Taylor Swift is pregnant

With Tom Hiddleston's baby.
That is all.

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I'll laugh hysterically if this winds up being true. Odds are it isn't though.

She's slowly putting on the weight, that's for sure.

I doubt it's Tom's.

Pic was taken last month.

Literally perfect

>implying it's not Kanye's

>he's gay
>she's lesbian
>they're having a kid
>wacky shenanigans ensue
Shit writes itself Hollywood, call me

>tfw you waifu might not even be able to get pregnant
;_;

About a year ago, Taylor announced her mother was diagnosed was cancer. She probably wants to give her mom a grandchild before she passes.

How plump will she get?

She'll abort it and write a song about the emotional pain it caused her.

Y'all the photoshop gurus. Get to it.

That dude has a great smile.

maybe the baby weight will give her a proper female body

SHES NOT A DUDE SHES A DUDETTE BUT YES HER SMILE IS GREAT ILL ALLOW THAT PART OF YOUR POST BUT EDIT THE REST OF IT OK

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You sure? Looks like a dude to me.

but they are bearding for each other.

and she does way too much cocaine to bring a cold to term, nevermind a baby.

She'll have the baby for 4 months and then break up with by cutting the umbilical cord.

I always think it's shaggy from the live action scooby doo movie tbqh senpai

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I HOE YOU ALL THINK ABOUT WAHT YOUVE DONE AND BECOME NICER

Ledecky is only 5ft 11 you fucking manlet

On it sir!

>19

White women

She's a dyke and he's not black. Nice bait you cis white male, stop oppressing is with your rumours

>Shake It Off

Get a better husbando

Please do. I honestly can't tell if this is a joke anymore but she's so manly it hurts.

How long do you think the ledecky poster will last before he loses interest?

What a fucking whore, what happened to that goody two shoes Jesus shit

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Well, Jesus is taking her mom. So...

>having a child in your late twenties with your bf is slutty

Snakes can't get pregnant.

having a child out of wedlock is a sin faggot

Are you just upset that a beautiful Aryan couple is having kids, Schlomo?

If she's the Christian she's always spouted off about being then having sex out of wedlock is a sin and she should be lashed

I have kids of my own nigger the only thing I'm jealous of is Hiddle getting to tap that flat ass

Somebody do one of those morph things so we can see what the little bastard will look like.

>If it's ugly, it'll never see the light of day.

/r/sickfedoras

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Does Conan O'Brian still do them? I remember the he did one of Adam Duritz and his girlfriend and it looked like a real life Sideshow Bob

/r/infidel

Diamonds, got damn!

I gotchu senpai

katie posting is worst than pedo posting tbqhwyrnf

>With Tom Hiddleston's baby.

HAHA NICE TRY

She was impregnated by the BBC

Can't wait for the new single where she shits on Tom after they breakup.

>dat hairline
Kek

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;_;

>something something knocked me up
>something something gonna get BLACKED

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>Lonely nights and lonely days.
>That's what I get for dating gays.
>I've come to learn by and by,
>No homo, no cry.

what a whore!

Stop spamming your shit, bitch.

who is this ejaculate immaculate?

>All the time I dated Hiddleston,
>I didn't get no diddle, son.
>Ooo ooo, yeah yeah.

whats his gangta name?

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I want to shoot hot semen into her vagina

>trying this hard to be sky ferreira

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She got knocked up by Sophie Turner.

well no shit

>Fuckmeblack.com

Topkek, never change, Sup Forums. Never change.

>kanye's baby

fixed

autism mouth

do i want to fuck her ?

You tell me.

>likes tfa

>hates Hershlag
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Get fucked Sup Forums.

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What a great role model. Raising a bastard.

b-but she's pure

why would she get an artificial impregnation procedure done by a team of female doctors?

Swift is so goddamn ugly under all the hollywood makeup and styling

This shit is gonna be tragic

>tfw THICC Taylor Swift will be a thing in your lifetime

She is my youtube waifu

Say that again

her voice is angelic

I wish she did some joi

goddam she's hot

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whoops

Get her Tom Hanks's sperm now.

I don't know. He still posts 40 threads a day on Sup Forums

Can't wait. webm related

>tfw I immediately recognized this body
I need to get off the internet.