RUSSIA 2018

Brazil will win 2018 WC and there is nothing you can do

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Cala a boca, macaco.
Cantar vitória antes da hora é o motivo de 7x1 ser tão engraçado pros gringos

and? kill yourself selfhater cuck

Só tem direito de se gabar quem vence, seu imbecil.
A única coisa que um time que perde de 7x1 em casa numa copa tem direito é de se calar e depois de praticar humildade, coisa que macaco não sabe, talvez quem sabe, só depois de vencer uma copa, comemorar algo, mas se achar superior jamais.

all I can hear is: LALALALA I AM GAY I LIKE ANGLO COCKS AND SPEND ALL MY DAY IN A CHINESE IMAGEBOARD SCREAMING AND SHOUTING HOW MY LIFE SUX PLZ FIRST WORLD SUPERIOR CITIZENS ADOPT ME AND FUCK ME IN THE ASS 7X1 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE HAHAHAHAHA

I realy hope you do, you deserve it ;)

Castração via internet é real. Esse vira-lata já perdeu as bolas faz tempo.

You have been pretty close so far. Keep trying and you'll get it.

It's rigged for Messi. It'll be his last international comp

>macaco.
is macaco a type of monkey or just monkey in portuguese
also is it common as an insult?

just monkey in portuguese, nobody really uses it as an insult since it is considered racist as fuck and would probably get you in a fight. Hence why everyone uses it here

Since '94, we only win when we're underdogs

There is something that we can do though
sending any one of the following teams to the tournament
>Germany
>Italy
>France
>Chile
>Croatia
Had England not sacked Big Sam I'd also back them to beat Brazil

t. Alberto Barbosihno

we will reach semis

You have conquered every continent except the final boss: Russia. I really believe you can defeat this ultimate bastard foe and triumph in 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia™.

literally who

We'll win the world cup even with refball against us

our first title was in Sweden. Against Sweden in the final.

>it is considered racist as fuck and would probably get you in a fight. Hence why everyone uses it here

top jej

So what? World Cup's never been held in Russia before. Just the continents of Asia, Europe, Africa and America. I wonder when they'll stage it in Oceania, seems a bit unfair to them.

Peralta instead of Jiménez

Conejo GK

I would actually be okay with this as long as neymar breaks both of his legs before it happens.

not if these meme lords have something to say about it

seriously, our NT is way whiter than England and France
even our Albanian and our Turk look white

I've already put a £7.10 bet on it lad

>Africa got to host a World Cup before Oceania

Fucking disgusting.

this is the right amount of non-white. any more is fucked up.

I think it'll be worse next tournament with Gnarby.

please speak English. we missed some brazil on brazil bantz

não te entendi, macaquinho albino. você poderia repetir em minha língua?

>not understanding written Portuguese

top kek

fingis entender o português escrito sendo apenas um charlatão, não é?

I'd rather not understand it than being Iberian or Latin or South American.

I understand most of it

I can't understand a single spoken word tho

I know, its because of our nasal vowels.

Are Mats Hummels and Jonas Hector Turks?

no, just not very Germanic Germans
although Hummels has a nice jawline

Sack Nerman, then we'll have a chance.

I didnt understand you, little white albino monkey. Can you repeat that in my language?

Poortuguese is just shitty frog spanish

>Chile
even their best generation would lose against the worst Brazil ever, for some reason they are complete chokers against Brazil, same with us.

mex7c0

w-who are those people?

Is that why Chile won a Copa?

With Tite we might have a chance.

Even though 7x1, we managed to get into a World Cup semi-final with our shittiest team in our history, is quite something desu.

You'll never learn, you did the same in the 50's.

but we didn't face brasil in both cups, i bet we would've choked otherwise, we won against them in the qualifiers tho, that was a big achievement after years desu

thank the russians
>3 million rapes

we don't speak monkey or penaldo

Germans are celts and slavs

>would
implying they didnt already

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Mexico will be annexed by the US of A by December 2017 latest

That would make us Italians with less semitic blood.

Já estou estocandos os fogos para o ano que vem!

Kek, this.

>seriously, our NT is way whiter than England and France
>this is the right amount of non-white. any more is fucked up.
This reminds me of that "5 stages of grief" concept. I mean, the "bargaining" stage
>we have ethnics, but not as many as other nations
then it goes
>we have ethnics, but at least they're aren't muslim

in the South, especially Bavarians, but not in the North

t. Aбдyлбeк Шишaни

Sorry to break it down to you, but it's between us and Dybala/Messi

>imply Putin will allow us to win in his country

We'll have better luck in 2022 with our shitskin buddies of Qatar.

Go back to our local imageboards, your bitch ass clearly doesn't belong here. Besides, he's right. There's no way >we'll lose the next WC, Portugal winning the Euro proves >we have literally no competition right now and it's likely to remain like that until 2018.

We're coming for that fat german ass. Don't you nazis dare get KO'd before you face us again.

Neymar is a trans now?

I can't say I've watched very many Brazil - Chile/Columbia matches
I was just saying on paper Chile should beat them
On paper Colombia should have beaten them at the world cup in 2014 as well

We're seeing quite possibly the worst Brazil generation ever, they have almost no youth prospects either, it's not going to change for a while
Suddenly playing street football with no formal coaching isn't going to cut it anymore
Brazil have been left behind by Europeans

Who gives a fuck? FIFA have killed what was once a prestigous competition.

The WC wasn't prestigious before 1998? We've only had 5 WCs with 32 teams and one of them was Korea-Japan, with Korea and Turkey in the semis

Nice digits.

I wanted to agree with the last part, but even our street soccer tradition is endangered by a pussified generations. Our kids are being raised by Sony and their playstations.

>94
>ywn witness based Romario step up to the NT and say 'I'll be your senpai'

why even live

This, deluded normies were confident. But any able citizen, with a bit of attention, knew that team was shot.

Who and who?

>I was just saying on paper Chile should beat them
Wat

Vela fucking sucks, what has he done for the NT since those two goals against Netherlands In that friendly...

Ney got braces?

Please, I remember him missing that sitter against Italy. Dunga, Taffarel, and the rest of the midfield carried his sorry ass. 2006 Italy tier.

Aren't you forgetting something, Bra71l?

kek, they are literally apes.

I got you puto

>that gif

Literal monkeys. Thank God I'm not Brazilian

>people dancing and having fun
>let me make my Sup Forums racist reply that will surely show everyone how well I fit in here

Might've been harsh I'll give you that.

They do have simian-like mannerisms though, you have to admit that

KEK
KEK
England getting anywhere near finals, SUPER MEGA KEK

>he missed one goal so he is shit
If you don't know about Brazilian folklore please refrain from making any more shitty remarks about our rei da grande área. Go back to your 7-1 jokes.

>giving attention to Uma Fodendo Folha
Manoel, literalmente por quê?

why not ochoa? was he a meme?

Romario was shit. Literally an overweight Michael Owen

>literally has the same amount of WCs as England NT

what are english players then? industrial waste?

Brazil won't win nothing in the next 15 years as long as we dont get our shit together and stop thinking that just human material is enough.

Our seria A is a joke, every single year the level of football is worse, we have no infrastructure and our best coach is mediocre, at best, on a international level.

He's never played for a decent team so we don't really rate him, ajaccio = granada = teams with no defense. He turns on the wall every once In a while though.

Blá blá blá. "Let's make the brazilian league a poor copy of the europeans". We won everyfuckingthing in the past decade, and in the 90's aswell, without any of this bullshit.

Subtle 10/10