How do I get my sister to fuck me?

How do I get my sister to fuck me?

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vsco.co/stinellz/images/1.
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Is pic related? If you're that girl's brother, you must always be drowning in pussy

>sister.jpg
>what is google image search

Yeah, that's my sister

reverse image search? What is that?? Oh, please don't search for that image!

just fucking quit it will you

Oh my fucking god dude, you're lucky. I mean, i wish i was her, guys would fight over me instead of me fighting over guys

The fuck??? How did you get my sister's twitter??? Please don't tell her!

Pay her.

Ecstasy.

Fake b8 and gay

I might be able to get into her snap for you if you want

Dont worry no ones gonna tell her or anything

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Damn she's a patriot too. I'll fuck her before you do OP.

>fakey fakey shit b8
>poorly disguised personal army request
>thinking you're better at internet than Sup Forums

fucking kill yourself fagballs

Shows how stupid you burgers are.
>she watches fireworks
>she's a real American gurlll
>and a patritard
>fireworks made in China

Here's her VSCO: vsco.co/stinellz/images/1. It sounds like you're a cuck OP if her boyfriend is fucking her before you do.

How does the origin of the fireworks affect anything at all?

With her vagina

What makes you say that?

Well you've GOT to do something before her boyfriend takes her away. Do you happen to have any pocket money? You could use that or a nice dress or something in exchange. We're with you OP.

Did reverse image search... google's best guess was Nelly, the rapper.

Good job Google

Hate to break it to you OP but she might not be into guys.

Her jawline when she smiles tho

She has a fucking boyfriend, OP needs to get her before her bf takes her

Fuck you

Fucking hell, whoever did that deserves a smack on their bottom

Cant believe anyone would be so mean as to feel that it's ok to do that.

Fuck me and see if I care. You're really fucked of she sees that

personal army request challenge accepted

Fuck you too. The idiot posted a reverse searchable picture. He was begging for it.

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well maybe he was a newfag! Sure he shouldn't be here but ......... but it's still pretty mean

Who the fuck cares. Incest is fucking disgusting anyway. Idgaf if he's a newfag or what. If he didn't want to get ruined, he shouldn't have posted it.

some kind of harpoon

But man, i still have the butterflies in my tummy. Just imagining being in that situation is already scary. Dont worry OP, stay strong

Change your last name to Trump

i dont do this so other people shouldnt do it too
we let you fap to trap shit user why are you angry then ?

Even if I got baited idc because it's still fucking hilarious to think what she's going to do if she actually has a brother.

She'll understand OP, you're probably just a horny 14 year old or something.

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Do you have a hardon for Trump? Nothing in this thread has anything to do with him and yet you bring him up. Fuck off.

Times are going to be interesting at OPs house today. You know, some douche that knows him just got you idiotic white knight zealots to ruin his life. Can someone ssy manipulated lol.

liberal tears

Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.

Oh wow, thats a great theory. If yours isn't correct, and OP is actually her brother, he should pretend someone set him up.

Trump Trump thump thump tump og mmmmmm yyyyyyyaaaaassssss

Op would have delete the thread

>ITT faggots everywhere

Baited faggots responding to another faggot that posted a random picture off the internet.

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The "tweet" that was exposing him looked pretty fake as well, with no account name on it. The tweet doesnt come up when you google it either.

Omg, guys, my sister just called me CRYING!! She found the thread. How could you humiliate us like this????

Oh you got dubs! Well done! I dont think you're OP tbh, and i also think that this might be bait!

WITH ONE FELL SWOOP, YOU JUST DESTROYED BOTH OF OUR LIVES AND HER BOYFRIEND'S. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS Sup Forums. HOW COULD YOU!!!

The first stage in acceptance is denial. Then she'll be angry then she'll wanna fuck you OP.

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Seriously fuck off stop trying to pretend that you're OP.

>be faggot OP

>Sup Forums-tard with no social skills

>wants to fuck sister

>0.000000001% chance

>get advice from Sup Forums

>0.00000000000000001% chance

rape is only chance. don't rape your sister. an hero instead.

HOW COULD YOU ACCUSE ME OF BAITING AT A TIME LIKE THIS YOU INSENSITIVE JERK. MY MOTHER JUST CAME IN WITH SOME TENDIES AND I LITERALLY SLAPPED THE TENDIES FROM HER HAND OUT OF THE EMOTIONAL DISTRESS THIS BOARD HAS CAUSED ME. I WILL NEVER BE WHOLE AGAIN

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>stop trying to pretend that you didn't collude with Russians to affect the election

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, I'M FINALLY GONNA KILL MYSELF

LIVE LINK >>> youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Dude your mom just told me that you get -5 good boy points because of what you just did. And you're also not allowed to eat the ones that fell on the floor.

thats embarrassing user time to stop

I fucking knew the link would lead to that, i dont know why i still clicked it. Congrats on dubs sir

Put ur dingeling in her tingeling

Thank you, thank you, you all have been a lovely audience

Stop being a gay homo sperg

that ass on her friend tho

Blackmail.

>it worked for me.

Story?

facts matter

What is it with all these OPs asking how to fuck someone they know, and they post their fucking picture?

Are you summerfags? How retarded are you?

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>replying to bait
>summerfag

I caught her sneaking a boy into our house that wasn't her boyfriend. I waited until I could hear them fucking and I filmed it. Then I threatened to post the video online and put a link to it on her Facebook.

Blowjob bought my silence. I recorded the blowjob. Then I used that video to force her to fuck our dog and recorded that too. She has done exactly what I've told her to do ever since. She knows that I own her. I make her say "I am yours, you can do what you want to me" out loud, over and over, when i fuck her.

Sounds like a plan

How come there's no real incest porn...or at least very little

your pretty fucked up user, and ive seen some shit

because incest is illegal, dipshit.

not in every country

Post videos

yeah, but those countries don't have electricity.

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>this is somehow bait

implying every shit thats said on Sup Forums is bait

What the fuck are tendies

It's an insult used to accuse grown men of living with a mother who still cooks chicken tenders for him.

If you look at the actual twitter post, she is celebrating 4th of July

you should just try to fuck your mom, it will be easier since she is a whore.

is this your bitch ass grandma???