You're at the bar and this guy asks if you want sum bepis, wat do?

You're at the bar and this guy asks if you want sum bepis, wat do?

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Wake up since this is obviously a dream, I'm too shut-in to go to bars

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sure!

Poor scali boi.

poor crazy scales

you can get some seriously good shots!

yo dude put your dick away that's weird

I don't drink

I'm not your friend, mate.

same here.

Do you like sweet things? You might enjoy cocktails.

Y u so crzy tho?

No

Born crazy?

COCKtails amirite?

Need me some of these

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can i?

Don't we all? Horse BFs are where it's at!

Mbby u jus need the right dicc to "straighten" u out.

sounds legit

Admit it. You were checking me out because you want to mate with me.

You gotta take ur daily medicine.

100 grams of cum, twice a day

I just need a bf
Why am I so lonely

Also, why is grindr full of old faggots who want to bang good looking younger people. Fuck it's like I'm online for 2 minutes and 6 40 year old guys want my ass. Where are all the cuties?

The fresh stuff.

uh i cooould, but rlly i just wanna d8 sum1

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Straight from the tap

Would thread be interested in a bi/Fur thread? No rules about what kind of fur, just all fur, male/female alike

>You're at the bar and this guy asks if you want sum bepis, wat do?

Slice his left ball off.

I can fap to that, preferably with lots of lewd chat

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Make sure not 2 overdose.

Welcome all furs!

why i make him a hotdog of course

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bumperoo

Go to a gay bar
Or meet up with someone on here. Most cute gay guys don't need to use grinder cause they have their pick

Where are you from?

Can't bar bc not 21.

Moving to north bay ~ Sacramento area after this month

Met my BF on here.

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Same

Look for munches or gay social groups then. They usually do all ages lunches and shit

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being alive sucks

How 2 find? Craigslist?

Also, BD cumlube is fun if anyone was wondering

Being dead blows

Being in a state of near-death bites

Are your trying to say Pepsi? I dont fuck with tards, begone from me.

Is it silicon or water based? I've seen it looks pretty nice

Facebook, Craigslist, fetlife, I'm sure your area would have it's own thing.

Yeah I've always wondered about fake cum, is it worth it?

it's water based. Me and my boyfriend found out the hard way.

Water based. Idk how they do it but the shit feels like real cum. Smells a bit like silicone but it's not intense enough to ruin the mood.

It's good for toys, not for sex

Yes. Very. 5 buck a bottle and it only takes a fifth of a bottle or so for a good hour and a half.

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go away abyss

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I just remembered. Where are you megaman, I have a bone to pick with you.

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Considering the camera angle it looks like iam a 15 cm dwarf and therefore unable to handle a cock bigger than me.

Probably tell him no then tease him :3

bump

mmh?

Seen the Lucario mouse pad that is his butt?

bump )))

no?

furaffinity.net/view/24166262/

thats amazing, i wish i could get one

it's like 15 bucks guy

i only have 3 buddeh

Check out pounced.org
Btw, any PL bois here? :3

Where do you live?

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i live in the south us

Define pl
If you're a top in California I will find you and I will ride you if you're a qt

Get it you fuck or I'm taking way your gay furry license.

are you a qt tho?

Not the lucario guy, but if I use this can I apply for a license?

I don't have money

i dont know, but i have long beautiful hair, but look bad if i dont shave for a bit.

PL = Polish

you should already have a license if you own one of those.

Apply for a license? You already got it with your bad dragon toy.

Each one comes with one.

Gay

just got it today tho. Already used it twice. I think it was worth what I paid.

Cum lube is life

plus i dont know where you can even get custon mousepads like that anyway :))

can probably find out after a google search

I know right? When I got my first one it was fantastic. They make the nicest toys.

Twice in one day?

Look at you embracing the gay

Order it? They're selling them at that link I showed you

The double knot on it is so satisfying man. Ugh I might go at it again. Someone come help me with my crippling adDICKtion

oh, hello im retarded, i didnt see that.

though google forms ordering is shifty imo

It's like you don't even like Lucario at all

butt stuff isn't my stuff

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On a totally different but somehow related topic. What is the best method for cleaning my ass so I don't shit dick my partner. Enema is just weird but I suppose is the easiest

Also, how shave asshole? I've tried creams but I'm too impatient

I give good bjs too man.

im sorry its been a very stressful week

Make a 360 degree turn and fuck off.

Enema is the only really good solution

as far as shaving I'm not sure. I'm a hairy bear.

I got my luxgay for that.

Why's that?

@lucario-fag what is your PayPal. I'm feeling generous. Send a dick pic with timestamp to degenerateNamedN on kik and ill give you money for the mouse pad ;3

i learned a while ago one of my family member's probably gonna die so thats awesome

no thanks, i'd rather pay for stuff mysefl