Ask a Chad anything

Ask a Chad anything

Would you take my girl from me and cuck me?

Hell no your girl is ugly as fuck which means you're probably the same

I would grip her ass in front of you though just to piss you off

Why is it every drunk violent chad I meet wants to pick a fight with me but then chickens out 2 minutes later?
I'm an ex martial artist. Why must these meatheads follow the sport and why do they think even for a second that they can go 2 minutes?

I swear that the UFC ruined kickboxing, wrestling, and boxing culture.

Then you're not an actual chad and you won't stay pretty for very long. I do everything I can to stay out of fights but when someone physically assaults my girlfriend I take it personally

Why you look like me but older and with a tattoo?

What makes you a chad and why should I care?

She's not ugly. You're a fake Chad.

Ok beta you keep doing your dojo lessons

>you wouldn't fuck my 2/10 gf you're not chad
lol alright bud

you're probably my kid

if u dont care dont post

I have higher standards than you fucking moron what's a 9/10 for you is a 2/10 for me

You sound lie a fucking nerd tho...

List the top 5 manliest things you have ever done.

Sah dude?

1, 2 or 3?

Pretty average girl-next-door types.

Thoughts?

Sup

if i had to pick, 1

BAAAAAA
goat fucker/10

>Tfw i actually am in fact adopted

his beard is fucking disgusting and that girl is an angel on earth for not making him shave that shit

well now you know your dad is a chad

How long have you been a chad for?

...

That explains a lot.
Joined the army last year, first job, getting pretty bulky. Will make you proud, old man.

dont be no beta, no kid of mine is gonna be a bitch, go make the world your bitch

why are you here?

I'm a chad, king of the manlets but i can lie and say I am six foot.

Why did you pick a hollywood butt boy as your avatar, OP?

Would you fuck this mother and daughter pair?

my friend told me to do this

thats zac efron jackass

if i was wasted

>my friend told me to do this
fair enough.

>that's zac efron jackass

No shit you dumb nigger.

Why'd you pick a hollywood butt boy as your avatar, op?

I'm a a chad. OP... OP is no chad.

What are you doing with your life?

So you couldn't name a single manly thing that you've done in your life? Typical Chad, man.

Is string theory correct?

yes

not op, but a chad and probly not.

aspects of it may be folded into the truth. reflecting on it helps us better understand quantum gravity.

>string theory
>atheistic quantum physics

also, op- why'd you pick a hollywood cocksucker as your avatar itt?