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>Federeddit
CRINGE
Ya Joking Shoulda Been Higher
Laura Robson is my tennisfu
*dabs*
yesterday we were discussing shitting the shower
Her name?
Serena is going to win the AO.
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ana konjuh, pronounced konyou
jesus
reminder to get on the keto lads
so it was all true
leddit truly has a terrible layout. its really hard to read
Thanks
>it's a everyone pretends to hate reddit but secretly lives there episode
you know i was really upset with a williams v williams final, but now im kind of excited and i really want venus to win
I like both.
i've never been to reddit ama
ah yes, the famous reddit "discussion" I've heard so much about
stop talking about reddit
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Nice Tennis Dennis
I have a feeling the dimitrov rafa match is going to be reddit af
How many superbowls could Bjorn Borg win if he played with today's racquets?
Nice tennis dennis
ostapenko is cute
I thought it was Kon-yuh, almost close to kon-ya
It's pronounced konyoohh
always link to the previous thread in the OP for archive purposes.
please and thanks
Cone (you)
honestly it might be, im just repeating what i heard the announcers calling her but they are constantly butchering names so who knows
2 months until she turns 18 lads
nice
>mfw Nadal blows out Fed the Younger then does the same thing to Fed the Elder
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it's pretty unfair that rafa gets a warm up game against someone who plays the exact same way as fed
Jesus Christ her arms are so hairy all the way up.
>konyou
You need to lay off the anime senpai
literally never watched anime once in my life
fed the goat edition
>he didn't watch dragonball z growing up
fag
The race war has started run for your lives.
Who is the Vegeta of tennis?
i can't wait for all u cucks to get btfo by the real GOAT
reminder nadal isn't a cuck like the other three who have children.
Nadal.
Great record against the hero Federer.
Just below him otherwise. Tryhard.
>elite sportsman
>not passing down your god tier genetics
maybe it's because he doesn't actually have any, it was all doping
>nadal isn't a cuck like the other three who have children
>raising your genetic offspring makes you a cuck
thats the opposite of a cuck my friend.
>cucks have children
I wonder who is behind this post.
You gay? Blonde hairs like that are barely noticeable
Hasn't he been with his gf for a while now?
>not having kids with some qt3.14
That makes it even worse considering she looks like teen wolf.
the doping has meant he can't have kids
sad!
Is he even into women? He seems like he would be more into lego.
maybe they dont want kids....check your privileges cis scum
Federer is the true GOAT, but who are number 2 and number 3?
Kyrgios and Kyrgios.
Laver is the clear #2
I think #3 is out of Borg and Nadal
Hey mate do you know where I can get some coke?
>groth tilting on serve
>in MIXED DOUBLES
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Can anyone shop smug Pepe into this
Fuck Borg
You don't get to quit that early and expect to be in the GOAT conversation
glad she is btfo
The older I get the more disdain I have for any and every actor/actress. Literally the lowest scum.
Anything associated with Hollywood is cancer
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Is Nadal the most successful person with autism of all time?
That is actually the last board I'd like to go dumb idiot.
BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFDDFFFPTTTTTTTTTTTT
he isnt even the most currently successful athlete with ASD
that would be Missi
There are 5 balls in that picture.
In Colombia.
sweet
so you can hook me up then?
groth mad af
Does Dimitrov stand a chance?
No.
I miss the hingus doubles match.
Pironkova is my tennisfu, even if she isn't very good
>groth fucking up
She's hot but that isn't how you hold a tennis racket
are you a coach m8?
Prove it, faggot.
Tell me about the poos why do they like doubles so much?
Yes I am a coach.
Pic related is how you do it. Both hands at all times.
So I put the racket handle through the basket net thingy?
Correct.
Cheers fella, I'm very sorry I called you a nasty word, you've been a big help.
One more question, if I hit the ball into the net, that gets me points right, and its the job of my opponent to climb over the net to stop me from being able to do so?
Also, how do I tie shoelaces?
the Federer love over there is somehow worse than here, if you can imagine it
NICE TENNIS DENNIS
WRONG WRONG WRONG
When you opponent serves the ball to you, you have to catch the ball in your mouth and eat it before he climbs over the net to stop your.
Laces might be too complicated for you so far. Get velcro shoes for now.
If you swallow the ball, will you die?
Chew thoroughly do I have to explain everything.
it will be extremely painful
For poo
Thanks, but I don't think tennis is the sport for me!
Imagine being Sam Groth in this match and having to be all like "damn, Sam Stosur, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your roid body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both as a tennis player and the real me." when all he really wants to do is stick his dick between Mirza's tits in the changing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Groth and not only stand in the forecourt while Stosur flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable sunlight barely concealing her unnaturally large biceps and leathery skin, and just stand there, game after game, set after set, while she perfected that serve. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking shoulders but her haughty attitude as everyone on court tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SAM STOSUR LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to crouch there and watch her mannish fucking arms contort into positions you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of croation bimbos and wet fangirls and later an alleged australian residency chaser for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in regional NSW. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her washboard stomach as she sucks it in to contort it suggestively towards you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls it)” serve, the technique she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the line umpire calls a fault, and you know you could kill every single person in this stadium before the security guards could put you down, but you crouch there and endure, because you're fucking Sam Groth. You're not going to lose your prize money over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Match tie break ladies