Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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綺麗な写真だな

youtube.com/watch?v=rRkFEMUDwwU
Is Japan letting rapefugees in?

>ありがとうございました
どういたしまして

例のをパクって作ってあげたよ

╔═════════════════ ೋღღೋ ════════════════╗
........................................ERINNERUNG....................................
いわゆる名前帳Fは危険です。彼の投稿にこれまで返信しないでください
...................彼は平均的な人であり、日本人とは異なります...............
.......日本人は気遣うといいですね。 Fは、精神的に自閉症の雌犬です..
..彼の注意を引くポストから離れてください。彼の嘘を信じてはいけません
..........私は日本人と日本人が好きです。私はあなたの友達です..........
.....................................Fはあなたの敵です..................................
..................................ありがとうございました.................................
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仏くん乙〜!
>哲学の道
春には桜、夏には蛍、秋には紅葉が見れるのか。
行ってみたいな。

蛍!!
>夏

萎えた

外人である私を許す日本のmmorpgはございますか

the last thread hasn't even reached the bump limit

Gee, I wonder whose fault that is.

yours for not letting me make the one I had already declared

Please help with the translation, it's way too vague for my knowledge

how can I get a girlfriend
Seriously what do I have to do
It's the only thing I want in life
I have money, my own home and I'm not very ugly.
only because I'm shy and lost my faith I can't have a gf
Life sucks

スレ乱立しすぎだろ…何があったんだ?

なんて美しい
この写真どこで取られた?

これ多分パンツ屋だろ

最近に「(´・ω・`)」と書く顔文字は「ショボーン」というの聞いたけど意味は分からない
辞書で調べてみたけど何も見つけなかった
誰か知れば教えてください

ejje.weblio.jp/content/しょぼん


場所によるけど、関東じゃもう桜は散り始めだなぁ

こんにちは
お友達になってくれますか?
日本が大好きです

It's said that in the past the person has eloped with someone who is not noble.

peru i am VERY worried about your mental health peru

i should go back on your meds and take a month off. no prostitutes, no dealing with chinese factories, no reading kindle, no dealing with your workers in the factory, just relax at home and post on Sup Forums. ok peru? peru?

あ、長音と調べたので長音がないと思わなかった
あいがとうね

俺の住むところは先日、雪が降ったばかりだ
春は来たとはまだ言い切れない

もう桜の花はなくなった
葉っぱばっかりだ

>no dealing with your workers in the factory
give me a rapid overview on this guy peru?

Gosh. Thank you.

First of all you should stop acting like an autistic psychopath

how am I doing that?
I hate the F but I'm not a psycho

>お友達になってくれますか?
>日本が大好きです
うれしいですけど、私はシャイですよ?
それでもいいですか?(〃ω〃)

スウェーデンは日本よりはるかに北だから春が来るのも遅いだろうね。でも日本と違って夏は涼しくて過ごしやすそう。

A beautiful morning has come, and I'm going to sleep.

If any girl saw the sort of things you post in this thread they'd stay far far away from you and maybe even get a restraining order if you were pestering them

JAPANISCH
私も恥ずかしがり屋、それは問題ありません。私はあなたとあなたの単一のまぶたを愛しています、私の新しい友達
毎日私を応援してくれて、私の友人に親切にしてください

but most of the things I post are jokes

are you Ukrainian Cossack

he claims he's a rich big shot in peru and owns a factory and how he's going to take over the fake purse and hand bag market away from the chinese in peru

I don't believe you because you always post that way, you're just either lying or deluding yourself by saying you're joking afterwards. No normal person says the type of stuff you say.

what type of stuff?
that I hate mean people like the F?

涼しくて、そして、短い
big if true

ソードオラトリア2話みたけどいまのところ面白くないぞ
外伝といってもグインサーガや銀英伝の外伝は面白かったのに

...

not really
I'm sorry

It's probably not possible to get an insane person to recognize that they're insane so I'm not gonna bother

you don't have to say sorry
are you somehow interested in Japan

エッチしたいですね

I find some manga interesting.
I remember how a decade ago manga looked so deep and different to us. Now it's harder to find something which is not too filthy.

I'm not a psycho. there was a phase when i felt like my character on Sup Forums and was depressed but that was last year
I'm not rich or have an interestong life story, my parents are alive and I'm not depressed
I just come here because I have no friends and I'm bored and want to talk to other people
I don't care about the F or that soccer player. I think she's cute, I watched her games because I was bored
I'm mainly here because of the attention and because people recognize me so I feel like they're my friends
somehow I started playing a crazy person because my real self is not interesting enough to be recognized
I posted like a normal guy for half a year but it was boring
The oldfags will know that my shitposting started with the rate my gf thing. I took pics from a youtube channel and I got tons of (you)s everyday and people believed I had a Korean skype gf
Then I started posting about a "future gf" and posted photoshopped Morrissey pics
And then that gf got a face which was the Korean soccer player
So yes I'm a loser and wasted way too much time here (which I enjoyed because I love making up stories)
but I'm not a psycho or autist
the reason I tell you this is because most people won't see this or won't believe me anyway and also I'm constantly losing more and more interest in this thread
I haven't posted from my pc in months cause I'm doing other things. I don't post pics anymore, i'm not here 24/7 and like last month I might not come here for weeks sometimes
I think that I will have stopped posting by the end of the year

let's fug

I also like the language, and how it conveys those little meanings. Slavic languages tend to do it, too, but they put accent on different things. I kind of like your different politeness levels, too.

I don't think many ukrainians read manga, are you this frenchfag?

韓国が好きです*
訂正しといた

道で歩いているところ香りをが香れるか?

やっと帰りました、みんなごきげんよう~

どこから帰ったんだか

>I don't think many ukrainians read manga
Most of those who do, read it in either English or Russian. They purchase it from Russia or read scanlations over the internet.

台所

戻ってもいいね

I will pay you 500€ if you kiss me and say "사랑해요" while I close my eyes and think about my gf

Fくんは君に何したの?

日本って所々ドイツ語が浸透してるけど
こう言うのって当のドイツ人はどう思ってるのかな
アルバイト・バイトだって元々は確かドイツ語だし病院のカルテもそう
日頃楽しんでるオナニーも確かドイツ語じゃん
これって変に思わないのかなと考えてしまう

そうですね

People here just buy it in their supermarket.
I didn't know what scanlation was until recently.

荒らしに構うな

Yep, I know there's a lot of good French licenses. I saw the stuff in the supermarket a few times when there still was a large Russian publishing house which developed a manga line. Now there are only small publishing houses which concenctrate on manga & ranobe only.

高校で教育している

あら、理香様ご機嫌よう

なんの教師なんだか

家庭科

天才に決まっているね

そうですね

are you interested in Japanese manga?
Japanese like manga that it is easy to read for anyone.
it is like a picture book.
桜の香りは強くはないけど、ほんのりいい気持ちがすることはあるよ。

I might use this one for basic learning, thanks.

you're welcome :)

ELL高校生を教えている、主に移住民

ELLは?

hey how are you qt?

English Language Learners

生徒はちゃんとしているか

de.m.xhamster.com/movies/110714/japanese_fucked_by_2_guys_bmw.html
Are Japs white?

うん、どんどん上手になっている

>ちゃんとしている
どういう意味?

君ちょっと失礼だね(´・ω・`)

初学者はニュアンスが分からんのよ
大目に見てやりな

>implying a weeb dyke who namefags on Sup Forums could possibly be a qt
kek

ちゃんと勉強などしているかのと同じような意味で通じるつもりだったけど
上のは無礼に聞こえる?

At least she's not fat.

>implying a weeb dyke who namefags on Sup Forums could possibly not be fat
kek

you have bigger breasts(・∀・)

>implying a weeb dyke who namefags on Sup Forums could possibly even have breasts
kek, she's a dyke for a reason

you must be so proud of your manboobs.

I only care about nationality
any native English speaker is a qt to me

can i get a japanese gf? do jap girls like body hair?

Any accent preference?

How old are you?

21 why

I recently became a patron for Dogen, so I have access to his Phonetics Lessons. Here's the playlist in case anyone is interested:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeK-ilb1gk6md2oCbjPh4Rl0lnXXOV22P

standard American or maybe Australian

>Australian
makes my pussy wet

you look older (・∀・)