Best greentexts thread

Best greentexts thread

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Holy fucking shit

lmao

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This one's a best

I still can't believe people take this one seriously. The pictures are fake as fucking shit.

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This makes absolutely no fucking sense
What did OP even mean lmao

a goodie

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Got a ton of these.

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I fucking love that one.

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where is eat all of the eggs? that's a classic.

ok then

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spoopy

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Personal favorite.

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Based mom if she looks like this tbh

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This is a classic.

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This whole thread has been great. You dumpers are awesome, this is why I lurk

i have a few.

been looking for the war story from the terrorist point of view. sounds like COD players are americans and kid is in the pic i think

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I miss this particular brand of insanity

Last one.

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R u fucking retarded or something

Everything about this post..

fucking lost so hard holy shit

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>That spelling
Back to Tumblr with you user

What spelling, u mean a socially accepted norm in typing for a faster and more fluent conversation?

>be gone with you

Ok, so you've answered my question. Thank you

Fucking can't even properly ise a shitty word like 'based', stop trying to fit in with the cool kids

Wtf is tumblr, i have no clue they had the monopoly on how one types

Also you're a huge faggot

very funny

>What spelling, u mean a socially accepted norm in typing for a faster and more fluent conversation?
Nigger, it was socially acceptable back when AIM and T9 texting was still popular. You have a keyboard in front of you, use the mother fucker.

Goddamn that is fucked.

Surprised no one posted this yet
>Fucking Chad

Holy fuck I would have just came inside user

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Yo, you don't take your aggression out on animals...that's fucked up

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7/10 cause it ain't real

Holy shit

Nothing comes close to this.

That one had me crying tears of laughter first time I saw it

Not cool dude, oh wait cats? Nah fuck them little feline niggers...feliniggers

I hope im taking the b8 cuz i feel bad for this guy for real

Does anyone have the one about the redneck that gets robbed whilst naked and confuses two different sentences and ends up saying something like "Do you want me to fuck you?"

Reminded me of it.

I think I have it somewhere, please wait

That greentext was the wildest ride I've seen on Sup Forums

Holy shit

Much obliged, good sir.

>Inb4 Bellair and reeses puff
I missed the old time

it's one of my favorites aside from tard greentexts

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this one?

Thanks very much!

Thx for sharing user

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