It's obvious now he is the GOAT but they don't want to give him more awards because the media needs 'competition' to...

it's obvious now he is the GOAT but they don't want to give him more awards because the media needs 'competition' to sell shit

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>messi
>manlet
>cant head
>awful at freekicks
>international choker
>muh passing sideways on the half way line
>tax fraud
>tattoos
>pizza n sprite

>ronaldo
>pure
>incredible athlete
>GOAT heading and freekicks
>vegetarian
>leads his national team to euro glory
>CL winner last year
>ballondor in the bag AGAIN
>gives lots to charity
>likeable brave single father

but yeh.. messi is the GOAT.. LOL

This is some low level bait right here.

>awful at freekicks
stopped reading there

>MESSI THE GOAT
>CRISTIANO THE MARKETING KING

Humble as fuck too. I never seen him be an attention whore or claim he is the greatest.

>yfw Messi switches to midfielder and he becomes the all time top assister over the next 5 years

>it's obvious now he is the GOAT but they don't want to give him more awards because the media needs 'competition' to sell shit
It was obvious years ago.

Why the fuck are there so many choking roided manlet threads recently, are we getting raided?

>he didn't win the puskas
>he didn't win the ballon d'or
>he literally didn't win anything
>probably his overall best and most rounded year ever
>the city of fifa

FIFA earn billions thanks to the Messi - Ronaldo "rivalry"

nobody cares that they don't actually consider each other rivals or that Messi is literally twice the player Ronaldo is

they will make a movie about this shit in a few decades, and people will love it

>british footballing knowledge

These

Pretty much.

*shits on shitters in mickey mouse cup for umpteenth time*

*bottles it again for his country*

*claimed best player by autists on autism friendly sports board*

*rinses and repeats*

/thread

...

*judges boy underwear competition*

*dissapears in the finals*

*comes back after the match and gets in the middle of the winning squad to get attention*

*dives and takes penalties*

I'm seeing a connection between people who think messi and Brady are goat vs manning/Rodgers and ronaldo. Gets my noggin do the joggin.

>this flag
>this opinion
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Messi:
>scores goals at a high rate while also serving as his team's primary playmaker
>leads La Liga in passes
>is the best passer/playmaker in the world
>is the best dribbler in the world
>his goals more often than not demonstrate incredible skill
>his assists more often than not demonstrate incredible passing skill
>seeks out his assisting teammate for hugs after scoring goals
>seeks out his goalscoring teammates for hugs after they score goals
>has had same beautiful girlfriend/wife since childhood, with whom he has produced offspring
>is a family man in his off time
>wins trebles
Penaldo:
>scores goals at a similarly high rate by being almost exclusively a poacher
>leads La Liga in selfishness and faggotry
>is the most selfish ballhog in the world
>is a meme dribbler who can't break down defenses with his dribbling
>his goals are usually penalties or tap-ins
>his assists are usually simple short passes on the counter
>seeks out the nearest camera after scoring goals
>throws tantrums when his teammates score goals
>goes from beard to beard while producing surrogate children in order to avoid heterosexual intercourse
>spends most of his off time being an admitted homosexual, hanging out with muscular men and shopping for clothes while wearing a purse
>does not win trebles

>messi wins best forward of la liga
>but griezmann wins best player of la liga
>yet ronaldo, after those two, wins best player of europe

literally wat

>it's obvious now he is the GOAT

Can you really blame Cristiano, though? When he says shit like "las personas tienen envidia de mi" or claims to be the best in the world, he's helping himself make hundreds of millions of dollars. He, his son, and his son's children, are set for life. I think any of us would happily act like a jackass if it could secure a future for our families for generations to come.

What did he mean by this?

he has sexual intercouse with his underaged clone

quite the precedent imho

The only thing worth laughing at right now is the state of your foriegn policy LOL

Messi:
>wins.. err..

Ronaldo:
>wins trophies

That's his son? Why is he a Mexican?

the mother is american, from LA(mostly spic)

chinese clone*

I guess you get what you pay for

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Cristiano
>kicks the ball into the crowd because he knows the game is about the fans

Messi
>kicks the ball into the goal because he knows the game is about money and he loves it. Probably voted for Trump.

The kid's mom is a waitress from LA.

>tfw Cristiano Jr is eligible for our NT

>GOAT
>0 WC
NOPE

Why doesn't he want people to know who she is?

Probably doesn't want her involved in his kid's life because, you know, she's a fucking LA waitress (which is a nice way of saying "part-time whore for men who claim to be talent scouts"). That's why he paid her a ton of money to give him custody and keep her mouth shut.

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Well duh, why do you think Tennis is becoming more popular now that Djokovic's world domination is over and F1 has been dead for atleast a decade?

I don't know, but they are dead serious about not revealing who it is. They even told the kid his mother was dead.

that's terribly fucked up

GOATs are not under 6 feet