What are you guys eating tonight? Pic related, my girlfriends masterpiece

What are you guys eating tonight? Pic related, my girlfriends masterpiece.

She better know how to suck a mean dick if those are her "cooking skills"... why can't sluts cook anymore?

Wow. That's literally the last thing I ate. Not even kidding.

that....
that's pretty clever. cheap, but clever...

They dont have the time anymore to learn it anymore, autistic boys wanna fuck them 24/7

she is poisining you with too much carbohydrate. slap that bitch and make her cook protein for you.

Lol white people. My mom used to make something like this but with actual Mexican flour tortillas. You heat em up on the stove just a bit, then add jelly and cream cheese. Its really good

Is that supposed to be peanut butter? Looks like Dijon mustard.

Tortilla hipster.

Disgusting fucking twat.

Thats pure sugar, it would literally kill you if it wasnt for you just poisoning the fuck out of your pancreas, enjoy diabetes literally.

NEW Mexican flour tortillas. Mexican tortillas are fucking trash.

Nah i just hate white people tortillas, its nasty as fuck

You've clearly never had tortillas from an actual Mexican made by hand.

I'm honestly under the opinion you're now justified and allowed to cheat on her for this monstrosity so you can maybe trade up and find one that knows how to cook.

That just made you sound like more of a hipster.

Nope im from Mexico and i grew up on real Mexican food. Not that fake American crap

ITT: Triggered faggots who ate instant ramen for dinner and thinks that makes them superior.

Congrats OP you've landed a nigger

I ate your mother for breakfast and that makes me your father

how do you eat with all that enlightenment and all?
>must be tough

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This is why Mexicans are even fatter than Americans.

>eating
>2017

I have transcended the need for all worldly associations.

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I didn't eat shit today, I actually need to eat something soon