War of the Races 3.0!!

War of the Races 3.0!!

Recap-
The Britbongs, oldest of the Tribes suffered ISIS invasion and wildfires destroying the populous, but in recent years has brought back its prosperity
ISIS has been ruthless against the Brits, and also have quelled any rebellions within their ranks
The newfound Africas belong to two kingdoms, King Oooga Boogas Africa, and the Super Nannies (Queen unknown)
The Super Nannies have allied themselves to the Kingdom of ISIS, but the massive hive mind of Crab People, shepparded by the great Danny DaVito, grows on the horizon.
War is brewing Sup Forums, people are dying. Whos side are you on?

Dubs decides what happens next

The kingdoms of ISIS, Britbongs, and Super Nannies have no named leaders

Brits invade isis

Brit and nannies side together in order to steal resources from isis.

Thanks for hosting this game, OP, it has been fun so far
if dubs OP becomes king of the super nannies

The new explorer boats of the Britbongs discovers a string of Islands and two continents, to their suprise no Tribes have surfaced and the lands seem empty. Due to lack of supplies a colony cant be formed but a future trip is planned.

Dubs decides what happens next

The real dirty dan declares himself as isis leader

Was this a reply to my roll in the previous thread?

Incoming tea shipment sinks
Buts its not too bad as emergency rations of cake and coffee were given
>nation refuses to eat cake without tea and starves
>instant loss of half of population

Britbongs btw i forgot

Crab people agressively expand eastwards

A species of giant ants emerges from beneath the south western continent, they are very aggressive dislike black people

Rollll for ant people but also they are religious fanatics to an ant god so they also hate isis

Roll

Bumping myself, get back in here people the war has barely started yet

Turns out the island has a small collection of a native race with mystical gods. They somehow have little magical power

Winrar

such a waste

Jeb Bush is discovered in the South eastern island and forms a nation of 1

Crab people invade super nannies

WEOPONIZED GUAC

Ding ding

Roll

Reroll

And once more

yes

The Britbongs have a shipment of tea ambushed by Nigger agents. The people refuse to eat their crumpets and cakes without, therefore mass starvation strikes.
In good news, all the people stupid as fuck enough to starve without tea are gone, leaving Britbong territories with smarter citizens.

Dubs decides what happens next

Rerolllllll

Isis populations boom thanks to a sexual revolution

Jeb is subsequently killed by an unknown orange skinned man with small hands

My bad forgot

Isis send half 75% population on a jihad on the super nannies and take over
>suicide bombers so loss of population
Buuuuuuuuuuuut
>super nannies were stockpiling d.va suits so rest of isis is robotically armed

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goddammit lazy crab people
>roll

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It was too late

Britbongs fortify their coast, any attacks from enemy's result in tremendous loss.

Super nanny colony collapses without resources from the mainland

Roll

Already dead my friend

The colony wasn't still there?

Aliens use their future tech to abduct the entire central continent

In a battle worthy of song, ISIS sends their brave boomer babies to attack their allies. No one knows why this transpired. The ISIS Agents predicted a loss of 75% of their colony, but a higher estimate of 90 was lost.

A colony is taken by ISIS
Dubs decides what happens next

an aids epidemic breaks out in isis after a member of isis fucks a nigger, gets aids, and then gives the communal goat aids.

Ive no idea anymore i think op has left us, if digets then cthulu appears and nukes the map with niggers, niggers nig out and the sea sets on fire and the horses eat each other.
>game over

reroll

The carb people send the finest to mop up the remander of isis on the central island

Crab

No, you summerfags just dont read who actually has dubs.

Count this ffs

Reroll

Unable to provide enough meds, nignog population drops drastically

And the d.va suits for isis? That was a key part of my roll and could play big parts in world domination.
>sandniggers in flying robots that self destruct after a shooting spree.
I cant belive you missed that out.

I thought isis simply attacked the capital, not the colony.

I got the dubs you idiot.
I wanted flying pakis in the game.
Tell me you dont?

Crab people become militant Christians, vow to remove kebab from the face of the earth and move in to destroy ISIS

Rolio

Britbongs attack northern Isis. in a stunning set piece battle the Brits win with little casualties thanks to superior tactics and leadership.

Crab people mop up the rest of isis and begin their migration west across the ocean

The crab people reclaim their homelands from ISIS, now stronger than ever.
War is brewing, as ISIS is now Crab Peoples nemisis

Dubs decides next turn

Brits attack African colony and enslave them

Roll this

The crab people begin fortifying the island and production of super weapons

Ooga boogas rape and obliterate (not integrate) the super nannies

Winrar

crabniggers have a civil war

Don't fucking start

Taking the Negros of the Wall colony by suprise, the Britbongs claim their first slaves. If ISIS or Brits defeat the other, slave rights go to the victor, along with the Continent.

Dubs decides what happens next

Also OP Here, gonna go smoke some pot so if 3 dubs happens while Im gone, I'll run em all when I get back.
Start rollin

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the crab people are definitely going to conquer the world

Crab people have a giant orgy to celebrate

A new foe the coalition of Jeb Bush rises in the east 10000 stronge

Crab people victory orgy

Damn son

If dubs more crab people sex

CIVIL WAR GET

Brit makes Australia on bottom right island

A britbong explorer discovers a large civilization of Falmer (from TESv) like creatures living under the north east island

CRAB
PEOPLE
ORGY

REROLL FOR SEXY CIVIL WAR

Once more

Isis free Brit Slaves who then join Isis

Captin America civil war shows in the republic of crab inspires small scale civil war

Britain forms the British empire, Salves have puppet state

Winrars

Crab people fuck, fight, and have a cultural Renaissance

Rr

OP Here calling it stop rolling, also Im getting ready to open new thread

GIVE
ME
CRAB
ORGY
OR
GIVE
ME
DEATH

Whats with this new thread bullshit all the time.

Yeah why remake when you havent hit image or bump limit?