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Gold diggers edition

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Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
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AMERICAN GENERAL

>qt falling for you, try to distance yourself from her not to get attached
>you get attached anyways but you're not sure she is still interested in you
Can't tell if this is actually happening or it's just my insecurity but goddamn this sucks.

first for korean grill with tatts

How would you feel if somebody you knew found your interpals account?

I stay sweet as a nut, sweet like Tropicana,
When the hammer hits, your head splits like banana
Your not ready for this flow,
You best send your best soldiers, 'cos this is Captain Rosko!
More destructive and troublesome than ever,
I'll probably be doing this, probably forever,
Fellas wanna stop me they'll probably come together,
Its probable they'll stop me, probably never,

I wouldn't feel bad because I do not lie on my profile. It's not like the website is a dating website.

Do they exist?

they belong in the bin regardless.

>american general
>not even OP is american

You lost this time, burguers.

You are South American you favela monkey

>girl complains on a regular basis about having no friends irl
>tell her that there are plenty of people in her city
>she tells me that she's given up on people
>tell her that she just needs practice dealing with people and chatting online can help
>gets snarky at me for "telling my opinion" and cuts off contact

She complained about "people shoving opinions down" her throat when we first started talking. I didn't think that was the situation. I'm sure the same thing will happen to the next person not immediately turned off by her autism. Some people on this site are fucked.

yeah just like the irish live on the british isles eh

>Some people on this site are fucked.

Mate if they aren't, they have nothing to look for on this site.

t. actively catfishes everyone in this general

pot calling the kettle what now
some people are lonely without being pyschos desu

I REALLY hope that this isn't true. Otherwise there is probably some really embarrassing material from me.

What ?

No senpai.

I just say that to every newbie that comes here and people believe me.

And I laugh

Why the fuck would I catfish a bunch of guys...

I'm normal though and I use IP :)

Redpill me on Egyptian girls/

Impossible

t. cat(fish)"""grill"""

I see through your shit, pal

Cause you're secretly gay?

Marry me Serb-anonkun. ^^ I am Laima and I am a beatiful Latvian girl, I will bear many children to a strong Serbic bull like you, but only if you reveal your true name, picture of yourselff and your credit card information. See you soon, koncihiva. ^^

They exist.
I'm talking with one that wants to not be alive.
She gets more than 300 when she's offline.

If you're dutch you're not normal by default

sshhh, let's keep it our secret

Just for you brit boy

Do I get Latvian citizenship by marrying you ?

And sure if you want my credit card information it's

>4063878636274263
but it expires in 2 days and has 200RSD on it so you can't do anything with it.

would unironically strangle you to be honest family member.

be VERY wary of this geeza, or any messages you get after posting your profile here. He's sick in the head.

Yes senpaisan, I love you long time. ^^

Ouu, thank you so much kunichiwa, can I buy a cute set of lingerie for you daddy? OuO

Ouu very sad, you no strong Serbian bull it seems. :(

>Talking to 9/10 girl
>Likes dancing
>Say she probably looks stunning while dancing
>Stunning? me? Haha Thank you!

Thanks for warning me lad, I'll be very wary of the bastard

Well you can try but I think you'll get denied ;-;

At least I always know I have a Serbien husbando to fall back on

Is she 24?

>Thanks for warning me lad, I'll be very wary of the bastard
It's OK to be a faggot, user. It's just not cool to prey on people the way you do. I'll stop now before I go full Korea tier, but I see through your shit. Just trying to raise awareness.

im steadily giving up on a gf irl
inb4 how would i go about securing an interpals gf
i want only people from europe or the americas

Enjoy some background music while you lurk guys

youtu.be/hg8ofptnxbs

make a good account, learn how this shit works. easily get a Brazilian girlfriend

>git gud
that's worked well for me irl

Make profile, post it here so we can coach you

i have one already and ive been coached for it before
im getting a decent number of people viewing/talking but i want m o r e intimacy with someone

It takes time, and you have to "click" with someone. Once you and a QT are having a mutually enjoyable conversation, ask her if she wants to move to WhatsApp and just continue to learn about each other from there

Since I'm latino, I'll only talk about the Americas.
Want intimacy? Uhh is not that hard, latinos and brazilians are quite warm and open, just walk your way to more intimate topics, but be ready to share about your own life. Most gringos are way too closed for the average south american.

Topics of interests, fears, dreams, bad, good and funny stories. Obviously flirt.

Also be aware not everyone will be interested in you and not everyone wants to share. But in my experience, brazilians are nice and ready to share.

Red pill me on Chilean QTs

how does it progress to relationship status (ie commitment), if at all? i can view it as a relationship but it's meaningless if she's taking it up the ass from mario or ivan irl

Your silence says it all, dj serbanon.
It's not even the catfishing that makes you sick, having conversations with yourself ITT does, though.
I'm not saying you're a BAD person, but you are very ill. You need help.

The more feelings she has for you, the more likely she'll want to commit.

She'd also think it'd be meaningless if you're giving it to Shaniqua or Alejandra irl

>that american guy who messages every new male british profile

And he's not even a Trump supporter despite being named Donald

That's between you and the girl. There is no timeframe man. There was a Canadian who wanted to be my girlfriend after 2 months of talking. And there was an Israeli who wanted me to marry her after 3 weeks..

HEY don't be mean!

i see couple of persons visiting my profile every now and then, and they dont say anything. is it some kind of game?

if so, they will never win because i will never view them back

Post profile

I can't afford help mate

please pay for me
I only have 1.5 british pounds on my card

sorry for calling you out on your shit mate.
honestly, you make argie and leaf posters (on this board, not this general) look sane.

seek help.

I will, gladly. Not joking.

I'm not a chad nor smart, so take this with a grain of salt. But I'd say they are easier to get in person. Most are quite open, most of them liberal, secret hidden sluts. The younger the sluttier. I guess they are similar to colombians in a sense, most of them want to have a "serious" relationship before sex. (just being bf and gf, or as we call it pololeo).
But again it depends, I have friends that would fuck you if you are good friends.

I'd search commitment only if you meet her in person. But it is possible, I had one relationship with a brazilian qt before until I got bored. They can be quite loyal and submissive enough (thanks based brazilian dads for training them so well). When you feel like it, just ask her if she wants something serious, is that simple.

What did I do?

itts russian redditor and some polish girls, maybe you have seen them too? maybe they use script

you're retarded if you think i'd do that

i'm not giving it to anyone irl ahhaa X D D btfo

i've been talking to a number of girls i met through another app (hellotalk) for a while now on whatsapp but i don't think any of them want to escalate

I do have one person's whatsapp from IP though, shes italian

yeah im saving and planning for a trip overseas already, if i commit to someone that money will go to visiting them in particular

false flagging?
I'm not being mean ffs. I'm bringing reality.
I have no beef with dj serbanon, he ain't right tho.
I'm being deadly serious about offering to pay for your treatment, too. I don't do fake.

>Italian on WhatsApp

Well keep up interesting conversation with her! Have personal discussion, try to get to know her better on a personal level. Call and video chat too! After a few weeks of fun talks, give this a try-

"When you're talking with a QT for a while, and having a really fun conversation where you both are enjoying it. IF she says anything like "you're really fun to talk to" or something a long those lines, a compliment. Say "you know, I wish we lived closer, I wish I could ask you out on a date". It's not pushy, but it does show that interested in a very light way that won't put pressure on her to say yes or to shut you down. So she'll likely give you a positive reply. Everytime I've done that I've gotten replies like "oh wow really? :)" and "that would be nice! I'd like that". If she gives a positive response, you could open a discussion about it and see how you both feel"

Here is a pickup line if anyone wants to try it out
>Hey
>I made a song about you, do you wish to hear it?
If she says yes then you say this
>One, two, three, four
>What you use that mouth for

I am not smart enough to false flag desu, and if it makes you feel any better, I'm posting from mobile

Kek

i dont know what to talk about desu
she seems to enjoy talking to me but she hasn't directly (or in the way you describe) complimented me to my memory

It's not about what I think, burger, it's about what she'd perceive.

I have no clue who the hell you are and I don't give a shit about what you do. It is funny though that you'd get all riled up defensive over me thinking you'd cheat on a girl when you clearly stated that you want to give up your irl gf for an internet one.

>Five, six, seven, eight
>Makes me want to masturbate

Dreams, goals, ambitions. Those are very personal.

One thing that's easy to talk about is travel. Places you'd like to go.

Wow are you Muslim? Because you just blew me away

He's trolling, look through the thread
He's the crazy british lad that can't tell the difference between Slovak and Serbian flags.

I'll blow your mind harder than a Muslim philosopher

You're looking so sharp you could decapitate a journalist

what about when i run out of things to talk about
this has happened to me before with others and it usually devolves into a cycle of 'hows your day going' each day or however often

How was I being mean then, cunt? Why so defensive?

Pretty convinced you're the same poster as If you are, give me a nod, I'll unblock """you""" on discord and we'll chat about best we can get you help. I'm not your adversery here family.

x

>Girls first message to me is "Hello. Are you okay?

>half of her pictures show blatant cleavage
>no perverts!

why do girls do this?

nope not me

...

The only people that are perverts are the guys she's not attracted to

Well, if you click well enough then you won't have that problem.

You need to find common ground, something you both are equally passionate about. Also, you need to voice call or video. It'll help you bond.

Also, use emojis. Girls find it fun

Sorry, missed this.
No I am NOT that poster.
Get fucked sicko if you plan on doubling down on your bollocks.

What are you talking about

>can't tell the difference between Slovak and Serbian flags
>implying anyone would go to the effort of learning the intricacies of the flags of irrelevant countries
If you didn't all rip-off the Russian flag it wouldn't be so bad.

>phone poster
kys

I know for a fact that serbanon is not what he pretends to be.

t. John

>this is what i was wearing, tell me i was asking for it, I DARE YOU

John ?

thanks for the advice

He's the guy that cat poster is in love with or whatever

STOP ARGUING OVER POINTLESS THINGS

I was just playing the meme, because she just writes John ? sometimes

Now we're all supposed to write a John ? to his post.


Solidarity lads pls ;-;

Well to get this thread back on track

Here is a Canadian.

Yes. What, are you going to post my wanking vids? Idc if it was me wanking over underage b&.. I'm not happy with it, lah, but it's deleted and you said you were 19 anyway, so do one.

Seriously, I'll unblock """you""" if you take my help.

pic related, also see above. we spoke literally 3 times I think. I ain't even para..

Fugg.. Pilotbro, think about catgril blocking you and then Serbro saying "we already spoke" so spookily. You know this pham.

solidarity for sanity, perhaps, anons see thru your shit too.
this (you) belongs in the asylum.

>Fugg.. Pilotbro, think about catgril blocking you and then Serbro saying "we already spoke" so spookily. You know this pham

I don't think they are the same poster Tbh

well, I'm absolutely fucking convinced, lest me making para posts.

I'm on a static IP (I posted pr0n one time n got b&) so niggas (aka mods) know who I am. I'm abso-fucking-lutely convinced however, pilotbro. I've been wanting to shout off for a while now tho? God bless alcohol lmao. Do with it as you will.

Some underaged person catfished you into wanking?

I really need to lurk /cp/ more often

I don't really know what else to say, so

youtu.be/e4G8IlNYgws

Wtf is going on? Someone give me a quick rundown, pls

I for one am curious to see where this leads
You're correct
I'm pilotbro roleplaying as a poor serb to get the gold diggers away from me

no, some old man serb tricked me into spanking my ting over underage b&. Covering my tracks, perhaps, but it's a pretty sick game either way. He can get fucked.

Serbs seem like badman, but I swear down most Anglos would straight up merk serbs.
Also rape your women, standardly.

Not clicking that shit nigger

>tfw things are starting to make sense

youtube.com/watch?v=4erfA6uGH9Q

It's actually a good song Tbh

interpals.net/shontaemaiden23

thicc