride a dirt bike before you soend money on one first, only to rekt it.

If you do know, set that as a goal and work to achieve it. It is a goal within reach and is often a stepping stone to building better productive behavior.

If you know what you're doing, build one. But if you don't, don't assume you do. You'll waste more time that way. And if you steal one, the authorities will be put on the look out for that bike so I better hope you didnt want to ride it around or anything.

The last thing you need is a motor bike if you can't even ride a mechanical bike. Get one and don't leave the parking lot until you know how to ride it.

Whelp, OP here. Try eating it. Your digestive fluids will get rid of the evidence.

Have you tried it? Call me a faggot only after youve tried it.

Thanks OP for the life advice.

That's not how trade works. Regardless, a messy job will end up leading back to you.

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Thanks a ton OP. Military is not at all low on my list of possible means of bettering myself. Being from a military family on both sides definitely plays a part in my faith in it. I just wish I hadn't dug myself such a deep hole that I'm afraid of even telling those closest to me that I'm in it. Your words have been very telling, though, at least for someone who has no idea who I am. I appreciate you

A test to any man's character is when his principles are challenged by unforeseen forces. If you know that your principles are pure, do not abandon them at the slightest provocation. They will not keep the forces beyond your control from afflicting you, but they will protect you falling deeper into the abyss. As a participant in society, you have a moral obligation to improve the experience and lives of others. A positive influence makes for positive people and positive people make for positive experience. Improve society by imoroving yourself, something that you DO have control of.

I'm considering joining for financial aid as well. Planning on speaking with a recruiter for Air force ROTC. They'll straighten you out so long as you stick with them and I'm sure you know, once you're in, stay in at all costs or you will kiss it all good by. Once you accept that training will be a part of your life, then you can train yourself internally to maintain a positive outlook and being in the face of stress and antagonism. See other posts for advice on emotional improvement.

Thanks

OP here.

You all should be asking yourself one question right about now.

Why is OP spending his night chatting with random anons about there life problems? Because I'm personally trying to live by my own preaching, that being my insistence that establishing goals and meeting them leads to self-fulfillment. I have set one of my life goals as to improve society and the conditions of others. By setting that as a goal and seeking it, I am not only improving the condition of others, but teaching myself that improving the condition of others gives me fulfillment. This is my understanding of optimizing one's own condition and that's by improving others. It triggers your innate capacity for empathy.

if you're still here. looking for experience in low level IT work, but everybody wants experience. I'm 23 and i have 2 years of formal uni IT learning, but when I was 18 out of HS, but no references. Just keep looking?

As I'm not able to stay on forever, I'm glad that I was able to help a handful of anons tonight.

holy god those are noice boobies

Doing god's work here op

Dont be afraid to intern. If you want it, then you'll find it so long as you persevere. It is your decision as to whether or not that use of your time is more productive that any alternative use of your time. Could you be doing more with the same time you spend searching or in IT to begin with?

Just realize that I'm not exactly helping the two anons with a porn addiction with this post... Lmao

That post wasn't meant to be any way self-congratulating. Its meant to be another tid bit of advice. Everyone knows deep down what is best for them and what would make themselves better people. It is their duty to live by that advice and improve themselves accordingly. Accomplishing tasks that you know are positive will lead to positive habits and a better framework to make the larger moves in life.

I'm definitely not opposed to an internship, I think what it is is, I'm not looking hard enough. Should I just apply to everything I think I'm able to do?

Don't hold any reservations for a job. Each opportunity is a potential stepping stone to your next career shift. Do not wait for the perfect job. If experience is what you need, get experience.

Nah. I want to be one one getting killed.

How have you made it this far with all that razor edginess of yours?

Russia or bosnia

Eh, well... you know.

New job, six months in, OK performance still haven't made a lot of money. Boss asks team colleague if my headcount is really needed. Tells me during quarterly 1 on 1 there are lots of other places in the company where I can go to and be of better value. I am now quite depressed. What do?

Okay help me billy mays

I am 13, I lost my virginity June 20, I snuck out on my bike and bought condoms and went to her house where we had the WORST sex in the world. My mom found out and she took my bike away. This girl lives really far out, 13 miles away. It takes $80 to get there and back in a cab, so what I'm asking is how do I make money? My parents won't let me suck dick or anything like that. I only need $40 more. Thinking about robbing a store, is that a good idea?

Your career isn't fulfilling you. This doesn't mean that you should quit your career as you might not be the type of person who gets much meaning from their profession. If you believe that your career is the cause of your depression, then what you need to do, if you want to keep a steady job, is to learn to take pride in your job and set goals within it in order to fulfill. But since your depression isn't necessarily a consequence of your job, you likely be more receptive to giving your day to day life meaning via something else, whether it be a hobby or simply helping others.

Humans have an fundamental innate drive to seek out meaning for their lives. Without meaning, an individual may find themselves wandering the desert aimlessly and without hope. Such is the case as to why many people with good lives otherwise find themselves within fits of depression.

One basic feeling that we as functioning social animals share is the capacity for empathy. Personally, I use empathy as a means of improving my own life and condition. By improving the lives of other people, I can find fulfillment of meaning when you empathize with a person who you have personally made better.

You need to set a goal and find something that gives you meaning. Goals are an easy way to do that. Don't make the goals too easy or they'll feel pointless and don't make them impossible to achieve or you'll become depressed feeling that you'll never reach that summit.

Have you tried becoming a successful TV salesmen specializing in paid programs and oxiclean commercials?

Well alright I think I might try to apply for a oxy clean commercial. Heard they killed that faggot that was originally on there because he sucked dick. What was his name, Willy Mays? Something like that

Good advice user. But wouldn't it be that the boss is just a dick and doesn't want me in his team? He wants money to be produced by my projects. I haven't yet but hit all the groundwork and on the path to do so together with the team during this quarter.