Encounter this cow

Encounter this cow.

What do?

Fist

Fuck

burgers

kick it in the stupid fat cow testicles

turn 360 degrees and walk away

user how fucking retarded are you to turn all the way around only to see the damn thing again and walk towards it? Is your head hollow inside or something?

Eat it out

Right?! I'd do a 720 and walk away

are people really still doing this roleplay?

Those are tits.

A tit is a tit. Eh

IT'S A MEME XD XD

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Sell it and use the money to buy a nice juicy steak

It's not a roleplay. We might be autistic, but we're not that autistic. Any kind of roleplay is way too fucking retarded, even for us.

>somebody plays the role of thinking 360 is 180 degrees
>somebody else plays the role of not knowing it's a meme
roleplay

Milk it as it is obviously discomforted.

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Hump, of course.

This. It's a damn cow and cows need to be damned milked

It's not roleplay you Philistine, it's ritual.

Eat
As in Slaughter and Cook

This kind of call-and-response injoke is a shibboleth mechanism by which (self-identified) "oldfags" identify and interact with members of their in-group (other self-identified "oldfags")

Crawl inside womb, then get out and pretend to be a calf.