why is he so perfect bros?
list you're top 5 Keanu kino
say something about Keanu
>The Matrix
>Johnny Mnemonic
>John Wick
>The Matrix Revelations
>Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
>he's such a cool guy
also why tf did reddit hate his performance in Bram Stoker's Dracula? baka desu I thought it was good
He seems like a cool guy, and seemingly does not age.
>dating a tranny
>perfect
well meme'd mayne
Point break
Speed
That one where he's a serial killer
That one with Steve Martin and Rick Moranis
He's immortal
REAL
LOLITA
SHIT
could he get anymore based?
>That one where he's a serial killer
which one is this?
also x Matrix 3 and throw Point Break in there
ffs how could I forget
what is this from? i keep seeing it posted on keanu threads
The Neon Demon
it's not really a Keanu movie but it's still Keanu kino
I have a question, why hasn't he worked with Quentin yet? They would be a perfect match, some sort of kung fu Big Trouble In Little China movie would work great.
Also after seeing Knock Knock I think Keanu would do great in a David Cronenberg movie.
Anyone else want to see Keanu in either a Quentin or Cronenberg film?
pretty qt for a trans tbhf
Point Break
John Wick
Bill and Ted
Rivers Edge
My Own Private Idaho
John wick 2 when
I mean shit he'd be great in something like The Fly or Eastern Promises.
If Cronenberg doesn't keep adding Robert Pattison in everything, he should consider Keanu.
Really surprised that Quentin has never considered him for anything either...
Yes, also why has no one mentioned A Scanner Darkly yet?
if Cronenberg is going to continue his high class horror route Keanu would be a perfect casting
even if body horror i'd love to see hime kill Keanu
as for Tarantino I kinda hope he takes a new direction and starts doing something new
ikr? what a lucky dude
i just really really want to see him in a David Cronenberg movie after watching Knock Knock I think he would be perfect considering David's style.
and goddamn it Quentin give this man a chance, fuck he'd be great in a martial arts movie or something like Quentin's version of Big Trouble Little China. QT should do a martial arts epic with him maybe even a two part film like Kill Bill.
He moved like an 80yo in john wick, very scary, Hopefully he'll be in a wheelchair in john wick 2, then he'll be really scary
imagine Keanu in a scene like the bath house scene in Eastern Promises, John Wick was sorta going that route so wouldn't surprise me if Keanu agreed to that sort of body horror movie.
Knock Knock was basically a torture porn type horror film and Neon Demon was just weird, Keanu would be great in a horror thriller type of movie.
Knock Knock and Neon Demon were great, also an over looked film is that Generation Um movie he did. Had some qt hookers in it too.
The Replacements
Constantine
John Wick
Point Break
Bill and Ted
harsh user, I thought his gunplay was top notch
maybe I just felt for his character and loved Keanu too much i don't know
also Street Kings is underrated, f End of Watch and Training Day
oh and also would be great in a Sofia Coppola or Wes Anderson movie.
anyone else think so? I mean fuck he and Sofia should really just do a movie together.
The Watcher is the serial killer one.
Can't remember the name, it was about this killer who dates a qt. I only catched it a couple of times on tv so, i can't tell you more
Replicas and The Bad Batch sound interesting I hope he has major roles in those and not just minor ones.
cool thanks, i'll check it out asap
bump who else love keanu talk to mee
Okay here is my picks ...
No 1. The Matrix
No 2. Constatine
No 3. John Wick & Speed
No 4. My Own Private Idaho
No 5. Point Break
the replacements is the one true kino movie.
this My Own Private Idaho..
who knew he had range, nice
will check it out also
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>Trying to pick my top five favourite Keanus
>Difficult because he has so many great movies
Fuck... well if we're doing top seven or so then add Speed and A Scanner Darkly to that list.
I fucking forgot about Constantine...
>he got the qt3.14 trap gf we all dream about
Can't admire the man more
to be Keanu, ouch
>just a super-cool guy
>in pretty great fun movies
>does what we all want to do and dates a trap
based as woah
February
bump
did she keep the dick?
When you've lived for thousands of years you stop caring about shit like that.