Do girls really swallow sperm unironically?
I've never had a girl let me cum in their mouth. The few times I've gotten blowjobs I've gotten warned off cuming.
I'm guessing the idea of swallowing cum is a meme. The stuff objectively tastes worse than horrible.
they will but they don't want to. so i guess it's always ironic.
even if they want to they don't want to deep down.
all the girls i've been w/ only give (GIVE) blowjobs to get things. they crave to be fucked but not dick.
this make the benis sad and hurt so it shitpost on Sup Forums and larp with others.
you are without a doubt a virgin
nope. far from it.
you are without doubt a virgin dreaming of 'girls' he read on message boards.
TBH dude its a slut/porno/ONS thing.
Of the girls that have swallowed for me, almost all were sluts, drunk, or a combination.
It took a year to get my gf around to let me cum in her mouth.
Just tell a bitch you've been on the "porn star diet" of nothing but pineapples, celery, and fruit juices to keep your spunk sweet like in porn (Which is not true, pornstars seem to have an affinity for cum)
Doesnt matter if you really did or not, just tell them some shit to comfort them before they potentially become the most uncomfortable theyve ever been in front of a stranger with a mouthful of their bitter and salty tasting children of lies.
>tfw you're gf only swallows ironically
i am positive you suck major cock on the daily faggot
>this make the benis sad and hurt so it shitpost on Sup Forums and larp with others.
I guess you're butthurt I summed you up so perfectly.
>The stuff objectively tastes worse than horrible.
You must have a shit diet then.
My cum tastes and smells sweet
My gf loves it
Every girl I ha e been with has swallowed at least once. Most did it because they knew I liked it. 2 did it because they were nasty sluts, and one of those 2 did it every time we fucked.
It's much better to cum in a vagina then a mouth. I couldn't care less about blowjobs, they're for this virgin fag -- , who care more about a woman validating him than validating a woman who earned it by loving her and not using her a dick pump.
>be me 17 horny as fuck always start dating
>chubby girl because shes easy, she falls in
>love
>i don't give a f about her but i am still nice to
>get some pussy and head, one time
>we don't see each other for a month or so or
>two, we are both super horny got to see a
>movie, f the movie we are all over each other
>all the way on the back not that many people
>make her give me head for a long time
>movie is about to end she sucking like there's
>no tomorrow, i try to warn this chick i am about
>to blow a huge load she gets turned on even
>more at the same time I am fingering her
>and rubbing her pussy on and off
>finally blow my load she is loving it literally
>drinks it sucks me clean, WTF i am in ecstasy
>like f yea this one is a keeper, tried to see
>after we get our self's ready to go where my
>cum landed or where she spat it out no trace
>no single drop fucking amazing horny slut
Why do you greentext so weirdly
My gf always swallows my cum ever since the first load. She says sometimes it tastes bitter but other times sweet. All about diet. She is a serious cum slut that loves oral and swallowing.
hm i guess its because its my 3rd time green texting and i was in a rush to tell my story
Unfortunately the only girls who didn't hesitate to swallow for me, were the ones that weren't gf material. Every real gf I've had would swallow every now and then bc they knew I liked it, but wouldn't do it regularly. Idk man
Your gf is just a really good liar.
My wife does regularly. I don't really care if she likes it or not, as long as she does it. I prefer when she brings it to me. Whatever she doesn't swallow, I do. Don't want to waste it!
Well i'm in an odd relationship and the only way can get fucked is if I keep up around the house/cook/clean or if hes pissed which is not fun or enjoyable for me, so I swallow because I fuckin earned it. I just like some good dick, mang.
My girl swallows like a champ. Next time you're about to cum, grab her head and shove your dick to the back of her throat.
They love it.
Son, as an old man I'll tell you... Women will swallow when they're in their teens and 20's but that shit stops when they're in the their 30's cuz they finally catch on and realize they hate being cum dumpsters without a huge payout of some sort, either babies or marriage
why would you want your gf to love cum? why would you want to be sweet to her- not that you ttreat her sweetly, ARE sweet to her- but that you;re sweet to her, like candy? IOW, not that you;re lov ei sliek candy to her but you, a fucking man, is like candy to her?
that's gay
tits or gtfo but you're not a chick.
>IOW, not that you;re lov ei sliek candy to her but you, a fucking man, is like candy to her?
fuck, i typed that fast
this/thread
girls you want as gf don't swallow in teens or twenties
This man speaks the truth.
Every gf i've had swallowed. I warned them the first time, but they gave no shits and licked that shit up. Here's a tip for you: if you eat them out and lick up their cum, they're waaaaay more likely to swallow for you.
really depends on the girl. some love it and some hate it
Every bj I've gotten, the girl swallowed, never an issue...except for right now. Been with my current gf for almost 3 years and she's never gone down on me. I used to go down on her because I enjoy it but she always stops me. Never had any complaints in the past.
my ex let me cum in her mouth, although looking back on it she was a fuckin whore so i guess that explains it
she did insist that it didnt taste that bad but i somehow doubt that
Mine always did until I started dating girls in their thirties and it was rare to find one who would bob the know and gobble the goo
My gf always used to swallow but now doesn't like it
what's her age
We were 19 when we first started dating, it was about a year ago when she stopped, when she was 21
Had several past gfs that swallowed every drop. Finally wifed one and she sucks like no tomorrow and takes the cum in the mouth/face/wherever I want, but doesn't swallow it because it upsets her stomach. I dont care what she does with it cause I get to bust in her mouth whenever I want.
Nearly every girl I've been with swallows. Its very off-putting when a girl gets up as soon as you cum and runs to the bathroom like you just released the plague into their mouths. I've had two that I've facefucked, I might have been able to do it to more, didn't realize some girls like that shit. (When in doubt, just be dominant and do what you want, better to ask forgiveness than permission). The first one really enjoyed it and would sit up in bed with her head against the wall and pull me over to her and stand in front of her and let me use it. The current one right now might secretly like it(she hasn't come to terms or discovered her kinks yet except liking to be spanked and and student/teacher roleplay since I'm 7 yrs older, but she mostly does it because she's very submissive. I grab a handful of hair with one hand or sometimes her head and jaw with both and go town using her head like a ragdoll. When I'm ready to cum I pull her head down and bust right in her throat. She never stops sucking, and keeps my dick in her mouth as long as I want for the aftershocks. She's not great at blowjobs as I'm only the 2nd guy she's done it with, but she's got a great attitude and a willingness to learn and do as I say, and wants me to pop her cherry. Tfw she's a butterface and I could never keep her long term :/ fml.
My sub doesn't hate swallowing. If you get one of the high maintenance chicks she will only blow to get her way. They sent worth your or anyone's time.
can confirm
but sperm is delicious you fucking faggot
My ex-gf only wanted to swallow, she disliked facials, and found creampies annoying. And so swallowing was the best alternative
When I come across a cunt who wants to trade blowjobs for favors I use her as much as possible and give her nothing until she's fed up enough to leave. My ex was a bitch so I made her blow me literally every day I saw her, like 5 days a week. I have a video of her falling asleep with my dick in her mouth mid bj because I woke her up in the middle of the night when she was tired to blow me so I could fall asleep. Shit is cash, one of my favorite vids.
Don't listen to himAt least you got it all out in one post and wasn't one of those "Should I continue?" faggots