I clean houses that are about to be put on the market. Every single time it is a white family, the boys room is guaranteed to be covered with cum. It looks like dried wood glue. All yellow and covering the walls. The black families never have houses that end up this way. Can you explain why?
I clean houses that are about to be put on the market. Every single time it is a white family...
Probably mating season.
at least they mate instead of spewing their seed on their wall everyday for 10 years
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Because community housing never goes on the market
im serious. why only white boys??
All the nigger cum is inside raped white girls
Niggers swallow their own cum because they think it increases their magical powers.
no we dont
No you're not.
the irony
The little nigglies are fucking their sisters or cousins.
Ever find anything interesting while cleaning the place out?
probably spilling a drink behind the table which drips on the walls where the table was
holes in walls that dont make sense. I've found one inside the closet on the ceiling. still cant explain it to this day.
i can recognize cum. its universal no matter what house i clean
you probably like it by now
that's you people all the way
that would make things easier wouldnt it
You don't cum on walls when you raping
Because the black males actively seek out willing/unwilling sexual partners to lose their muck in
Kids don't cum on walls, they have cum rags or socks. You're so full of shit.
Blacks have the required melanin to go outside without a sunscreen tax . That's all there is to it.
white kids in this thread are currently inspecting their walls and wetting paper towels
god i wish they did that...
Stop bullshitting m8, you're convincing no-one here.
i can see part of you is offended. i dont judge if your walls ended up like this. i just want you to know someone is paid by your parents to clean it up. it really sucks
Yawn.
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by assuming this is an attack you dont understand it reveals the psychology behind your position. that you see yourself as under attack. that means i can only presume this is how your walls are
You're trying too hard m8.
2/10 troll attempt.
please dont forget that someone has to clean your walls. im serious. its pretty disgusting
lmao, how bout boogers OP? you ever found a stash of whatever stacked away somewhere
i didnt mention that because i didnt want these white kids to get too touchy but it looks like it doesnt matter
1/10.
How'd you get stuck with such a shit job?
please i hope you remember my words before move day. it really changes things for us if you just wipe your walls down a bit
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i wanted to do this. im really freaky when it comes to cleaning shit. im on the autism spectrum and that should be explanation enough
You really are gonna be that kid huh? Every time you respond offended the yellower and stickier your walls become, respond to this and you are confirmed for living in a Twinkie.
White kids have there own room to do that in privacy. I imagine it's kinda hard for a black kid to masturbate who 5 siblings and one mother living in a two bedroom house in the boonies because shes on wellfare. That or he's to busy with any of the following:
>shooting up the block
>gangbangin
>listenin to the raps
>and smokin the devils lettuce
>stealing bikes
>taking lunch money
>"hooked on phonics" despite being a freshman
It's hard man, becasue he's either gotta play ball, rap, or sell crack to make it out the hood. what you thought this was the movie Dope or seomthin nigga? Jamal aint got time to worry about beatin off, he's got real nigga shit to deal with.
Ever cleanup a suicide? Lots of white people commit suicide. Can't wait for my white neighbour to kill himself
i genuinely dont want to piss him off. i want him to just think on it and eventually wipe his walls down so someone else in my position doesnt have to deal with it
oh, whats the best way to clean a room? i just broom the floor change the pillow covers, bedsheets, clear out plates, throw out trash, and spray some glade. is that good enough.
our company wont touch buildings that were previous crime scenes but ive had a few dreams that ive done something like that
lmao thug life nigga bitch nam sayin
we use chemicals that arent available on the retail market. stuff that will make you stomach churn without a mask and all the windows open
okay i gotchya. but where they cummin?
Oh my dear lord, please get a life.
I can already imagine your butthurt responses. Go on, fellas.
Ahhh, so this is Eminems effect on the human brain.
Your walls just got 10 shades yellower you dirty fuck .
beats me, idk what those apes do with their cum?
Wait i do, they recycle it because their poor remember?
OP here . still waiting on an answer that isnt sarcastic racism
>only white boys jack off
this doesn't seem plausible
no, im not really inspired by anyone. i dont follow people like christians follow god
Wooooooooow.
That's some grade-A butthurt. Thank you.
Nigger here, I nut in some sort of receptacle, usually under the covers or in a sock or something, wash it, repeat. I guess white folk don't have to worry about getting their asses beat so they aren't scared of cumming wherever and it being found? I dunno.
here
nice touch with the gif, i cant breathe
black parents beat their kids into submission
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Circumcision rates are much higher among whites. You'd be beating off constantly too if your knob was permanently exposed.
correction: jack off on their walls.
Black guys' cum is invisible.
OP, I think black guys just have more sex. They're really slick with girls you know?
OP here . still waiting on an answer that isnt sarcastic racism..
nevermind was what i was suspecting
White students have desks to do their homework, usually facing the walls, so when they jack off it ends up on the wall. Black students live in zoo style environments with no fixed place where they ejaculate.
then why dont i see the ejaculate anywhere? its basically non existent.
have you used a blacklight or UV flashlight, it shows up using that, in fact it should look like a jackson pollock painting
yes. black lights are a must in our line of work. its like they dont masturbate in their house ever
what's the wall smell like?
wearing a mask because of the cleaning chemicals. never bothered to smell before hand nor do i want to
nnnnnnnnngghhhghhgh
now i want to watch some interracial porn
weird. maybe they have some sort of cultural taboo against it and maybe thats why they are always so eager to be fucking de white wimmenz
lol her eyes
thats as good an explanation as any i suppose
Because a black who can barely afford a house can't afford a family, therefore there never were any kids living in those houses you talk about, OP.
Why dont you just shut the fuck up and do your fucking job or get another one with no cum. How the fuck are we supposed to know why white kids jackoff all over and niggers dont. Go to a forum with a bunch of niggers and ask you fucking fool.
niggers never willingly sell a house, so they are sold as is
i can see there is a lot of anger in your post. This only strengthens my resolve to get to the bottom of this conundrum
well, if you did not jack off because it was frowned up in your culture, you would be more likely to try to find some ho to fuck or suck you off, you would be far more driven, and finding some bitch to fuck might completely consume your daily thoughts if you were a teen
she already knows that she will be a single mother
Correction: niggers can't afford a house in the first place, much less sell them.
what i dont understand is even if you're constantly getting ass there still must be down time where you jack off at least a few times. but this is completely ridiculous. not even a single cum stain shows up.
niggers fuck w/o care of pregnancy or consanguinity or willingness of the cumdumpster
so instead of jacking off, nigger boys cum in any human hole that they can force their dick in
this is written by some racist who forgot condoms exist
Black kids don't get their own rooms
maybe they are all too scared to jack off because jesus said its bad or something like that, blacks are often christian. i never hear black people make jokes, songs etc about jacking off
It is a well known fact that when niggers have offspring the male adult abandons them to their luck. Therefore, if a house is put to sale by a nigger there is a high probability that he has no nigglets yet.
doesnt mean their siblings are always present
there are also god fearing christian white families.
Where i live blacks don't really own homes. The desk theory might be right. Whites probably have more computers and internet access. Around here the black kids spend 99% of the time outside bouncing balls or just sitting around. I know myself from 12 to 18 i probably jacked it 5 times a day or more. Ask some blacks how much they did.
Black boys cum in their own family members or maybe in the shower
its not about how often its about where they did it. in the yard? where is all this cum going??
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dont get me started about unclogging white families pipes
My nigga
Yes, but white Christians have the concept of free will, therefore they can masturbate if they want. Black Christians on the other hand have no concept of freedom.
Tyvm you are an MVP
if you say so