/heem/ - the city of Scott Coker, some slav slags and some bunda main event, edition

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>George Sullivan popped again
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/george-sullivan-notified-of-potential-usada-anti-doping-violation-out-of-ufc-208-fight-with-randy-brown

>Lee vs Trinaldo set for UFC FN 106
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/824696332971638784

>Barzola wants to fight Artem or Barao next
mmafighting.com/2017/1/25/14329462/enrique-barzola-eyeing-big-fights-wants-renan-barao-or-artem-lobov-next

>Silva on why he wants to fight Conor
mmafighting.com/2017/1/26/14399920/anderson-silva-explains-why-wants-fight-conor-mcgregor-ufc

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studboy = god

schwobfags BTFO

>>George Sullivan popped again
who?

>>Lee vs Trinaldo set for UFC FN 106
who??

>>Barzola wants to fight Artem or Barao next
who???

>>Silva on why he wants to fight Conor
fuckin goof

Problem?

she has a pp.

it's ok. it's feminine.

heem is dying

Heem is sleepy

prolly true

It's currently 5:29am EST. I hope you are all sober, employed, and ready to train. Get after it today heemsters.

sober, employed, but not ready to train...my stupid job destroys my body

are you still up? are you the same guy that i was debating dexter with? because season 8 is awkwardly funny

if i add an mma related gif, is this still an mma related post?

not me.

oh

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Gonna need sauce on this

mobile or can't read.

Mobile. But that's not why.
Googled the name in the filename and got no results.

SAUCE.

Which fighter is this?

i love this meme

>yoked grappler who only has clinch takedowns and godawful striking facing off against a far superior striker with excellent distance management

When have I ever seen this before?

No idea

Bigg Rigg will indeed smash hector

jose vs conor?

lol what?

well i thought maybe ronda vs nunez but nunez isn't a good striker either.

she is by wmma standards
she's the third best striker in the division and the hardest hitting one

youtube.com/watch?v=9UTt0v5zaSQ

Anastasia Yankova

Can't you tell by the tattoos?

I got banned for posting her once.

instagram.com/anastasia_yankova/

Check out some of her art while you're there. It's very good and some of it is MMA themed.

what is the use of this

Karolina is cuter than joanna.

You know its true, there's no point in arguing.

Clearly not her bro.

I seriously think ppl are trolling when they say jj is better then karolina jj is legit 3/10 awful body no tits no ass

Maybe if you consider elderly to be cute

Welcome to Believe You Me where we analyse and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world and beyond.

I was merely pretending.

All bark and no bite.

youtube.com/watch?v=B0SUWJlBNCw

if you feel 12 then you are 12

>be 30
>look 50
>act 10

That's why I dislike her

Had a dream that I rolled no-gi with Mackenzie :3

What could it mean?

that you are very very lonely

thats was known beforehand

youtube.com/watch?v=j9T3j5F982w

>look lithuanian
ftfy

I can never see resemblance between real people and those type of phenotype drawings

here it is
but its esti sisters of KK

Those tiny eyes, just like Trump

>harassing that poor doggo
what a cunt

>no-gi
>still wearing clothing

What did they mean by this?

Trinaldo is legit brother, looking forward to seeing him stop Lee.

>woodley v wonderpedo 2 is under the new scoring criteria
>woodley is still the underdog

wait what

I like Lee too though, he triggers the normies and is a good fighter in his own right.

Would MMA be better if competitors wore no clothing just like in totally not homosexual ancient Greece ?

Are you telling me you wouldn't prefer to watch Rockhold v Romero without those pesky trunks in the way?

Googled him and it turns out he was the one who cut Paul Felder in his previous fight. Trinaldo vs Lee could very well be a spicy banger then.

You forgot to add "no homo"

>Bethe will never sit on your face and suffocate you with her giant ass

why even live

Yes and lose my number.

How long until the UFC weigh ins?

You think that Pennington was hoping that Bethe would win top position in a scramble and swap around to north south so that she could get a whiff of that thicc bunda?

You better not be f*ckin booing him

Dana should add this to 208, I'd pay to watch that and silva vs brunson

Does anyone have a link or feel like posting the fake racist tweet by wonderboy?

Why is Serra-Longo so comfy?

They are a gym of local NY guys and a handful of them made it to the UFC. They upset GSP and Anderson for the titles. Homegrown, hardworking, underdogs with great post fight memespeeches

>topbet not allowing any parlays for this card

Definitely going to be on 210. I'd like to see him fight Gilbert still.

Gil is moving down to 145.

They're just saving you money.

Artem would be a nice welcome to the division.

why is gambling so underdeveloped in US? In UK we have about 10/15 reliable bookies that are easy to use and offer odds on pretty much everything.

9 hours and 20 minutes

It's illegal pretty much everywhere except Nevada.

>the land of the free

A dream can't tell you something you don't already know.

and Indian reservations

>underdogs with great post fight memespeeches
how do they do it

the stupidest and most religious people left england for america

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Every time I watch an english mma stream 90% of the ads are for online gambling. Is gambling big in Britain?

Funny how the stupidest people ended putting a flag on the moon.

there's no need to be upset

What time are the weigh ins?

Wake up you zeroes.

instagram.com/p/BPvBXMojNbk/

>GIMME DAT SUCC LIL BOY

early weigh ins start at 11

kek this is what happens when you filter eurobros

>filtering anyone

see

What the hell is wrong with you?

I'm sure he meant early weigh ins.

NASA was made up of German rocket scientists, you insensitive clod.

Could Joanna beat Mike Miller in a fight?

>not filtering spainsberg and shwobposters

Isn't that nigga in the middle a bit short to play basketball ?

you know how god damn good you have to be to play in the nba at that height lol

He is on an impressive winning streak. Shame that he's 38, kind of like a miniature Jacare.

>small american basketball players
>big polish basketball players

speaking of noses holy shit

#bringbacksoccerkicks

This woman is not half as hot as she thinks she is

instagram.com/p/BPve9ZGBTS7/

WHAT DO YOU WANT A DEATH IN THE OCTAGON?!