I have tons of peaches that are about to rot

I have tons of peaches that are about to rot.
What can I do with them? Already gave tons of them out to friends and neighbours.

Sell them?
Charity?
Dubs and shove two up your ass?

I'm envious, peaches are my favorite fruit

Make preserves

can them

go to homeless shelters
throw them at people
put one up your ass and then poop it back out

jesus op the possibilities are endless

Dubs thing would be cool if my dad wasn't around for a visit.
Also only charity in my town is for kids with Down's syndrome.
No homeless in my town famalam

can them
preserve them
peach jam/jelly
peach juice

Make peach moonshine.

Not OP but how do you can peaches?
Like just add water in jars or something else?

Put them in the freezer, then use them in juices/food etc

Make moonshine

Peel them off. put the peaches in a blender. make tons of peach juice. Freeze it inside a plastic container. Now whenever you want a peach daikiri all you have to do is to cut some of the peach-cube and add some sugar and rum. i do it all the time in summer because peaches that are beggining to rot are very cheap

Up the ass

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Ferment them and make alcohol out of them.
Google a guide.

Or as other user's mentioned.

Millions of peaches
peaches for me

put em in a bucket, get a potato masher, and juice em. Then ferment it into wine

Brate sramota si ,idi se ubi znam tko si

Lel okej.
Pozdravi mamu

Eat every single one of them

Doing so.
Will check if you can kill yourself by eating too much peaches.

squeeze and make juice or something and drink

can them faggot

Distribute them for free in front of a Walmart.

But O.P is a man and therefore should never want a peach daikiri.

Looked up Daiquiri recipe.
Looks like you first cut peaches in half and then squeeze them in blender.
I just squeezed them with hands and it was slow as fuck.

Do people really think like this?

just go to a farmers market. i always go there with mint and easily make hundreds in a single day

>Press them for their juices
>ferment juice to make peach wine
>get drunk

Make some peach wine: mash them up in a food grade 5 gallon bucket, add some lemon juice. Add some grape pulp/grape tannin (grape leaf tea, black tea, or oak leaf tea work as substitutes. Use a wine yeast from a brew shop if possible (lalvin v-1116 for example works well for fruit wines). Also add a handful of raisins. Pectic enzyme added at the beginning will clear the wine so that there's fewer bits of fruit in the finished product, but its not necessary.

If your going to a brew store to get pectin and yeast. Why use the raisins and lemon juice? Just buy yeast nutrients and do staggered nutrient additions

> Can them
> Dehydrate them
> Make fruit roll ups (can use an oven or a dehydrator)
> Make peach cobbler
> make jelly/preserves
> Give them to a food bank or shelter
> Post ad on Craigslist to give away
> ask /out/ or /diy/ for better advice than you'll get on Sup Forums, the troll board ("roflcopter insert in ANUS! lelz!")
> Compost any that are rotten

this is probably your best option imo.

Peaches freeze well. Google how, you may need to add sugar and something to preserve the color. Slice them up and bag them. If you have a Foodsaver, even better.

Give them to me. I'm hungry and have nothing to eat.

only insecure ones

Ask /ck/, they'll have a lot of ideas.

Make kompot

Ferment them and pass out to childrens

Millions of Peaches, Peaches for Free

I'm going to the country gonna eat me a lot of pussy

Peach cobbler. It uses up a fuckton of peaches for each dish just make a bunch of them and give them to the homeless

you motherfucker hivemind son of a bitch

Millions of Peaches, Peaches for Thee

Millions of Peaches, juicy peaches, you see?

Tell me. What do you have on hand? We'll make a meal out of it.

PUT TWO OF THEM UP YOUR ASS AND GIVE ME FOUR CHICKEN MCNUGGETS

I have a quarter of kilo of flour, half of small cup of rice, little salt and some hamburger lef over I found yesterday in a trash in front of one restaurant downtown.

make wine out of them. its easer then you would think

This is a valid option, make sure to cook the resulting juice before fermenting it.

Do I make a new thread or is there megathread about ideas?
I'm kind of paranoid about making threads, I barely made this one.

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Holy fucking bunch of pussies.
Ferment and distill.
Peach brandy motherfuckers.

One Peach is worth thousands of peaches

Try for the world record in most peaches eaten in a minute

go to the nearest store, put some food items into a bag. as you approach the register, throw a mixture of salt and rice into the cashiers eyes, run like hell while waving the bag of flour so it creates a smokescreen behind you allowing youto escape unseen.

and throw that disgusting burger into the trash

What is presidents of the united states Alex

is the hamburger raw?

Can them and they'll stay for years. Googlr how to can peaches and buy some mason jars

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Make peach pie, its damm tasty