Sup Forums what are some of your embarrassing childhood stories, cmon were all anons here

Sup Forums what are some of your embarrassing childhood stories, cmon were all anons here

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I once wanted to pretend to stab myself in the stomach with a found knkfe on the street so the other kids would run up to me to and give attention and ppay with me.
I really stabbed myself and dad had to rush me in the hospital. I lied and told them i was fidgeting with it and cutting branches and it slipped into my stomach.
I was 7.
Worst day of my life.

I once shit in OP's house when I was 7

Damn

its not a childhood storie.

>be me 19yo
>Drunk with friends at a beach bar
>going to the toilets with one of them
>standing at pissoir next to each other
>Feeling a fart coming
>a Farting is always a good joke so I´m pushing
>A big fat piece of shit rushes my swimming trunks
>have to walk home in my shit flooded swimming trunks

When I was 8 I was really into butts. So much so that I even got turned on by my sister's (7at the time) nude butt, and I would do anything to see/touch it. Whenever she was asleep I'd pull her pants down and just touch her butt. I even had a friend that I would go over to her house after school, because my mom needed a babysitter, and i told her about me liking butts. I think she liked me or something because she would let me touch her butt. We would goto the bathroom and sit in the tub with her butt in my hands while we just talked.

You had at the age of 8 more sex than me at 21. good job user.

This better be true

Dont know how I would prove it, but it is.

Good goin user

My mom busted me twice wearing her lingerie.

ouch

Nice

>be me
>be in kindergarten
>my and kindergarten bf had fun in the bathroom after school
>nohomo
>would climb stalls and shit
>one day a fantastic idea appears
>take largest shit of my child life
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>you chand man check this shit
>he was impressed
>tell him i got another trick up my sleeve
>grab paper towels
>pick up tree trunk out of toilet with paper gloves
>throw literal shit in the trash
>chand man on floor laughing
>that potty is now my throne
>am shit king
>command my subject to do the same
>my power is growing
>janitor notices fuckery from the john
>catches us brown handed
>makes us clean the bathroom for a week
>murder.exe
>ffwd to second grade
>chand man and the funky bunch back at it
>the shit king arrives
>risen to power once more
>just discovered humping
>return to the throne room to discuss tactics
>the following has grown
>throne room full of 5 second graders
>one is on the lights making this bathroom a discotech
>the king has brought the party
>the most massive of shits ignites
>command my followers to worship
>all start humping the bathroom
>shit king humps his glory on the throne
>teacher notices lights flashing
>oh fuck
>storms in
>bitch u aint caitlyn jenner get out mah bathroom
>whatisgoingoninhere.gif
>shit king continues violently humping a toilet
>bitch we the bathroom bandits
>shit king must clean bathroom again
>mfw a shit in the can is worth two in the trash

the shit king shall rise again

can you tell us what you wore? color? bikini? thong?

>be 17
>slightly autistic
>sexy petite gf 10/10
>find out she goes to a lot of parties without me
>decide to go to one of the parties she's at
>look all over for her at party but she's nowhere to be found
>find out from classmate she went upstairs with some guy
>rage.exe
>rush upstairs and find them fucking in empty bedroom
>I let out some austitic screeching
>REEEEEEEEE.wav
>Guy is a jock and bigger than me
>he jumps out of the bed super fast completely naked with raging hardon
>I charge him ready to fuck his shit out
>Jock whips me around like a rag doll and puts me in headlock
>slowly takes me to the ground till I pass out
>MFW whole school knows I got choked out by naked dude at party
>MFW said gf was only using me for my money and was a total slut banging people behind my back
>MFW I'm the biggest loser in whole county

Once a bra, the other was a slip.

Black in color.

What.

> be about 12 years old
> meet chick my age through some kind of aol chat room
> phone each other a lot
> we start having phone sex a lot
> lame shit I know, but 12 year old me got off on hearing 13 year kid friend shlick
>one weekend parents were supposed to be out all night at party
>phone sex bananza
> really going at it
> 12 year old dirty talk
> didn't hear mom walk into door
> moaning into phone saying stupid shit

>a bra
Ok thats just embarrassing

i actually left out the story where we shit so hard collectively we got school shut down

how is this embarrassing

Should've just shot him. Would've been much easier.

god, aol chatrooms were the shit

Is that the fucking pedobear????

>Be 10 year old me
>Live in a suburb
>Have shitty babysitter
>Beat up the black neighbor kids
>I'm like a young Derek Vinyard

>be about 9
>dad decides to take me on one of his jobs for some reason
> he landscapes for a lot of rich old people who love up state
>walking around rich persons garden all day, picking up branches and stuff to throw away and am really bored
>the urge to shit starts to overcome me
> I've always been an anxious little fuck
> too embarrassed to ask rich old cunt if I could use her shitter
>lose the clench battle and a fat turd falls down my pants and drop it onto the grass
> lady comes around just as dad finishes to discuss business
> Notices turd and is suspicious
>Blame it on the dog
> don't know if she bought it or not but she backs off
> as I'm leaving I notice the dock start to eat my giant turd
>mfw

When I was 12 I had really long hair, I hadn't hit puberty yet and i was a bit feminine.
I got bullied a lot by everyone at school for "being a girl" and called names
One day I get called cute but an older guy (he was my neighbour and friends with my parents) and he convinced me to let him fuck my ass.
He would invite me over to his house every weekend. I just liked the attention.

Dog*

>be me
>be 6 years old
>I molest man in his 30s in our back bathroom
>he tells me what a bad thing ive done
>says i cant tell anyone or else i will be in big trouble
>i believe him
>over and over again

What did she say the first time?

>be me young teenager (like 13 or so)
>love exposing myself to people
>in bath playing and get a boner
>parents are away so grandmother is looking after me
>decide i want to expose myself to her
>get out of bath, dry myself off and get hard again
>walk downstairs nude
>get yelled at and told to put clothes on
>parents find out and ground me for a month
>still think about it today and fap

Why didnt you just go walk around in the surf for a lil bit?

I was house sitting with my grandmother and was about 12, just got circumcised. My cousin was staying there as she was finishing college. She was out one morning and told us she'll be back after three days. Was really itching to try my newly mutilated wiener. Fapping to Victoria's Secret catalogue's got bored. The next night I got idea to use my cousins undies. Raided her drawers and saw this skimpy and quite lacey pink panties. Half-way though the fap sesh, I hear my cousin though her window. "user?!" I quickly put my cock back with her panties back in my pants, closed the lights and slammed the door. I greeted her in the front door and she gave a suspicious look. The bitch promised to be back the 3rd day! Haven't talked to in 18 years since that night.

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>be in first grade
>allergic to tree nuts, but peanuts are okay
>teacher decides to make us snacks one day
>she gives us small celery sticks with peanut butter on top
>eat part of mine
>she sees me and realizes I'm allergic
>but I'm not
>autism mode engaged
>she makes me spit it all out in the sink
>walks me to the school nurse to get my epi pen
>too shy to tell the teacher I'm okay
>she finds out I'm not allergic to peanuts
>"Why didn't you tell me, user?"

>be me
>cum

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in kindergarten, I tried stealing a bag of candy from one of the teachers. they caught me before I got to the exit of the classroom.

I would spy on my sister showering through a small hole in the wall. She eventually caught me doing so, and would just place a towel over the hole when ever she showered. She never told our mother, thankfully. She has some nice tits.

i shat on the carpet in kindergarten. nobody noticed until i stood up, slipped and the back of my head landed in it. turns out, shit does not make a good cushion

>be me
>first grade
>it's cold out, so recess is inside
>classroom has a computer with some educational SpongeBob game on it
>everybody wants to play this game
>there's a line for the computer
>girl is playing the game right now
>I'm next in line
>standing right next to her
>feel kind of sick
>gonna throw up
>don't know where to vomit
>puke directly on the keyboard as she's typing on it
>all over her hands
>"OH MY GOSH, user"
>she runs away from me
>everybody hates me because the computer can't be used without a keyboard
>teacher has to buy a new keyboard after that

>Kindergarten
>shit my pants
>too embarassed to tell anyone
>go to class, smells awful
>ppl keep thinking someone farted
>go to gym
>trying to stealthily ait around and not play
>group around me because I was popular kid
>people getting grossed out
>still don't know it's me
>teacher comes and notices Someone shit themselves
>blame it on ambiguously indian/black/mexican/idfk what kind of nigger friend
>gets taken to office
>class is last of the day
>mfw I her in car with old shit all caked on me
>got away with it
>nope.jpg
>mom freaks out that school let me go all day with shit pants
>takes me to office and raises hell
>gig is up
>ass store from shit caked on and probably infecting me
>embarassed as fuck
>friend hates me
>changed schools immediately cuz at least my mom is not a cunt to me

bare butt in bathub? Did she sit in your lap?

When I was in fifth grade I dropped my pencil the girl next to me was wearing a short skirt I went to go pick up my pencil and immediately got screamed at by one of the teachers their teacher must have thought that I was looking up the girls skirt but I didn't even have thoughts like that yet and I just wanted my pencil back. Top 10 most embarrassing and confusing moments of my life

>be like 8
>live in big apartment complex
>go visit friend
>door is unlocked
>just walk into his apartment
>an ad for qbert is in tv
>I exclaim, "That looks sweet!"
>friend and his family turn and look at me like in surprise
>get basically thrown out of the house
>remember friends dad being super pissed off

I have way more embarrassing shit but for some reason that always sticks out.

I would have done that to look up her skirt, though I never had the courage to do it.

Autismo right there

cappign

>3 maybe 4, at least still in kindergarten
>kindie bro is having a birthday
>at hungry jacks too
>beesfuckingknees.jpg
>hungry jacks is the australian burger king, throughout the late 90's to early 00's they held birthday parties in the playgrounds
>one of first birthday parties, and it's at this cool ass place so understandably excited
>wait all fucking week
>finally gets to saturday
>dad's taking me since it's his weekend (parents are divorced)
>dads a bit eccentric and a drinker
>arrive at the birthday party
>look for kindie bro
>404
>look for anyone from kindergarten
>404
>realise this is the wrong party
>dads taken me to the wrong party
>walk up to dad and explain situation
>can't exactly remember if he was pissed or legitimately didn't know what to do
>forces me to give gift to the birthday boy
>forces me to stay for the whole party

sat by myself and ate my chicken nuggets while a bunch of random faggots played around me.