YOU TRYING TO BE A HERO, WATKINS??

YOU TRYING TO BE A HERO, WATKINS??

YOU LIKE THAT YOU LIKE THAT YOU WANT SOME MORE YOU LIKE THAT

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

STOP BUGGING ME

JUST TRYNA KILL SOME BUGS SIR

IT'S AN UGLY PLANET.

A BUG PLANET.

YOU'RE IT UNTIL YOU DIE OR I FIND SOMEONE BETTER

it's just funny how at the beginning of the movie they need like 5-10 people to empty their magazine on one bug but near the end a few bullets are sufficient

Are you Swedish?

Dizzy was best gir\

1. They were rookies who didn't know how to aim
2. They developed better ammunition

They leveled up, duh.

No, just looking for forgiveness and salvation.

>Communal shower scene

JUST TRYNA REMOVE SOME DIRT SIR

WHATS THE MATTER TV YOU WANNA POST FOREVER

>I WISH THESE THINGS WOULD *BUG-GER OFF*

What did he mean by this?

pancake tit discount bitch lel

>not liking women

fggt

This thread legit took me back to '98

AAAAAAH, HELP ME!!!

t.carmen

IT'S AN UGLY PLANET, A BUG PLANET, A PLANET HOSTILE TO LIFE AS WE KNOW IT!
>Australia's Tourist Board, Every year

>tfw no matter what you'll never be as handsome as Casper Van Dien

Did you even watch the movie? They literally have a scene where Doogie Howser explains directly to the camera how to kill bugs more efficiently.

>starship troopers not on Netflix.

What gives?

just do your part, user

not part of the federation, filthy civilian

I did my part. I still don't have that chiseled jaw, and fantastic hair.

Made me say, "whaaaaaa?"

He's a legitimately great guy, too.

I went to high school with his two eldest kids and was friends with his son.

COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?

>people tell me this is suppose to be a parody
>Knowing the director that's likely suppose to be true
>It's just played completely straight except for the news bits

He always came off as a bit of nut in some interviews. Is he just excitable or does he have really wacky beliefs?

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