G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Because i'm having too much fun being an utter cunt to off myself just yet

The best antidote to suicidal tendencies is having someone in your life that you love. Looking at it a different way, if you want to kill yourself, having loved ones is a real drag.

How long have you been making this daily user?

Because i woke up next to my wife who m i love very much.

Suicide takes too much effort. I'd rather just sleep some more.

Because I'm fairly certain everyone walking out on my life as of late (friends, family, etc) is a sign that I need to 'reinvent' myself. I feel that maybe I've reached a true 'fork in the road' moment, and I can either continue/strengthen what I've been doing (built an identity around) or go a different route.

Because this happens at my college :)

nice dubs
don't be too hard on yourself.
good advice.
idk
that's awesome.
nice dubs. have a good nap.
i wish you success.
nice duba-dubs.
hope she is ok.

Because suicide is counter-revolutionary.

I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.

sounds like a lot of work

Because I'm going to do it a few more years from now.

indeed it is.
who are you fighting ?
sup catholic bro. looking forward to mass today?
dubs of correctness. why then?

Beautiful wife
>clam completely devastated by 7 kids

Pick one

The wealthy, moneyed, increasingly brazen bourgeoisie class. For now (because I don't want the full brut of the state on my ass) I can only engage in indirect action: boycotting establishments/brands, educating people as well as myself, etc but I'm also physically training for when the bottom falls out...and rises up.

For starters, I'd like to lock the CEO of Nestle in a dry room for 72 hours with limited water.

Cause trump rules

Yes I am. I always do.

good plan. i wish you success. how do you plan to get the nestle ceo ?

he's putin's greatest employee.

Because I found out what the Blue Whale challenge is and hope that the fools who played die all very soon. Kids these days

That's a secret....gotta start by leaving my state first though.

Because someone has to help out my sick parents

Because I haven't run out of illusions yet.

I made plans to kill myself at the start of this year but couldn't go through with it because I knew that it would hurt my family. So I decided that if I'm going to live then I need to make more of an effort to do things that will lead to a happier more fulfilled life rather then allowing myself to stagnate and drift into depression

glad you didn't do it.
wish good things for you.

>post porn gif
>assumes unsuspected user fapps hard to it and fast
>assumes after said user fapped he'll get depressed and notice the text and gets pushed off the edge and actually does it
I'm sure OP make one of these every day.
Pic related is OP.

I haven't killed my neighbors yet

you've figured out my master plan.
also how did you get my picture.
I was very happy on that day, it was my birthday.
why do you want to do that ?

I'm too lazy