G'day Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates

G'day Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates.

/NZG/ thread.

Wellington reporting in anyone got weed?

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

The empire just let you leave RULE BRITANNIA

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yeah bro i got some weeds, wanna go gardening my g. We can plant some calendulas, nemesias, pansiess, polyanthuses, poppys, snapdragons, stocks, violas.

Leave?
Leaf?
Fern....

Levin here. Dairy got robbed last week, the guys who did it got a nice stash of cancer sticks. I am picking the pickings will last 5 days, which will lead into dole day wenarae, so I reckon later this week there will be another dairy robbed. Stay tuned.

Any south aucklanders here? I hear that shit is a daily occurance up there.

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no but the other day someone stole my phone and i tracked it using Find my phone and went to the guys house and said hey bitch give me my phone back and he did and said please don't tell the police, i said ok and keyed his car lmao

Good shit.

You should have stood him over for his shoes and taken them too.

anyone know how i can visit prossies in Dunedin????

What's your tinder game like? I'm in aucks and every chick seems to want a relatinship.

Here's a nude I got last weekend

haha i would of but i'm not maori. it was in west auckland though

Why are ID's even gone?

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>tinder

Enjoy your sti superbugs.

If you want a gobby from a trap for $50 I can hook you up. But places like pleasers, Venus or LA maison are the local whore houses

i see. had a look on google maps (lmao)
and these two places pleasers and girl4u dunedin caught my eye.
Not sure if you've been to girl4u but how much do they charge for pleasers (can't visit the site cause on uni wifi lmao). Also you know if any girls do anal

bet you my left nut that idbro is part of this group.

Just fuck bitches from Sup Forums.

I would if they weren't all ugly

The more you know.

What's fucking doing brahs? Everyone fully grouse like? Fuck yeah would be hanging doughies and rolling with my brahs but too fuckin cold u cunts!

>G'day
That's Gudday to you, silly fern

I'm wet as your favorite cum rag babee

Piss doesn't count.

Dubs and I shieeet.

>25 posts
Is this the end for /nzg/?

U piss in your cum rag?

you can go on craigslist and get a gobby from a trap for free lol

bout time.
ya'll niggas killed it.

there's no girls on the internet you idiot

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+1

kek.

OP here, sorry i'm drunk

what does the graph mean?

A-at least it will never h-hit 0 posts, r-right guys?

jew go memorise a dictionary

shit's gone done hill ever since idbro stopped posting

In a hotel.
dubs decides what note/picture I write/draw and place in the bible.

"If you are a man and gave your virginity to Jesus, is it a sin or have you given your greatest gift to the Lord?"

write "i hate niggas" and your home address

I am IDbro.

this:

provide proof please

I like to wipe my penis on second-hand goods at pawn shops, beware of the secondhand dick swiper...

Fucking stupid how cunts are making videos and shit and are now trying to make the videos look like old video tapes all fucked up and shit.

This nigga on the second 300 movie is about to fuck this enemy nigga bitch.
Fuck her raw dawg.

Gotta see some ID, bruh. Can't let you walk in here making everyone think you're IDbro without some verification.

proove it

"We all know Mary cheated on her hubby and accidentally created a religion"

How do you find these 'bitches from Sup Forums'

facts
*tips fedora*

rolling

lmao look in the mirror, bitch

Fuck you i'm IDBro

has tinychat (nzcam) been abandoned now?

if you can't find the bitches then you are the bitch.

thread and tc both dead now

any down to chill in a chat room, i'm bored and drunk

18 f cali

First Dates NZ is accepting applications.
Dubs on this post and I apply.

have fun

How big r your its?

You're applying as well cunt.

fuck

:(

This is a great idea. Hopefully i have the dubs you need

Since this place is dead I guess now I will start my life.

i've never been so I wouldnt know.

fug I just wanna do acid or mushies.

Can you get high on panadol?

tis mushy season is it not?

we've been looking for months and cant find any

Anyone got Chy Donaldson's nudes? Need them for a good night's wank. Help a brother out