REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL GET LAID THIS MONTH!

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL GET LAID THIS MONTH!

Kek

I assure you I will not.

I can't wait. But it better not suck ass.


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Why the fuck do you do this attention shit, it's not like all these replies are helping your life at all.

At least I have a sliver of hope now

Guy or trap I don't care

falsehope.jpg

why not?

that's a laugh

(here's hoping)

Thirst is strong

I wish that was the case. It's been over 9 months since having sex. I am clueless on how to hook up or date.

pls

Hopefully, just joined tinder le mao

wat

Jokes on you guys.
Reply to this thread and you'll never get laid

Yeah good luck with that. I'm unfuckable.

Worth a shot

what am i doing with my life..

lol ok

Eexellent

Hoping the placebo is strong enough.

Why not?

Not likely but why not

anything that could help

Let's see about that

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Ok

kk nice

If i actually get laid this month I will start believing in magic and ghosts.

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alright

Pls

cool story

Ok

thanks

nigger

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K

retard nigger

please

>implying

I hope my wife fucks me this month..

Kek